Adventures With Tempting Fate...or Pushing Your Luck.

[Bailey Guns]

It started when I was young. I went swimming once right after eating. Didn't even wait a half hour like I was taught to do.

[ChickNorris]

I ate all my Halloween candy without it being X-rayed

[Great-Kazoo]

Never used any form of protection while intimate with the ladies, in the 70's

[sniper7]

I trusted a fart.

[jslo]

Got married senior year of HS. 3 kids, 9 grandkids and 40 years later (at end of the month) we're both still alive, kind of.

[BladesNBarrels]

I ran with scissors pointing up

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[Squeeze]

Here's one a lot of us can relate to: I stayed out all day as a kid and never had a cell phone, my parents knew I'd be okay and come home when it was dinner time.

[Gman]

I drank water straight from the garden hose. I sat right in front of a CRT TV, and I didn't go blind and I don't glow in the dark.

We weren't allowed to stay in the house all day. Our parents kicked us out to go play. This usually meant we were left to our own devices, to do something stupid without adult supervision. No one came looking for us. The only caveat is that we had to be home when the street lights came on. Thank goodness for slow starting sodium lamps that gave a few minutes warning before they really start throwing light.

[O2HeN2]

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From https://despair.com/

I've played Lawn Darts. The original ones.

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[Bailey Guns]

My dad used his arm as a seat belt while I stood in the seat next to him. Fizzicks wasn't so important back in the 60s.

[Gman]

We ate peanut butter like it was a major food group...and nobody died.

There was lead in everything, including the paint in your bedroom, and nobody cared.

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[Bailey Guns]

I've played Lawn Darts. The original ones.

O2

Me, too. Without a helmet OR eye protection.

And I don't use hand sanitizer to clean my grocery cart.

[Bailey Guns]

We ate peanut butter like it was a major food group...and nobody died.

Yep. And nobody knew what gluten was back then. And they ate it and it didn't bother them.

[Bailey Guns]

I swallowed chewing gum several times.

[Bailey Guns]

I lost track of the number of times I stepped on sidewalk cracks. Just to be safe I avoid them now.

[jslo]

And rode without a helmet and full body pads, without seabelts and in the back of station wagons and pickups. M80'S and firecrackers were a staple along with farm pond swimming. Don't know how I survived?

[ChickNorris]

I used to ride my Tonka dump truck down the hill on Holman Way.

[Bailey Guns]

Never used any form of protection while intimate with the ladies, in the 70's

I didn't realize you could get a CCW permit back then.

[Bailey Guns]

I leaned the formula for crude gunpowder when I was about 8. I'd mix up some powder and stuff the cardboard tubes from pant hangers full of it, tamping it with a small dowel. Little candle wax to seal the ends with some model rocket fuse to ignite it. Pretty nice little piece of homemade dynamite. Many a tree fell to my explosive adventuring.

[Scanker19]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

[sniper7]

Against my moms advice, I kept playing with that thing and it didn’t fall off.

[sniper7]

I would put a whole roll of bubble tape in my check and start chewing, save it each night on my dresser and continue chewing for a week or until I forgot where I put it.

[Gman]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

[theGinsue]

Lots of great input here, but this one has got to be the thread winner by far:


I trusted a fart.

[MrAK]

I’ve wiped with my right hand ever since I can remember

[Bailey Guns]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

I remember doing that...great fun!

I just looked and you can still buy those caps. I may have to get some just to relive a childhood memory.

[StagLefty]

I still have both my eyes and a huge plus I didn't go blind either !!!

[10x]

Mom cooked with Crisco and bacon grease. Still miss those flavors. So what? We have pills to take care of blocked arteries.

[ChickNorris]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[sniper7]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

[ChickNorris]

: ) I'm good.

[mlp]

[Grant H.]

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

Agreed.

I sincerely doubt that was aimed at you.

Also agreed, trusting farts can be very dangerous... (Especially minus a gall bladder).

[TFOGGER]

I played with fireworks, bb guns, wrist rockets, improvised explosives. and all manner of arson. Managed not to burn down or blow up anything that got me into real trouble. Rode bicycles without a helmet, waded in the creek at the local park catching crawdads and minnows, drank from the hose, learned how to rock climb without ropes or helmets, been riding motorcycles for more than 30 years, worked under cars without jackstands... you name it, I did it. Still here.

