PSA: For those vacationing on the beach, or scuba diving.

[Great-Kazoo]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

[mattiooo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi6b5LU4mmY

[BushMasterBoy]

I could use a beach vacation. For diving we had a bump stick loaded with a .444...pull the pin & push against the attacker. I never seen it used.

[68Charger]

I could use a beach vacation. For diving we had a bump stick loaded with a .444...pull the pin & push against the attacker. I never seen it used.

We used a 12ga version... called a bang stick, with an elastic band at the other end, used to launch it like a spear... shell would be pushed into a fixed firing pin, and bang... you lose your hearing.

Not to be confused with a boom stick, primitive screw heads!

[Bailey Guns]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

Wait... Does the shark need to be wet or does the person attacked need to be wet?

[Great-Kazoo]

Wait... Does the shark need to be wet or does the person attacked need to be wet?

Whet ever you like, we're non judgmental

[GilpinGuy]

Whet ever you like, we're non judgmental

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?

[StagLefty]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

So you don't need to be in the water ?

[GilpinGuy]

Is being in the rain "in the water"? More evidence for land shark.

[theGinsue]

Sharks only attack people if they're wet.

I'd say this is a fairly accurate statement but I counter you with the fact that alligators don't care if you're wet or dry and many of the southern beaches have alligators somewhere nearby.

[Gman]

I've found that dried sharks are far less intimidating.

I've also found that the MSM likes to hype shark attacks almost as much as shootings in schools. They probably have wet dreams about shark attacks in schools.

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[buffalobo]

I've watched all the Sharknado movies they fall right out of the sky...

[CS1983]

I've found that dried sharks are far less intimidating.

I've also found that the MSM likes to hype shark attacks almost as much as shootings in schools. They probably have wet dreams about shark attacks in schools.

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Fish schools are constantly facing the threat of shark attacks.

I mean, look at this assault shark. It's banana republic military grade.

https://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/christopher-schulz-shark-gun-sculptures-1.jpg

[Big E3]

The only sharks I want to see have grill marks on both sides.

[OtterbatHellcat]

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?
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[BladesNBarrels]

Maybe identify as dret?

dret
Verb
(18 th century) Alternative spelling of drate; simple past tense of drite

drite
Verb
(third-person singular simple present drites, present participle driting, simple past drate, past participle dritten)
(intransitive, obsolete) To defecate.

[Dunno]

[brutal]

So identifying as dry would work? Or do sharks not fall for that phony balogne bullshit? Probably not. Sharks seem way more pragmatic than that.

Maybe identify as dret?

I think you meant Xet.

Pronounced Zet.

Talk like a Nazi much?

[roberth]

Fish schools are constantly facing the threat of shark attacks.

I mean, look at this assault shark. It's banana republic military grade.

https://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/christopher-schulz-shark-gun-sculptures-1.jpg

Is that a Thresher?

[BushMasterBoy]

It's a lone shark.

[GilpinGuy]

dret
Verb
(18 th century) Alternative spelling of drate; simple past tense of drite

drite
Verb
(third-person singular simple present drites, present participle driting, simple past drate, past participle dritten)
(intransitive, obsolete) To defecate.

[Dunno]

Dry + wet = dret

Just poking fun at those that say "theybies" instead of babies and such.


I think you meant Xet.

Pronounced Zet.

Talk like a Nazi much?

No I don't. I hope that was a joke.

[Irving]

No I don't. I hope that was a joke.

It is a continuation of the same joke.

[BPTactical]

Don't have to be wet:
https://youtu.be/wBgLpZEMT1s

[Irving]

What if you are scuba diving in a pool, or on the beach for work?

[theGinsue]

It's a lone shark.

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[BladesNBarrels]

Dry + wet = dret

Just poking fun at those that say "theybies" instead of babies and such.


I do get an education following these forums:

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and Theybies I had not heard before:

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[brutal]

It is a continuation of the same joke.

I'm glad someone gets me feeble attempts at humor.

[BladesNBarrels]

I do get an education following these forums:

and Theybies I had not heard before:

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Ironic follow up - I looked at Facebook and there was a discussion about Theybies

One response I liked:
By definition, "THEY" is plural...would this only apply to twins , triplets, and more? Would single births be called "ITBIES"?

[WETWRKS]

I will leave this here...

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[BPTactical]

I will leave this here...

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Well, that escalated quickly

[CO Hugh]

Likewise a Shark can only be attacked when its wet.

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