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Great-Kazoo
10-31-2018, 19:35
Date and time frame when the cock either gets killed by fitz dogs, his wife throws both of them out of the house, or it gets diced for dinner.

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/171117-*Made-it-out-alive*-Silkie-rooster-free-immediately

I say by monday.






























Winner gets a beautiful Factory A-2 pistol grip with laurel & hardy Handshake.
Gunner
10-31-2018, 19:57
November 9 it's life will end

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UncleDave
10-31-2018, 20:01
I'll take Nov 2
scratchy
10-31-2018, 20:03
I'm in for Nov 3. First weekend morning.
ray1970
10-31-2018, 20:46
What?s the over/under on him and the chicken getting kicked out and the two of them moving in with Irving?
Ah Pook
10-31-2018, 21:03
https://www.newstatesman.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/5414660_8716bf615a.jpg?itok=UUVydHOd
fitz19d
10-31-2018, 21:11
This poll is basically late, as the threats of my moving out are already here. Lost track of the different things she's called me. Called my parents behind my back to see if they would take it etc.

Initial displeasure amplified by this morning her discovering that yes roosters crow....
Mazin
10-31-2018, 21:14
That being said I'll take Nov 6th
SideShow Bob
10-31-2018, 21:26
Naw you are all wrong..... It will Sunday the 4th of Nov. First extra hour of DST........ Especially if that cock starts crowing.
DFBrews
10-31-2018, 21:30
Natural death August 8th 2020
fitz is a cuddler
Great-Kazoo
10-31-2018, 22:15
This poll is basically late, as the threats of my moving out are already here. Lost track of the different things she's called me. Called my parents behind my back to see if they would take it etc.

Initial displeasure amplified by this morning her discovering that yes roosters crow....

Well i guess any cock a doodle won't do.




Hide the rooster in the garage and throw a frozen one on her pillow. ;)
Irving
10-31-2018, 22:36
Fitz IS a cuddler, and I've never even met him. He can't come to my place unless he's interested in learning how to process chickens.
buffalobo
10-31-2018, 22:40
Sucker!!!!!!

Eat em, you'll live longer.
pickenup
11-01-2018, 00:25
It is still alive???
Irving
11-01-2018, 00:42
Just a heads up in case you want to try and have this rooster as a pet long term. Birds are flock animals and don't do well on their own. You can get some more hens, or, you can even have a bachelor set-up and have all roosters (if you feel like feeding and housing a bunch of animals that don't give you eggs). I think but don't have a ton of experience, but with all males, one will establish dominance, and the others might not be as aggressive and not really crow since there is one that does. My two roosters only one would crow and be aggressive. The other was just along for the ride.
ChickNorris
11-01-2018, 05:04
Nov 17

A predator hoarkes it first.
fitz19d
11-01-2018, 06:11
It is still alive???

Cluck cluck is still alive, though ungrateful in demeanor. Found a few interested parties and should be loading it up this morn to go to a coworker of my mom in law who has chickens.


I did think a little about butchering it in some kind of lesson for the wife. Esp. If I didn't tell her it was the silkie and not a king supers rotisserie. But I didn't think that would go great, ive already been informed we are not friends lol.
sniper7
11-01-2018, 07:06
Sorry to hear he is still a dickhead! Hopefully he gets a new place, if not we can process him here. He surely isn’t missed around here!
ChickNorris
11-01-2018, 07:08
Bring home a rotisserie & say nothing
BladesNBarrels
11-01-2018, 08:27
Bring home a rotisserie & say nothing

Like!
Justin
11-01-2018, 09:33
I'm just going to leave this right here:

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/coq_au_vin/
Gman
11-01-2018, 17:25
Bring home a rotisserie & say nothing


https://youtu.be/GG43jyZ65R8
CapLock
11-01-2018, 21:37
LOL at this thread. We tried chickens and ended up with one hen and one rooster. I loved that rooster. He attacked everything that moved including me. My wife and the hen werent as fond as i was.
Great-Kazoo
11-01-2018, 21:46
LOL at this thread. We tried chickens and ended up with one hen and one rooster. I loved that rooster. He attacked everything that moved including me. My wife and the hen werent as fond as i was.

Cone on. It was a given either hi, the hen or both would be bounced, sooner than later. I figured the spouse would have fed his fish to the rooster, then let the dog run the cock down.
Irving
11-01-2018, 21:52
A lady warned me about her rooster today. When I thought he was getting a little close, I flexed on him. Then the second I turned my back, he lunged at me. The lady actually told me, "Just walk around with a stick and when he comes for you, and he will, beat his ass with the stick; and don't stop either."

Meanwhile, the hens found a frog and they all fought over it.
ray1970
11-02-2018, 08:44
A lady warned me about her rooster today. When I thought he was getting a little close, I flexed on him. Then the second I turned my back, he lunged at me.


Cock fight.

Having met you once or twice I would give you the advantage based solely off of size and weight.