[Gman]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....


http://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA


http://youtu.be/WHTPLpY8mBI

[O2HeN2]

Never used any form of protection while intimate with the ladies, in the 70's
Bumper sticker I saw long ago:

"Remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous?"

O2

[OtterbatHellcat]

I shot arrows straight up into the air....watched them rotate....and tried to stay out of the way.. :)

[GilpinGuy]

I drove to Denver today.

[JohnnyDrama]

I tried it at home.

[JohnnyDrama]

I volunteered all the time while in the Marines.

[flogger]

I remember playing with Mercury, rolling it around in your palm and rubbing it on coins.

We also ran after the bug fogging machine going through the neighborhoods on summer nights in Nebraska, I can still smell it!

[Bailey Guns]

^^ Oh, yeah. I remember the mosquito fogging trucks and riding our bikes in the fog behind them in Houston.

And I turned out normal:

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[Duman]

And rode without a helmet and full body pads, without seabelts and in the back of station wagons and pickups. M80'S and firecrackers were a staple along with farm pond swimming. Don't know how I survived?

All of those are on my list.... were you in my neighborhood ?

[Duman]

Why pop caps one at a time, when you can pound the whole roll with a hammer on the driveway?

HAhahahahaha!!! Me and my brother.... LOL!!![ROFL1]

[Big E3]

I learned to drive 25 over the speed limit when big brother mandated a 55 max, and now I can’t stop doing it.

[Gman]

I remember playing with Mercury...
Yeah, I turned a gold color watch and band silver doing that.

[BushMasterBoy]

I enlisted in the US Air Force in August. Do you know how hot it is in San Antonio in August ?

[Bailey Guns]

Yes, I do. I got to Lackland and started BMT on July 3, 1979.

[SideShow Bob]

I used to ride my Tonka dump truck down the hill on Holman Way.

Brother & I had the bottom dump tractor trailer (easier to steer and a pillow fit perfect in the trailer for padding) that we rode down the hills on the sidewalk of course.

A few of us would get some canteens & pith helmets on and go walking out in the desert that was behind enlisted housing spend all day out there.

[Irving]

One time, two days ago, I was eating a tomato out of my garden and got a mouthful of wet chicken poop in my mouth at the same time. I didn't even spit it out.

[theGinsue]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***


I ate all my Halloween candy without it being X-rayed

No one in Kansas City advertised doing that until long after I was too old to trick-or-treat anymore. Instead, my parents had my brother and I dump out all of our candy on the dining rooom table so they could inspect it - while we were in bed. Eventually I got old enough to realize they were giving a quick once over for the safety side and an in-depth review to see what they wanted out of our loot. At that point my brother and I pre-inspected the candy and took most of the good stuff and stashed it in our backyard before taking the rest inside.


We used to jump our bikes off of a ramp - and we'd jump over people. I was always the ramp engineer(except this ONE time...) and made solid ramps. My bike wasn't good for jumping so I was always the last brave soul, #14 of those getting jumped over. Only got grazed a couple of time.

[theGinsue]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***


One time, two days ago, I was eating a tomato out of my garden and got a mouthful of wet chicken poop in my mouth at the same time. I didn't even spit it out.

That's starting to explain some things. :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

I didn't even spit it out.

Um....."and we all lived".


https://youtu.be/dkBGT1EVaNQ?t=33

[Scanker19]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

No not aimed at you. It was a joke about testing luck at bars with trannies.becausesome try really really hard, soA foreffort on their part. No one thinks you’re a man. I assumed you’re a woman based on your screen name...Ora chicken farmer that’s also the president of the Hank Schrader fan club. Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day for thinking I’m a girl Becuase I’m delicate like a flower, or becuase I really enjoy Gilmore girls (damn it Rory needs to be with Jesse!!!), or becuase my SCCY is pink with an OD green holster. (Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... (puts on sun glasses....))

[spqrzilla]

I bought a Pontiac.

In the '80's.

[ChickNorris]

... Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day...

I recently got some advice & they said: Don't poke the tigers!

Fair observation sure, but I didn't see how it applied to me at the time the advice was given. Still not sure it did apply but I appreciated the thought behind it, so the phrase stuck. Turns out I see a fair use for it now, though it is a bit of a stretch. Here goes it:

Unfortunately you were the poor soul in the crowd who just so happened to have picked up a stick when the tiger finally decided it had in fact, had enough of being poked. Ooops!

