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BushMasterBoy
06-28-2017, 19:16
No, we are not going to Aspen! Young couple has dreams of being big on the utuber. He has her shoot him in the chest, while he holds a thick book to shield himself. Problem is they use a Desert Eagle in .50...
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/pregnant-19-year-old-fatally-shoots-boyfriend-in-youtube-vid-w490266
GilpinGuy
06-28-2017, 19:20
Darwin in action.
Perez called 911 on Monday evening to report that she had accidentally shot Ruiz
LMAO
Lol. Darwin for the win !
BPTactical
06-28-2017, 19:28
But they bred.........Darwin was 7 months late....
But they bred.........Darwin was 7 months late....
Soon to be supported by our tax dollars.
Proof that narcissism can be terminal.
ColoradoTJ
06-28-2017, 21:10
Momma always says "stupid is as stupid does..."
Circuits
06-28-2017, 21:12
Not only 7 months too late - they have a 3-year old together in addition to the bun in the oven (note the ages - he 22, she 19, w/3yr old).
Darwin was late to the party, but he might have prevented even worse crimes going forward.
Bailey Guns
06-28-2017, 22:46
Amusing story for sure. But nothing surprises me any more. My first thought was how did he manage to make it to 22 being so stupid? And I'm all for not even charging the girl. She probably did the rest of society a huge favor.
They should've used a thicker book. I hear "War & Peace" is tough to get through.
I guess they didn't use a 9mm because everybody on the Internet told them it's a girly-man round that can't penetrate sheetrock. Surviving that wouldn't have been impressive enough.
I think they just did something wrong. I bet we could duplicate their act with better results.
Anyone want to hold the book for me?
[Coffee]
Only if it's a physics book.
BladesNBarrels
06-29-2017, 16:51
According to the story:
"She alleged that he had even shown her a different book that a bullet did not go through."
Was it the Webster's Unabridged Dictionary shot by a .22 short he showed her and then grabbed the Farmer's Almanac and handed her a .50 cal Desert Eagle to post on YouTube to get higher ratings?
Still shaking my head
[Dunno][Dunno][Dunno][Dunno]
.455_Hunter
06-29-2017, 17:12
Where's the video?
BushMasterBoy
06-29-2017, 17:15
po po took the cameras
Only if it's a physics book.
It should be pretty apparent that I don't own any physics books.
So no video? [Coffee]
71070
Where's the video?
In the evidence room. They probably don't want to post it since there would likely be copycats. I wish they would post it for the very same reason.
Wow.... how long before the gun is blamed ?
kidicarus13
06-29-2017, 21:23
Where did they get the Desert Eagle .50? Hard to believe it was one of theirs.
BushMasterBoy
06-29-2017, 23:07
4th of July should provide some good videos...
In the evidence room. They probably don't want to post it since there would likely be copycats. I wish they would post it for the very same reason.
Me too.
Me too.
So you want more single moms in jail leaving future thugs to support with our tax dollars? [Rant1]
Or are you expecting the Darwin ratio to improve things in our favor? I think they breed faster than we can let them kill themselves off.
End all of the stupid litigation against manufacturer's where people hurt/kill themselves by using it inappropriately. In other words, take the pamphlet sized warnings and circuit breakers off hair dryers and let nature cull the herd.
So you want more single moms in jail leaving future thugs to support with our tax dollars? [Rant1]
Or are you expecting the Darwin ratio to improve things in our favor? I think they breed faster than we can let them kill themselves off.
I know what you mean and I did not think of the kids and their foster families. Maybe the kids would be better off in foster family than with 2 idiots who think a book will stop 50AE.
I like the Darwin ratio.
kidicarus13
06-30-2017, 13:57
End all of the stupid litigation against manufacturer's where people hurt/kill themselves by using it inappropriately. In other words, take the pamphlet sized warnings and circuit breakers off hair dryers and let nature cull the herd.
For example... 71081
End all of the stupid litigation against manufacturer's where people hurt/kill themselves by using it inappropriately. In other words, take the pamphlet sized warnings and circuit breakers off hair dryers and let nature cull the herd.
Worst part is for some things, with all that warning shit taking up all the space on a container, the type is so small I can't read the damn directions!
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