Irony: ISIS FIGHTERS IN IRAQ KILLED BY WILD BOARS

[SuperiorDG]

Surprised no one here posted this.

http://www.newsweek.com/isis-fighters-iraq-killed-wild-boars-ambush-civilians-589816


Three militants loyal to the Islamic State group (ISIS) have been killed by wild boars as they planned to ambush Iraqi tribesmen opposed to the group, according to a local anti-ISIS leader.
At least eight ISIS fighters had reportedly taken cover among dense reeds in Iraq's al-Rashad region, about 55 miles southwest of Kirkuk, in preparation for a surprise attack on local anti-ISIS tribesman when a herd of wild boars attacked the jihadists on Sunday, killing three. The militants likely disturbed the notoriously short-tempered animals, said Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and head of the group of local tribesmen who took up arms after ISIS took control of the nearby town of Hawija.

[Zundfolge]

You say "Irony" I say "A message from God" :p

[CS1983]

ISIS press release about the incident:

"Merciful Allah be praised. We have learned that an operation was compromised by 3 Jewish spies and Allah sent swine to kill them; we know that it cannot be the will of Allah for mujahideen to die by these haram beasts and have learned the spies were only pretending to be Muslim. We are evaluating our acceptance of recruits and background investigations. Allah be praised."

[ray1970]

Final score, Pork 3, bad guys 0.

[Zundfolge]

ISIS press release about the incident:

"Merciful Allah be praised. We have learned that an operation was compromised by 3 Jewish spies and Allah sent swine to kill them; we know that it cannot be the will of Allah for mujahideen to die by these haram beasts and have learned the spies were only pretending to be Muslim. We are evaluating our acceptance of recruits and background investigations. Allah be praised."

I honestly cannot tell if that's real or satire. :p

[CS1983]

I honestly cannot tell if that's real or satire. :p

Satire. I made it up.

[68Charger]

Satire. I made it up.
nicely done...

This almost makes me not want to go hog hunting in TX... maybe a catch and release program? [ROFL1]

[Bailey Guns]

In Iraq, bacon eat you.

[izzy]

I read the article this morning, forgot to post. So funny.

[Gman]

Do pigs eat muslim?

[theGinsue]

Do pigs eat muslim?

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:) Well played

[driver]

Do pigs eat muslim?

Not if they want to get into pig heaven.

[BushMasterBoy]

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[Ah Pook]

I LOLed at the original story. Poetic justice.