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The Mad Pooper (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/20/police-seek-mad-pooper-woman-jogger-whos-defecating-shamelessly-on-peoples-front-lawns.html)? Worthy enough for the national news? Personally I think it's a crappy story... [ROFL1]
OtterbatHellcat
09-21-2017, 21:31
wtF.
TEAMRICO
09-21-2017, 21:33
Their full of sh!t.....
GilpinGuy
09-21-2017, 21:36
What a crappy thing to do.[pileoshit]
She's apparently running the shit out of herself.
I think it would be fun to catch her in the act, swat her with a newspaper and rub her nose in it.
theGinsue
09-22-2017, 00:16
I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.
This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.
theGinsue
09-22-2017, 00:18
I think it would be fun to catch her in the act, swat her with a newspaper and rub her nose in it.
That would be priceless.
What no one pulls up to the corner of Colfax and Colorado Blvd anymore? Saw a lady drop a duece off the retaining wall next to the bus stop while ii was waiting for a light, needless to say I wished I had a pellet gun in me.
theGinsue
09-22-2017, 00:56
What no one pulls up to the corner of Colfax and Colorado Blvd anymore? Saw a lady drop a duece off the retaining wall next to the bus stop while ii was waiting for a light, needless to say I wished I had a pellet gun in me.
Why? You couldn't have used her duece in your pellet gu...OH..yeah, I get it now. :)
I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.
This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.
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BladesNBarrels
09-22-2017, 09:49
Sounds like toilet humor to me
[blaster]
If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.
OtterbatHellcat
09-22-2017, 15:57
Taser....that'll fix it.
SouthPaw
09-22-2017, 16:02
Charmin offers a reward to turn herself in:
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59c54525e4b01cc57ff203e2
If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.
One might even find it advantageous to follow her to her house to repay the favor....10 fold. Not that anyone would ever do such a thing because that'd be childish.
ChadAmberg
09-22-2017, 17:10
Buddy of mine just posted this on FB:
MARK MY WORDS: THE "MAD POOPER" IS A HOAX.
1. The "mad pooper" has been doing her deed at least once a week for 7 weeks... IN THE SAME PLACE!
2. The reporting party has been able to get only ONE picture of her.
3. Knowing she returns weekly nobody has gotten additional pictures, chased her down, knocked her over while pooping and sat on her until cops arrived, etc.
4. The reporting party says her kids "cried" when they saw the lady pooping (kids laugh at poop, not cry)
5. This has made national news and not a single person can identify the pooper
EDIT: to quote the reporting party "she ran by it like 15 times yesterday". Speaking on the sign she put up and the mad pooper still pooping where she always does. So you mean to tell me you witnessed her run by the sign 15 TIMES and the only pictures you have are a few blurry ones? Is this bigfoot? come on lady, you can do better than this!
This doesn't pass the sniff test. Wouldn't surprise me if the reporting party created the entire thing to get her 15 minutes of fame.
I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.
This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.
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buffalobo
09-22-2017, 18:56
Legit or not, I think it's funny as hell.[LOL]
If this lady keeps pooping in the same spot at the same time in front your house, why wouldn't you simply wait with the water hose in hand the next day. Then wait until she is mid dump and start hosing her down. It wouldn't take many Dump Showers for her to get the point that crapping in front of your house is a bad idea.
Two words: Paintball gun
hurley842002
09-22-2017, 20:20
Two words: Pepperball gun
FIFY
That's some funny shit...
OtterbatHellcat
09-22-2017, 21:49
Taser.
Though of course I can't say for sure, I don't think this is a hoax.
This happened close enough to where I live that it pooped up (couldn't resist) on my nextdoor.com feed a number of days before it went viral.
There was discussion, debate and finally censorship (the post was taken down by nextdoor.com*) due to it being reported as "offensive". A couple days later it's popping up on local, then national news.
If fabricated, there was a lot of effort put into it.
So who knows, but it just didn't start out with the "look and feel" of a hoax.
O2
* Funny, too offensive for nextdoor.com but not for national news :)
BushMasterBoy
09-24-2017, 01:25
It is fake! I heard they actually use a drone to deposit the offending material. I blame Amazon for making those despicable machines so easily available. Damn perverts.
