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DavieD55
07-15-2017, 12:18
https://www.kidrockforsenate.com/
http://newsco.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/1499947355_89_newsco-com-au-singer-kid-rock-announces-hes-running-for-us-senate.jpg
68Charger
07-15-2017, 15:04
Moving closer every day to Idiocracy...
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
Would he be on the ballot as Kid Rock or Robert Ritchie?
Ronald Reagan, the actor!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5BfQ4rEqQ
Zundfolge
07-15-2017, 15:56
Moving closer every day to Idiocracy...
I suspect he'll do a 100 times better job than fuckin' Stuart Smalley.
Imagine the filibusters, though.
Zundfolge
07-15-2017, 21:22
Imagine the filibusters, though.
They'll rhyme ... and have a beat-box.
gonna be awesome.
68Charger
07-15-2017, 22:22
I suspect he'll do a 100 times better job than fuckin' Stuart Smalley.
Probably while dressed as a pimp...
DavieD55
07-16-2017, 08:05
If he is running in Michigan he couldn't be any worse than the two POS communists that are currently there.
funkymonkey1111
07-16-2017, 08:08
Moving closer every day to Idiocracy...
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary
What, exactly, would be the problem? What is it you oppose?
Zundfolge
07-16-2017, 10:09
I predict:
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson for president 2024 vs Leonardo "DeCappuccino"
Maybe in the Democrat primary, but not in the general as both are libtards.
Anybody know what James Woods is up to? I'd vote for him (and his twitter habits make Trump look absolutely tame)
Maybe in the Democrat primary, but not in the general as both are libtards.
Anybody know what James Woods is up to? I'd vote for him (and his twitter habits make Trump look absolutely tame)
The Rock is a Republican.
Zundfolge
07-16-2017, 13:04
The Rock is a Republican.
If he wants to run in 2020 he'll have to switch to a D ... and I suspect he's as much of a Republican as Arnold Schwarzenegger or John McCain.
All the stories I read now has him listed as a registered independent.
Yep idiocracy is coming closer everyday...
Zundfolge
07-16-2017, 16:38
I hate Idiocracy.
Mike Judge is an obnoxious, elitist, libtard schmuck who wrote the film as a means of denigrating common folk (like most of the people on this forum). Keep in mind that the premise of his movie is that leftist, NPR listeners stopped breeding and THAT'S what caused things go go bad. The truth is, things are going bad because conservative Christian white people have stopped breeding AND we're importing a ton of trash from the third world.
He's partially right but for all the wrong reasons and with all the wrong solutions.
But it's got electrolytes?
I hate Idiocracy.
Mike Judge is an obnoxious, elitist, libtard schmuck who wrote the film as a means of denigrating common folk (like most of the people on this forum). Keep in mind that the premise of his movie is that leftist, NPR listeners stopped breeding and THAT'S what caused things go go bad. The truth is, things are going bad because conservative Christian white people have stopped breeding AND we're importing a ton of trash from the third world.
He's partially right but for all the wrong reasons and with all the wrong solutions.
Not all of us. But it does take a while to have one after having one. And that includes no contraception of any kind, nor so-called "Natural Family Planning" (which is utterly abused by Catholics today).
I love the movie Idiocracy but I can tell by this thread that I didn't take it as serious as others.
Great-Kazoo
07-17-2017, 09:19
I hate Idiocracy.
Mike Judge is an obnoxious, elitist, libtard schmuck who wrote the film as a means of denigrating common folk (like most of the people on this forum). Keep in mind that the premise of his movie is that leftist, NPR listeners stopped breeding and THAT'S what caused things go go bad. The truth is, things are going bad because conservative Christian white people have stopped breeding AND we're importing a ton of trash from the third world.
He's partially right but for all the wrong reasons and with all the wrong solutions.
Based on what we've seen the last 2 trips through Ut , you're wrong. Combined with some of us (NON-Christian) right of center folk, past child bearing age.
There's also a lot of NON-Christian NON-WHITE, Consertavtives no longer having children. WHY? Who the hell want's to bring kids in to the world when it's so fucked up. Throw in to the mix, not every conservative (Christian or not) wants to have kids.
68Charger
07-17-2017, 15:22
What, exactly, would be the problem? What is it you oppose?
That idiots will elect anybody because they're a celebrity...
It's possible that said celebrity is a decent human being, but it's most likely that choosing leaders because of how well they entertain you is the very definition of idiocracy.
Now choosing a politician because they already hold the office is likely just as bad...
But if you haven't already figured it out, I ABHORE celebrity worship...
Throw in to the mix, not every conservative (Christian or not) wants to have kids.
...or *can* have kids.