I'm very sorry I bit your head off. [mlp]

[copfish]

Tore the tags off my mattresses... I never trust a fart anymore.

[hollohas]

Rode in the bed of the pickup, regularly. Even on road trips.

Had a real job before highschool.

[BladesNBarrels]

Rode in the bed of the pickup, regularly. Even on road trips...


Started working on a geophysics crew at 18 yrs old in the mid-60's. We would move the Drilling Rig and Recording Truck along with the crew trucks in the middle of the night.
I would sleep in the back of a pick-up in a sleeping bag when it wasn't my turn to drive. The old-timers took the road through Yellowstone one night and I woke up to a bear cub climbing into the bed of the pick-up. I couldn't get out of the bag fast enough.
And, I survived.

[Jamnanc]

I’m 99% certain this had to do with kazoo’s sexual habits in the 70’s.


***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[DireWolf]

Too many to count, truly amazed and thankful to have survived the early years...

Lots of stuff already listed in thread, plus some that were downright nuckin'futz looking back on them.

A few of the more sedate examples:

a.) Climbing up the face of ~100' tall frozen waterfall w/ no specialized gear. Was not pre-planned, but necessary at the time. There were a few hikers stopped at the trail on top (trail was impassable at that point due to ice); looks on their faces was priceless when they saw me coming up over the top of the falls...

b.) Deliberately jumping off the top of another waterfall (in better weather)...Not sure exactly how tall it was, but remember the fall taking 5 full breaths (holding the fifth) from jump-off before hitting water...

c.) A couple gross of M80's (the real ones), slingshot, stogie, and bottle of liquor pinched from the old man. Nuff said...


Then there's the ones that come as a suprise, like not realizing that one of your friends riding in the back seat is drinking (HS years) until he decides to toss the empty bottle out the window...and somehow beyond my comprehension, scores a direct-hit on the windshield of a local PD cruiser that I hadn't even noticed sitting there in the dark...Extremely lucky that the occupants of said vehicle were pretty reasonable about the whole thing and only cited the idiot in the back, despite a few of their buddies showing up that weren't quite as amused...

[wctriumph]

Cocked out Daisy air rifles muzzle down on the lawn and shot each other with the plugs.

[Bailey Guns]

I used to make parachutes for various things out of plastic bags and kite string. Decided if it worked on a smaller scale it would work on a larger scale. Stole a bed sheet from the linen closet, tied off the lines to the belt loops on my jeans, climbed up on the roof, tossed the parachute into the air and let gravity do the rest as I stepped off the roof. It did. Lessons learned: Gravity is far more reliable than the belt loops on Tough Skins jeans. Thank goodness for soft bushes around the house. Mom was way more pissed about a ruined sheet than a potentially ruined kid.

[wctriumph]

^^^^^

Jumped off a 14' roof with a patio umbrella, didn't break anything but never did it again ...

[wyome]

Made a half pipe ramp and used it to jump up onto the garage roof on my bmx bike

[Bailey Guns]

c.) A couple gross of M80's (the real ones), slingshot, stogie, and bottle of liquor pinched from the old man. Nuff said...

Now that sounds like a fine evening.

Nothing like the real, old fireworks like M80s and cherry bombs you get in the 60s and 70s.

[Duman]

I bought a Pontiac.

In the '80's.

I'm SO sorry....that was a bad decade for GM.

[theGinsue]

I bought a Pontiac.

In the '80's.

Was it a Fiero?

[Gman]

Was it a Fiero?

Ouch. Does he owe you money or something?

[Irving]

I jumped between grain bins once because I didn't want to go get my ladder, but I already told about that on here.

One time, I didn't vote for Trump, even though everyone I knew told me that the country was over if I didn't.

[flogger]

Exploring the old Titan 1 missile silos east of Denver many times in the early 70's. Stupid, Illegal & Dangerous.

Novice Spelunking at Huckeys Cove just below Cave Of The Winds. No maps, no guides, no sense and some very tight spaces.

[davsel]

I shot arrows straight up into the air....watched them rotate....and tried to stay out of the way.. :)

I did the same as a kid. Sometimes had to run under the house eve when I lost sight of it.

My brother-in-law lost an eye doing this though.

