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BushMasterBoy
05-19-2017, 22:48
Guy cuts another "person" testicles off. Gets busted after complications set in. Army surgical kit? LMAO

http://www.denverpost.com/2017/05/19/denver-arrest-testicle-removal/

sigmanx
05-19-2017, 23:11
WTF.

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Squeeze
05-19-2017, 23:34
This society is so F'd right now. Not much really surprises me anymore.

MrAK
05-20-2017, 01:06
It's too bad the "surgeon" didn't grow up around livestock, those sutures probably cost more money and took more time than a rubber band would have [mlp]

driver
05-20-2017, 02:16
The testicles could not be reattached because of the amount of time that passed between the procedure and the victim’s call for help.

I don't buy that. I'm sure they could find a reattachment specialist on Craigslist that would say otherwise.

Bailey Guns
05-20-2017, 07:04
Man A self-identifies as a woman, wants testicles removed. Man B self-identifies as a doctor, removes unwanted testicles.

I don't see the problem.

CapLock
05-20-2017, 07:20
When I seen the story on 9 news it just said man removes transgender............ I thought it was going to say from a restroom.

Great-Kazoo
05-20-2017, 08:04
Man A self-identifies as a woman, wants testicles removed. Man B self-identifies as a doctor, removes unwanted testicles.

I don't see the problem.

If it was done under cover of Sharia law, would have never made the media.

GilpinGuy
05-20-2017, 08:05
From the story:

The victim suffered serious bodily injury and “risk of permanent disfigurement,” the affidavit said.

When you ask a dude to cut off your nuts, that's gonna happen. And this guy (the "woman" who had "her" nuts hacked off) is not a victim if he asked for the procedure to begin with.

Bizarre is now so common that it's normal.

Gman
05-20-2017, 08:18
It's too bad the "surgeon" didn't grow up around livestock, those sutures probably cost more money and took more time than a rubber band would have [mlp]
Should have used his teeth.


http://youtu.be/IRVdiHu1VCc

blacklabel
05-20-2017, 09:24
Man A self-identifies as a woman, wants testicles removed. Man B self-identifies as a doctor, removes unwanted testicles.

I don't see the problem.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Sounds like it got it's prize without government intervention.

CS1983
05-20-2017, 11:32
Shoulda used a tourniquet, just not a fake one.

theGinsue
05-20-2017, 12:47
This story is nuts.

hatidua
05-20-2017, 12:59
The trans person was apparently all hip to the trans thing until it was time to do it for real.

My sympathy-O-meter isn't registering on this one.

It, is ball-less now.

Guylee
05-21-2017, 05:59
Army surgical kit? Like a sharpened MRE spoon?

copfish
05-21-2017, 07:41
Yeah... I don't really see a problem here. Moron 1 wants to be Nutless. Moron 2 helps out in his limited yet helpful way. Moron 1 gets what he wanted. Neither should be able to reproduce or own dogs. Still Moron 2 did do society a favor in his own way.

wctriumph
05-21-2017, 08:35
Somehow, in someway, mind altering drugs must have been involved in this situation.

Gman
05-21-2017, 08:41
Somehow, in someway, mind altering drugs must have been involved in this situation.
...or it's simply mental illness.

KevDen2005
05-21-2017, 09:12
Guy gets called to remove a testicles. He does what he's paid to to do. Now they're mad that they can't be reattached?

That's a real kick in the balls to the "surgeon."

Honestly not surprised about stories like this, but if you want real entertainment you gotta read the comments section.

CS1983
05-22-2017, 09:05
"Laces out, Dan!"

rondog
05-22-2017, 09:25
Shoulda went for the full lopoffectomy.....

mattiooo
05-22-2017, 10:18
"Laces out, Dan!"

LOL - One of my all-time favorite movies, Ace.

KevDen2005
05-22-2017, 11:04
"Laces out, Dan!"

Die Dan Die

BushMasterBoy
05-22-2017, 14:38
He got his Obamacare cut off.

Duman
05-22-2017, 19:13
That's right from a 3-stooges episode, "Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard" !!