ColoradoTJ
09-24-2017, 04:06
I was wondering how long it would take for this story that show up here, it hit national news at least 2 days ago and was on local new here in the asprings a couple of days earlier.
This woman: she runs, but her stool doesn't. I guess this woman really doesn't gives a shit that what she's dong is so crappy. Clearly she's not embarassed by this, just bare assed. She's dropping more than just the property value here. Butt, she's training hard for her next race; apparently she came in turd last time, but next time she hopes to be #2. This is multitaksing as its finest...she's getting in her run and hers squats. She must have a future in running as her career hasn't gone down the toilet. In fact, she's training so hard I hear she's wiped. And the homeowner who confronted her said she really looked pooped. I'll bet she was dumped on by some guy so she's dumping on others now. The whole situation is shitty. Of course, now the homeowner has to deal with being a stool pigeon for outing this woman. Some say the woman looks like a hooker but I don't think so because she doesn't have a john. Okay, enough, I'm flushed.
I'm pretty sure my co-worker and I laughed no less than 10 minutes on this...
theGinsue
09-24-2017, 05:07
Only ten minutes? It took me twice that long to keep thinking up stuff that add to it.
Actually, glad you enjoyed it. Since seeing the story on the news I was busting at the seems (not unlike the subject of the article) to let out all of the poop jokes. I'm so immature sometimes...and never plan to change.
Only ten minutes? It took me twice that long to keep thinking up stuff that add to it.
Actually, glad you enjoyed it. Since seeing the story on the news I was busting at the seems (not unlike the subject of the article) to let out all of the poop jokes. I'm so immature sometimes...and never plan to change.
I'm right there with you Ginsue. I'm full of dark humor, inappropriate jokes and immaturity. I don't want to ever completely grow up. It's too boring.
OtterbatHellcat
09-24-2017, 08:26
Like.
I'm pretty sure men never 'grow up'. Our age goes up, along with the price of our toys, but that mischievous boy is just under the weathered surface.
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Update
Attorneys discuss rights to pooping in public after "Mad Pooper" video release
http://www.krdo.com/news/colorado-springs/mad-pooper-spokesman-explains/626058098
He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.
Well that explains.... Nothing.
The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself. He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.
[ROFL2]
There is a certain logic to it. If crybaby athletes can shit on our country under the First Amendment, maybe she can shit on our lawns?
The video has been yanked so this release may not be legit.
Martinjmpr
09-26-2017, 14:18
He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.
Oh, great. So now you're telling me that pretty soon Bradley Manning is going to be crapping all over my lawn? [Rant1]
Update
Attorneys discuss rights to pooping in public after "Mad Pooper" video release
http://www.krdo.com/news/colorado-springs/mad-pooper-spokesman-explains/626058098
Well that explains.... Nothing.
[ROFL2]
There is a certain logic to it. If crybaby athletes can shit on our country under the First Amendment, maybe she can shit on our lawns?
The video has been yanked so this release may not be legit.
https://youtu.be/GWIudXVSjqQ
https://youtu.be/GWIudXVSjqQ
So the initial pics were just some random woman jogging? Not cool. Someone probably recognized her.
So the initial pics were just some random woman jogging? Not cool. Someone probably recognized her.
I think this guy was the one that released the video that said she was a tranny with a TBI.
Lady is shitting in people's yards for real
I think this guy was the one that released the video that said she was a tranny with a TBI.
Lady is shitting in people's yards for real
Ah, okay. He didn't elaborate on how much he made up.
He is going to get his ass kicked by SJWs that don't appreciate the trans angle.
Lady is shitting in people's yards for real
Uh, that's no 'lady'.
BlasterBob
09-26-2017, 16:58
“Fight fire with Fire”....no, how about a sling shot with a FRESH dog turd as the projectile?[blaster]
“Fight fire with Fire”....no, how about a sling shot with a FRESH dog turd as the projectile?[blaster]
Eh. Other non-lethal options might prove even more entertaining. How about a nice shot of pepper spray to the sensitive area of the offender while in the act?
BushMasterBoy
09-26-2017, 18:57
Where is there never "lawn enforcement" when you need them ?
Where is there never "lawn enforcement" when you need them ?
When seconds count, a toilet is only minutes away.
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