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fitz19d
12-30-2017, 10:46
Fucking trash people. Discount post xmas tree I got at home depot? Open it up, not sure it's even same tree think it's shorter, was pre lit, but no lights, all scraped up etc. Not what I wanted to waste my morning on going back to return. Doubt they have good replacements since there was one other open box of this model. Guess amazon wins again, get fucked brick and mortar and your $12/hour peasants who don't give a shit taking returns.
theGinsue
12-30-2017, 10:54
But, but..Peace & Joy brother...peace and joy.
fitz19d
12-30-2017, 12:04
It's the one thing the muslims have right. Chop body parts off thieves.
BushMasterBoy
12-30-2017, 15:45
The best stuff I ever got, came out of a dumpster. Once I found a bottle of 1943 bourbon with an eagle tax stamp over the cork.
Great-Kazoo
12-30-2017, 18:44
One more reason to celebrate Festivus.
Gman
12-30-2017, 18:57
One more reason to celebrate Festivus.
Apparently we're still airing grievances.

When are the feats of strength?
roberth
12-30-2017, 19:11
Apparently we're still airing grievances.

When are the feats of strength?

I'm eating a can of refritos right now.

Open your window in an hour.
KevDen2005
12-30-2017, 22:01
Apparently we're still airing grievances.

When are the feats of strength?

I'm in
theGinsue
12-30-2017, 22:10
Feats of strength? Do personality trait strengths count?

If so, my greatest strength is complaining. I meet folks I haven't seen in a while and ask how they're doing. When they tell me "Okay, I can't complain." I always respond with "I can, and I'm very good at it."

Oh, and talking. I'm great at talking; I'm an Irishman after all (got the gift of gab). I'm not so good at listening, but talking I can.... Er... Okay, I'll shut up now.
Gman
12-30-2017, 22:40
Huh?
KevDen2005
12-30-2017, 23:09
Huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3S690EF2U
Great-Kazoo
12-31-2017, 00:20
Apparently we're still airing grievances.

When are the feats of strength?

His ability to post the displeasure of the open box, post Christmas buy ?
Gman
12-31-2017, 00:34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3S690EF2U

I know what the hell Festivus is (and my posts in this thread should have demonstrated that).

I thought we had moved on to the strengths of our personality traits. I was demonstrating my selective hearing following Thomas' rambling.
KevDen2005
12-31-2017, 07:36
I know what the hell Festivus is (and my posts in this thread should have demonstrated that).

I thought we had moved on to the strengths of our personality traits. I was demonstrating my selective hearing following Thomas' rambling.

Ok, I think we need to go back to airing grievances.
GilpinGuy
12-31-2017, 08:24
You should have returned the tree box with an aluminum pole inside.
BladesNBarrels
12-31-2017, 10:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3S690EF2U

I appreciate the link to figure out what and why Festivus.
I gotta admit I was the one person in the country that did not watch Seinfeld, so the holiday just slipped on by me.

[hahhah-no]
Gman
12-31-2017, 10:50
You should have returned the tree box with an aluminum pole inside.
Sounded to me like he didn't want the Festivus pole and wanted a Christmas tree as advertised.
GilpinGuy
12-31-2017, 11:56
Sounded to me like he didn't want the Festivus pole and wanted a Christmas tree as advertised.

Yes, I know. It's not an obviois joke? Maybe I'm bad at jokes after 14 hr. shifts.

Bad at spelling two.
RblDiver
12-31-2017, 12:08
When are the feats of strength?

Feat of strength? Au contraire! Now that you are here, what we have is great strength of feet!