BPTactical
07-22-2017, 16:26
I suspect he'll do a 100 times better job than fuckin' Stuart Smalley.
Or Al Franken...
Zundfolge
07-22-2017, 16:33
I suspect he'll do a 100 times better job than fuckin' Stuart Smalley.
Or Al Franken...
So is BP making a joke or does he not get it? :p
Great-Kazoo
07-22-2017, 20:44
So is BP making a joke or does he not get it? :p
Bi Polar
Martinjmpr
07-25-2017, 09:35
But it's got electrolytes?
I'm gonna start watering my yard with Gatorade.
Also if Kid Rock runs, he needs to spell it "KIDD" with two D's for a Double Dose of Pimpin' [ROFL3]
http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-horizontal/rs-187116-_Y2_7510_FFF.jpg
He'll win
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/the-killer-inside-kid-rock-20150226
ChunkyMonkey
07-25-2017, 11:16
I can get on this train.
If he runs, his campaign song BETTER be "Cowboy." Just sayin'.
Zundfolge
07-25-2017, 21:50
Here's what I'm sick of:
The public whines "We're sick of career politicians and lawyers! We want to see more 'citizen legislators' and outsiders!"
Someone steps on the scene who's not a career politician or lawyer.
The public cries "OMG No! He's got no experience" or "OMG No! He doesn't look/sound like a Senator!".
DavieD55
07-28-2017, 00:26
Here's what I'm sick of:
The public whines "We're sick of career politicians and lawyers! We want to see more 'citizen legislators' and outsiders!"
Someone steps on the scene who's not a career politician or lawyer.
The public cries "OMG No! He's got no experience" or "OMG No! He doesn't look/sound like a Senator!".
This^
Edit:
However, there are a few discrepancies in regards to gun ownership that Mr. Ritchie has publically commented on. Otherwise he's golden.... so far...
NOT Running
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/356840-kid-rock-f-no-im-not-running-for-senate
Kid Rock is ending months of speculation about a possible Senate bid, saying, “F--- no, I’m not running for Senate.”
“Are you f---ing kidding me? Who couldn’t figure that out?” the “All Summer Long” singer said on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show on Tuesday.
“I’m releasing a new album. I’m going on tour, too. Are you f---ing shitting me?” he asked Stern.
The performer, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, had flirted for months with a possible Republican bid against Michigan Sen. Debbie Stabenow, hawking “Kid Rock for U.S. Senate” T-shirts and criticizing the Democrat, saying Americans were “sick and tired” of “bullshit” from politicians.
“We start going with it, everyone gets their panties in a bunch,” Ritchie said Tuesday of the chatter.
He said he gave some of his team a heads up that an entry into politics wasn’t actually happening.
“I have people that work for me, they’re on the in, I’m like, ‘F--- no we’re not doing it. But let’s roll with it for a little while. This is awesome.’”
Asked whether it’s a “strange position” for a musician to get political, Ritchie replied, “It’s the worst advice that I ever gave myself. But it’s been the most creative thing I’ve ever done. And I’ve gotten to see everyone’s true colors.”
Stabenow’s reelection campaign had fundraised off a potential matchup against the entertainer, saying in an email to supporters last month that if Ritchie ran “he might actually win the Republican primary.”
Stabenow's office declined ITK's request for comment about Ritchie.
But after saying he wouldn't run for office, Ritchie later told Stern he was leaving the door open to a Senate bid if the "left wing keeps f--king" with him.
"If they keep f--king with me in the papers and everything, I'm going to run," a laughing Ritchie said. "And I'm going to go to f--king DC, I'm going to beat the shit out of Debbie — whatever the f--k her name is — and then I'm going to go to D.C. and I'm going to smack the living shit out of all of them motherf--kers on the Hill."
Ritchie, 46, thanked those who supported him, including everyone from “the White House, to where I live, to [former White House chief strategist Stephen] Bannon.”
Ritchie railed against his critics, saying the moment talk of a run began “everyone goes, ‘He’s the Klan wizard, he’s homophobic, he’s Islamophobic.’”
“I’m like, this is kind of fun,” Ritchie said with a chuckle.
“I played Barack Obama’s f---ing inauguration,” Ritchie said. “I didn’t vote for him.”
Ritchie visited the White House in April and posed for photos with President Trump in the Oval Office alongside former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. He said of the commander in chief, “Trump is the f---ing shit.”
But he also was critical of Trump, saying, “His messaging is not the best. And if I get to talk to him again, play golf or whatever, I’d be like, ‘Dude, we got to talk about this.’”
“I think the things he’s doing is good,” Ritchie said. “I say dumb shit, but I’m like f---ing in a band.”
[ROFL2]
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