View Full Version : Olde Town Arvada good times lol
So today my motorcycle jacket was finally ready to be picked up at Twin Peaks Leather (more about that in my thread asking for help) in Old Towne. Ran up about 11a, parked on the street along with a few hundred other people, get my jacket and head back to my Tahoe. As I walk up to I see a guy hanging out at my rear bumper-my initial thought was that he might be taking my license plate, a big issue these days. As I get closer I see he's a homeless type PEEING in the street at the back of my vehicle. I yell "Hey get the fuck away from my truck!" He shouts back he's not peeing ON it. I yell back I don't care and to get the fuck away from it.
The funny part was the two nice old ladies that were right behind me as I yelled at the guy and their reaction-shock and disapproval lol. The guy wanders out in to the street (he was at the driver's side of the bumper) with his dog in tow continuing to yell he didn't pee on my truck. Texted with a friend of mine that's a sgt with the pd-he said they've been having a real problem with homeless types in the area, suggested I wash the truck LOL. Yeah, I did shortly after leaving. Good times.
PS I did stop in the Cereal Box to check it out-had to pass on a $8 milkshake!!!
BushMasterBoy
05-12-2018, 14:44
If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.
BPTactical
05-12-2018, 14:49
If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.
While you foot sweep him while his junk is out....
Jeffrey Lebowski
05-12-2018, 14:58
He shouts back he's not peeing ON it.
My mistake, it is all good in that case buddy! [facepalm]
If you wear a go pro this thread would be more entertaining.
Or at least had my cell out recording it! [Coffee]
Won't be long and it will smell like San Francisco
While you foot sweep him while his junk is out....
Never get within peeing distance of a bum with his junk out. You can get pretty danger close on the old guys. LOL
I've had multiple incidents with catching people pissing and taking a dump in public.
The funniest was going over to my MIL (wasteminster) about 11pm on a Saturday and pulling up to the house to see a truck with 2 girls in it and a dude about 50' away pissing on my MIL's tree. Well if you know me you know I'm very polite and passive aggressive so I parked and got out of the car and promptly came up behind the dude and booted him square in the ass like I was punting a football. Dude falls forward and pisses all over himself and I tell the dude to get his ass back in his truck before I decide not to let him do so. Dude was about 18 and trying to impress some chicks he met at a party or somthing, obviously that failed.
Driving down hofax at colorado Blvd about 3:30 PM I catch a red light. I'm scanning around me and notice "hey that chick standing on the retaining wall behind the RTD just dropped her pants. Obviously I'm watching for sheer saftey issues and watch her to proceed to turn around, squat and take a shit with her ass hanging off the wall. Times like that make me want to carry a decent welt giving airsoft.
Cant people have any class at all anymore?
Jeffrey Lebowski
05-12-2018, 20:37
I've had multiple incidents with catching people pissing and taking a dump in public.
The funniest was going over to my MIL (wasteminster) about 11pm on a Saturday and pulling up to the house to see a truck with 2 girls in it and a dude about 50' away pissing on my MIL's tree. Well if you know me you know I'm very polite and passive aggressive so I parked and got out of the car and promptly came up behind the dude and booted him square in the ass like I was punting a football. Dude falls forward and pisses all over himself and I tell the dude to get his ass back in his truck before I decide not to let him do so. Dude was about 18 and trying to impress some chicks he met at a party or somthing, obviously that failed.
Wow...
Driving down hofax at colorado Blvd about 3:30 PM I catch a red light. I'm scanning around me and notice "hey that chick standing on the retaining wall behind the RTD just dropped her pants. Obviously I'm watching for sheer saftey issues and watch her to proceed to turn around, squat and take a shit with her ass hanging off the wall. Times like that make me want to carry a decent welt giving airsoft.
Cant people have any class at all anymore?
Holy Sh!#!!!!!
Not so much anymore, but I used to drive Colfax all the time and never once saw anything close.
And where exactly is it that you guys are expecting a homeless person to relieve themselves?
Obviously, the use of the word homeless would likely mean they don’t have their own bathroom. And I don’t know if too many business establishments would be too keen on letting these people stroll into their place and use their facilities.
On a related note, I haven’t figured out why any homeless person would choose Colorado. (Well, maybe for our state’s general acceptance of their presence.) I would be living someplace a bit warmer myself. Maybe Arizona or Florida or something.
And where exactly is it that you guys are expecting a homeless person to relieve themselves?