[O2HeN2]

Stupid, illegal and dangrous jogged my memory... (can we post more than once in this thread? :))

In college we used to jump trains on the weekend. Not to go anywhere but just for fun. The northbound trains would stop in San Luis Obispo, CA to have helper engines put on them to assist them going up the Cuesta Grade. We'd stage a car in Santa Margarita, jump the train as it went [slowly] by the off-campus housing and get off when it'd stop to remove the helpers and drive home (took about an hour or two). This went fine until my roommate jumped a train WITHOUT helpers and 10 hours later ended up in San Jose, in the middle of the night, half frozen to death.

...oh, and there was an over-a-mile-long train tunnel at the top of the 'grade that we'd drive to after the train went through town (we could beat it to the tunnel easily). We'd walk inside and get in the "step offs" - small areas that two or three people would fit in - as the train went by.

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[ChickNorris]

My brother-in-law lost an eye doing this though.

That's terrible. & then the poor guy had to be the example used for every other: Don't do... or see what happens. Rough.

[Gman]

A good take on our childhoods vs. today's kids;

http://youtu.be/UXseRllrqd8

Oh, yeah, lawn darts are in there too.

[68Charger]

Too many to choose from... first ones that come to mind:
Building a luge style run down the steep drive of my Grandma's house on Campbell lake... icy winter that year in Anchorage. With "flexible flyer" runner sleds on our bellies, my father calculated we were just under 60mph when we reached the lake (based on distance covered over a known height drop)... I was 10, and it was my idea to bank the turns using packed snow and water brought out in buckets to make it solid ice so it would hold.

I was 12 when I bought a fifth of Southern Comfort... and stayed out until 3 or 4 am (it was light out, since it was summer in Anchorage)

A friend and I took out Dad's '76 Buick Electra when none of us had a license.

Took scuba diving C-card course in Whittier, AK at the age of 16... in FEBURARY. Water was 34 degrees. Air was -14 with wind chill One of the other students was manager of Miller distributor in Anchorage, and brought cases of MGD bottles as a 'promotion'... new product at that time. All went well until I tore a wrist seal at about 30 ft. 2nd stage hypothermia... fell in love with sodium-acetate heat packs that day.

After I did get my license, and bought (big suprise) a '68 Charger 383 4bbl 4spd... got into street racing- highlights (or lowlights) were 110 in a 35mph zone racing a 69 Firebird (saw a cop running for his car as I shifted into 4th, that's how I knew it was 110), and also doing close to 140 on the Seward highway racing an '86 vette (after the new owner going thru a mid-life crisis was peeved some 17yo punk in a 20yo "stock" car just blew his doors off from a stoplight on Northern Lights blvd. I was running green AV gas, and LOTS of ignition timing lead... but otherwise was pretty much stock.

Driving without license or insurance in College because the price of insurance was more than tuition.

Got married at 19 while in college, despite warmings from parents and others... still married after 28 years.

[TheGrey]

Summer was barefoot season.
My grandparents had a massive scrap pile behind their garage made up of leftover boards and nails, at least two decrepit mobile homes with intact metal skirting, and various car parts. With access to the garage and tools such as a clawhammer, pliers and the head of a spade that needed a new handle, I owned the fields and and created a ton of forts. No broken bones, no tetanus, no accidental injuries to bare feet, no snake or gopher bites.

[fly boy]

my face didn't hold in a funny face look, although some might say I'm funny looking [Flower]

[Rumline]

Cocked out Daisy air rifles muzzle down on the lawn and shot each other with the plugs.
This was really your dad's idea so he wouldn't have to aerate the lawn.

[Bentsight]

Shooting strike anywhere matches out of our BB guns at brick walls turned into shooting at each other and finally all out BB gun fights. BB bombs, full sheet of "greenie stick-um" caps placed in the center of a piece of Mom's aluminum foil, form into cup fill w/BB's and twist shut. Throw high as possible or at each other. Took the hand grips off our bicycle handlebars, lit firecracker, dropped in followed with a marble, those things would go a long way and often times hurt like hell when you got hit.
My kids/grandkids ever read this they'll know why grand dad can be so strict...

[crays]

Shooting strike anywhere matches out of our BB guns at brick walls turned into shooting at each other and finally all out BB gun fights. BB bombs, full sheet of "greenie stick-um" caps placed in the center of a piece of Mom's aluminum foil, form into cup fill w/BB's and twist shut. Throw high as possible or at each other. Took the hand grips off our bicycle handlebars, lit firecracker, dropped in followed with a marble, those things would go a long way and often times hurt like hell when you got hit.
My kids/grandkids ever read this they'll know why grand dad can be so strict...

