Kali nanny state...again!!!

[Alpha2]

California pushes bill forcing restaurants to serve kids water or unflavored milk (http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/08/20/california-bill-seeks-to-ban-sugary-drinks-from-kids-menus.html)Seriously??????? Are they REALLY that caught up there? THIS is what they have time for now? Imagine your state so perfected that your time and treasure is so available for other pursuits... Screw the fires, the water issues, the TAXES, the illegal immigrant crime, need I go on? Now, we're FORCING RESTAURANTS...whatever? I'm thinking we need to post guards at the Colorado border. The states between us and Kali won't like it, but, hey, that's their problem.

Rant over...for now. I am so ashamed to be ORIGINALLY, from the "golden state". (It's LONG AGO, with another state in between, we're talking decades. Like from when other states moved there for the schools.) Yeah, that long ago.

Jeff

[cstone]

I thought milk was milk flavored. Wouldn’t unflavored milk be colored water?

Can I have a straw with that?

Have we already discussed how the Parkland shooter only used 10 round magazines?

[ChickNorris]

I've got a special box of straws for California, so they can SUCK IT UP. Sheesh.

[ray1970]

I want to start bootlegging chocolate milk to school children in Cali if this passes. Just so I can get arrested for that.


I’m in.

Well, except for the getting arrested part.

[Zundfolge]

I'm honestly surprised California children are even allowed to drink milk in the first place.

After all:

Its a symbol of white power.
Its produced by oppressing and exploiting poor innocent cows ("She's not your mom, its not your milk!" -peta).
The cows used have been genetically engineered (aka "franken-cows") and that's an affront to Gaia.
Its apparently bad for you (causes cancer, fatness, weakened bones, Republican voting, etc).
Its not made from soy (thus you're not getting the necessary phytoestrogens to destroy your "toxic masculinity").
Its harmful for the environment (causes global warming because of methane from the exploited cow's farts and burps).
Some people have allergies to it and could die (or be made to feel bad) if its allowed in the same building.
Its a traditional part of the American diet, thus must be critiqued out of existence (all traditions of white people are bad).


So I guess banning chocolate milk is part of the same incrementalism as banning full capacity mags is to banning all guns.

[Irving]

From now on, when the sporting goods store asks me if I'd like to contribute some of my purchase price to gift boxes for troops, the answer will be, "only if that means sending boxes of straws to enlisted in California."

[Zundfolge]

From now on, when the sporting goods store asks me if I'd like to contribute some of my purchase price to gift boxes for troops, the answer will be, "only if that means sending boxes of straws to enlisted in California."

Now add boxes of Nesquik too

[Irving]

If I owned a retail business in Cali, I'd have ordered some of these painted like a straw yesterday.

http://www.bigeventsonline.com/Tubes/dancingtubes-TD_10-18_Y.jpg

[DavieD55]

Meanwhile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45qSj4_DVxs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3t2RqkYVo

[UrbanWolf]

First world problems