Obviously, the use of the word homeless would likely mean they don’t have their own bathroom. And I don’t know if too many business establishments would be too keen on letting these people stroll into their place and use their facilities.
On a related note, I haven’t figured out why any homeless person would choose Colorado. (Well, maybe for our state’s general acceptance of their presence.) I would be living someplace a bit warmer myself. Maybe Arizona or Florida or something.
Behind a dumpster or in a dark area is one thing, but I regularly witness the homeless whip it out in open crowded areas with absolutely no regard for who's around and watching.
OtterbatHellcat
05-12-2018, 21:54
Witnessed a bum taking a dump leaning against a planter along Broadway one morning.
If you've given up on yourself to the point of defecating in public in broad daylight, it's clear to me you've lost any ounce of respect for anything at all whatsoever. Take your life and rid the rest of us from your shitty self. There is no hope for you.
Wow...
Holy Sh!#!!!!!
Not so much anymore, but I used to drive Colfax all the time and never once saw anything close.
Shocked the hell out of me and about 5 other people who where at the bus stop at the time that's for sure.
.455_Hunter
05-13-2018, 00:08
I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go...
Jeffrey Lebowski
05-13-2018, 00:13
And where exactly is it that you guys are expecting a homeless person to relieve themselves?
Obviously, the use of the word homeless would likely mean they don’t have their own bathroom.
Perhaps ANY less obvious place than the busiest street in Denver? [Dunno]
We've all been there, drunk / sick / whatever. (edit: peeing, not crap) Still, you can't sneak down an alley and hide behind a dumpster?
Sneak into some residential area and look for heavy shrubbery?
And again, not for crap, but every stairwell in every parking ramp I've ever been to has some smell of urine to it.
I do, however, agree with you on being homeless in CO. It was even worse when I grew up in WI.
"Oh they have family here?" Well, what the hell kind of family are they if they won't take them in?
If I got nothing but time, I'd march my ass down to Mexico or Florida, just like you said. Be homeless on a beach at a minimum.
JohnTRourke
05-13-2018, 06:46
And where exactly is it that you guys are expecting a homeless person to relieve themselves?
Obviously, the use of the word homeless would likely mean they don’t have their own bathroom. And I don’t know if too many business establishments would be too keen on letting these people stroll into their place and use their facilities.
.
well Starbucks obviously
they even said that's now policy.
roll left and die starfuckers.
My brother said there are homeless in Hawaii. Public showers at the beach. Roast hotdogs over the lava flows.
Paradise.
BladesNBarrels
05-13-2018, 08:46
..... I haven’t figured out why any homeless person would choose Colorado. (Well, maybe for our state’s general acceptance of their presence.) I would be living someplace a bit warmer myself. Maybe Arizona or Florida or something.
Free bus tickets to Denver for the homeless.
[Rant2]
As a Transit Police Dispatcher with access to around 3500 cameras, I've seen it all. It's amazing I'm not a raging alcoholic. Not sure there's enough alcohol in the world to rinse my brain from all the garbage I've seen on our transit system.
eddiememphis
05-13-2018, 11:01
"Homeless" implies one could achieve the purchase or renting of a dwelling.
Call them what they are. Street drunks or crazy.
Not PC but much more honest.
Mental illness combined with substance abuse is a terrible thing. If there was an easy answer, it would have been dealt with.
JohnTRourke
05-13-2018, 16:10
there was (is)
we put them in hospitals where people generally looked after people who were unable to do it for themselves.
However, this was considered cruel and somehow it's better for people to be living in boxes in the weather with nobody to look after them and shitting in the streets.
isn't progress grand?
Definitely not why those hospitals were closed.
PS I did stop in the Cereal Box to check it out-had to pass on a $8 milkshake!!!
$8? For a milkshake? That's milk and icecream?
They don't put no bourbon in it or nothin'?
Free bus tickets to Denver for the homeless.
[Rant2]
The Boulder homeless shelter was doing that. Word is some Boulder cops were too. Problem homeless person? Send them to Ned.
Get off the bus and point me to the free stuff. [Shake]
I hope you made a Yelp review.
Zundfolge
05-14-2018, 18:23
$8? For a milkshake? That's milk and icecream?
They don't put no bourbon in it or nothin'?
Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.
Grant H.
05-14-2018, 18:38
Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.
For $8, it better be damn near X-rated...
Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.I see what you did there.
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Yeah wasn’t about to drop $8 on a shake!
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