TSA 4th Amendment Underclothes

[Stephasaur]

https://laughingsquid.com/underclothes-that-display-the-4th-amendment-when-x-rayed-by-tsa/


4th Amendment Wear (http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment) is a series of underclothes that have the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution ) printed on them with metallic ink that so that it will show up when worn through a TSA X-Ray machine.

[izzy]

This should still show up even though the TSA doesn't actually x-ray you. I want!

[ray1970]

Can they make me something simple? Like Mickey Mouse "flipping the bird".

[JohnnyDrama]

Can they make me something simple? Like Mickey Mouse "flipping the bird".

Start a "Go Fund Me Site". At the least, it'd be fun to see who contributes.

[MrAK]

General moaning during the pat down is always a nice touch ����

[blacklabel]

I haven't flown in 10 years and I'm really looking forward to making it awkward for everyone involved.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Take a Viagara ahead of time, and when the agent asks what the object in your pants is...........explain that it might need vigorous inspection.

[JohnnyDrama]

Take a Viagara ahead of time, and when the agent asks what the object in your pants is...........explain that it might need vigorous inspection.

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[Stephasaur]

Take a Viagara ahead of time, and when the agent asks what the object in your pants is...........explain that it might need vigorous inspection.

But I don't have a penis...

[sniper7]

But I don't have a penis...


Strap on could be pretty funny!

[Justin]

The last time I flew, I got pulled out for extra scrutiny.

The TSA drone said he would have to touch my waistband area.

He shot me a dirty look when I asked if he planned to buy me dinner first.

[asmo]

The last time I flew, I got pulled out for extra scrutiny.

The TSA drone said he would have to touch my waistband area.

He shot me a dirty look when I asked if he planned to buy me dinner first.

As a multiple million mile flyer, I can assure you the best thing to do when getting raped, err patted down is this: MOAN LOUDLY. Make a scene 'When Harry met Sally' style. Say 'There! Yes! Don't stop!"

They hate it but there isn't a damn thing they can do about it. You are complying.

[Irving]

Metallic ink in the shape of a pistol, right on the crotch.

[68Charger]

Metallic ink in the shape of a pistol, right on the crotch.

I'm guessing you WANT the groping, and for it to be extra vigorous?

[Irving]

I'd have no choice at that point.