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earplug
09-09-2017, 21:42
With a bunch of adults feeding high school mountain bike racers. Prerace Potluck dinner.
I'm the only one with a knife to cut the bread. Opinal #7. I carry a J frame 642.. do I need a bigger knife or a larger capacity firearm?

blacklabel
09-09-2017, 21:45
Let me help you out.

https://www.ar15.com/forums/active.html

SAnd
09-09-2017, 22:35
Both. Or at least add a rail to the revolver.
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Great-Kazoo
09-10-2017, 00:55
Just don't reach for your knife, when you need the gun.

driver
09-10-2017, 03:00
I'm not saying you have to carry a pocketknife to be a man, but if you don't, the man who does gets to cut a corner off your man card with his knife when you need one.

I had an acquaintance essentially insult me because I carry a flashlight too. When I explained that I used it daily because I work nights I could still see them struggling to comprehend the need.

ruthabagah
09-10-2017, 07:36
Opinel #7? I won't go to a bbq or any culinary function without my #13.

Bailey Guns
09-10-2017, 07:40
Make sure everyone sees you clean your fingernails with your knife before cutting the bread. That should cut down your bread-serving workload substantially. That way you can focus on the gun.

StagLefty
09-10-2017, 07:57
When people ask why I carry a knife nowadays I just answer that it's part of my culture. Have had a knife in my pocket ever since my Dad let me !!

BPTactical
09-10-2017, 08:01
I had a gal ask me once why I carried a knife. I asked her why she had a vagina. She replied rather shocked with "Well it's a part of me"
I replied "Well there's your answer"

I bet she thinks twice before she asks stupid questions now.....

TFOGGER
09-10-2017, 08:46
I never leave the house without a knife and a flashlight. My wife thought I was a freak, until I pointed out how many times she borrowed them without thinking about it. Now she carries one of each. The point was driven home when we were at a concert venue at night, and the damn power went out. A cell phone is a damn poor substitute for a proper flashlight.

KevDen2005
09-10-2017, 10:13
I had a gal ask me once why I carried a knife. I asked her why she had a vagina. She replied rather shocked with "Well it's a part of me"
I replied "Well there's your answer"

I bet she thinks twice before she asks stupid questions now.....

Oh Bert, regularly upsetting the feminists in situations like this.

Actually when I was 19 I was stationed in a rather liberal part of the country and ended dating several liberal girls. On one occasion I went to the dorm to hang out with her and some of her friends. They had to get into a box or something and couldn't figure it out and I produced my handy SpiderCo folder, proudly displaying some western US - Colorado - Alpha male-ness. They all were in shock that I would have such a menacing 3 inch blade with serrated edge just waiting to do such jobs as open up the crap they couldn't get into. All I said, fairly condescendingly was, "It's merely a tool." That literally changed their demeanor and they were all calm and appeared to understand.

theGinsue
09-10-2017, 11:33
Sounds like the girls "got it" from your succinct response. It's still amazing how few people refuse to understand the "it's just a tool" aspect of things we carry with us every day and how anything, even a pencil, could be used by the wrong person for bad purposes.

Gman
09-10-2017, 12:15
"It's merely a tool."
That's what she said. [Coffee]

KevDen2005
09-10-2017, 13:40
That's what she said. [Coffee]

Well played, Sir

I did not see that coming...and I realize she also said that.

BPTactical
09-10-2017, 15:04
Well played, Sir

I did not see that coming...and I realize she also said that.

No Kevin- what she really said is "You are just a tool............"[Coffee]

OtterbatHellcat
09-10-2017, 15:13
lol

Ah Pook
09-10-2017, 17:09
do I need a bigger knife or a larger capacity firearm?
Yes!

Don't get your fingers and toes in the way either. It can get ugly in a carboloading feeding frenzy.

earplug
09-10-2017, 21:11
Got my folding filleting knife for the rest of the meals.

KevDen2005
09-10-2017, 23:01
No Kevin- what she really said is "You are just a tool............"[Coffee]

Well maybe but she was DTF