Definitely this ^^^^^^

[TFOGGER]

Definitely this ^^^^^^

"Ok, everyone, the rule is a 3 pump max, and no shooting in the head"...until someone got shot in the neck and you'd hear 'em going for 12 pumps...

[Bailey Guns]

Bottle rocket jousting on bicycles. Tape one of the old, small coke bottles horizontally on the handle bars. Insert several bottle rockets. Light them as you ride towards one another.

ETA: Roman candles worked great for this but we generally weren't rich enough to afford many of those.

[Irving]

What kind of lighter were you using that allowed you to get a flame while riding in the open air?

[CS1983]

Zippo?

[TFOGGER]

What kind of lighter were you using that allowed you to get a flame while riding in the open air?

Marlboro...

[Irving]

^That makes sense.

[davsel]

Ah yes, roman candle fights with garbage can lids for shields.
Good times.

[ChickNorris]

Marlboro...

Yep

[Gman]

What kind of lighter were you using that allowed you to get a flame while riding in the open air?

Light 'em using a punk.

We would get in bottle rocket fights with the big kids...and they could afford the more reliable and higher quality Black Cat bottle rockets. We'd be trying to fight back with our cheapie/unreliable rockets.

Then there was breaking the bottle rocket off the stick and forming a circle around it and lighting it...I recall there being a culturally insensitive name given to these random rockets...

[ChickNorris]

Light 'em using a punk.

Laughed & scared the dog. Thanks!

[Gman]

I guess you have to be old enough to remember getting punks with your fireworks. These days, you have the stick lighters as an option.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_(fireworks)

[Irving]

Light 'em using a punk.


So what, you'd politely ask John Lydon to do it?

[OtterbatHellcat]

So what, you'd politely ask John Lydon to do it?

Nope...just an average millennial.

[68Charger]

I guess you have to be old enough to remember getting punks with your fireworks. These days, you have the stick lighters as an option.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_(fireworks)

They still give them out with fireworks purchases here in TX...

[ChickNorris]

Nope, nada, nicht. Like comparing an an acorn to an oak imo.

[Gman]

They still give them out with fireworks purchases here in TX...
That's where most of my fireworks experience came from. ;-)

[Bailey Guns]

What kind of lighter were you using that allowed you to get a flame while riding in the open air?

Yep...tossed cigs or punks.

[fly boy]

Ah yes, roman candle fights with garbage can lids for shields.
Good times.

you had shields?!?!?!?!?! Took that straight to the arms and legs. only rule we had was no face shots.

[MED]

shh...don't tell anyone...we had guns [UZI][g3] ...no safe, parental supervision, or anything; those little fuckers didn't come out pop you back then. [Help]

SSP racers, disc guns, lawn darts, BB gun wars, bow and arrows, model rockets specifically seeing what happens when you gut the engines in a pile and light it on fire (you set fire to the carpet and piss off the parents...LOL); losing my tire jumping my bike (that one sucked), racing and jumping homemade boxcars, snow bashing, jumping my car, dirt track racing, and other types of motor sports...I didn't wear a seat belt until I got my license and rode in the back of the truck all the time...I'm still here.

[68Charger]

We upped the ante on the "arrow in the air" trick... while we didn't fire directly up, we took the tip off an aluminum arrow, filled it with Pyrodex and glued a .22LR blank to the front of the shaft... didn't work as well as we hoped, wanted an effect like the dynamite arrows the Duke boys had... it didn't burn fast enough to blow up like that... but did make fire. We had good success with refilling CO2 cartridges with powder and putting a fuse in them, though.

I remember strike anywhere matches in the BB gun, and BB gun fights... none of that pansy Airsoft stuff was invented yet.

[OldFogey]

Shooting my little sister with a matchstick out of my Sheridan pellet rifle. And then waking from a nap and finding her attempting to twist one of my big toes off of my foot

[Jamnanc]

I swallow bubble gum.

[SideShow Bob]

..........And all sorts of other stuff that the statute of limitations has passed on. Lol.

So you fondled someone in Jr. High too ? Good thing an Admin is not an elected position..........

[Bailey Guns]

I swallowed chewing gum several times.


I swallow bubble gum.

That's eventually gonna catch up with us.