Self defense against self?

[DFBrews]

Appendix tried to kill me Monday just got out of the hospital last night it was gangrene ruptured and perforated. Anyone recommend a good belly gun?

[ChickNorris]

Oh no! You're on the mend?

[Bailey Guns]

Damn... Glad to hear you're over the worst of it.

[CS1983]

Did you try dialoguing with your appendix and asking it about its childhood?

[ray1970]

I still have all of my original parts. I suspect my tonsils and wisdom teeth are conspiring with my appendix to take me out when I least expect it.

[Irving]

Yikes, were there any warning signs that make more sense in retrospect?

[StagLefty]

Stop the madness "it's for the appendixes". [Sarcasm2] Seriously get well !!!

[thvigil11]

Put up some signs stating you are a gangrene free zone. Should stop that.

Seriously though. I hope for a speedy recovery

[ScottR65]

Yikes, were there any warning signs that make more sense in retrospect?

Dittos. Anything we can learn from your experience, DF? Take care-


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[BushMasterBoy]

First sign of pain in the right groin area, seek medical attention. Refrain from sex for at least 12 hours after surgery.

[GilpinGuy]

First sign of pain in the right groin area, seek medical attention. Refrain from sex for at least 12 hours after surgery.

No restrictions on Mexican food or PBRs? [LOL]

[Great-Kazoo]

No restrictions on Mexican food or PBRs? [LOL]

It's his appendix not colon.


Good thing they were able to treat it asap and you're on the mend .

[DFBrews]

Thanks all it was scary

started with diarrhea all day Monday, then about 230 entire abdomen felt like it was full of gas. Took some pepto and gas-x tried to sleep it off stayed home from work Monday. Tuesday morning about 6 am pain doubled at least and to the er I went. Was in surgery within 4 hours of getting to the Er the doctors said I was very lucky. 4.5 days in the hospital trying to get the pain under control morphine based drugs and I do Not get along. I had an abdominal drain as well. The removal of the 24” of 1/4” tube inside me was one of the worst pains I have felt as well

dealing with a muscle spasm/cramp near the diaphragm on the right side right now that is making life interesting

[Great-Kazoo]

Thanks all it was scary

started with diarrhea all day Monday, then about 230 entire abdomen felt like it was full of gas. Took some pepto and gas-x tried to sleep it off stayed home from work Monday. Tuesday morning about 6 am pain doubled at least and to the er I went. Was in surgery within 4 hours of getting to the Er the doctors said I was very lucky. 4.5 days in the hospital trying to get the pain under control morphine based drugs and I do Not get along. I had an abdominal drain as well. The removal of the 24” of 1/4” tube inside me was one of the worst pains I have felt as well

dealing with a muscle spasm/cramp near the diaphragm on the right side right now that is making life interesting



JUST an FYI to all reading this .....

Pepto is the worst thing to take when having stomach area related issues. Little late for DF, however if anyone else has stomach area, or abdominal issues. Do Not use pepto.

ESPECIALLY if you think it's gall bladder related. Over the years pepto finally added a disclaimer mentioning it.
BTDT.

[ScottR65]

Thanks all it was scary

started with diarrhea all day Monday, then about 230 entire abdomen felt like it was full of gas. Took some pepto and gas-x tried to sleep it off stayed home from work Monday. Tuesday morning about 6 am pain doubled at least and to the er I went. Was in surgery within 4 hours of getting to the Er the doctors said I was very lucky. 4.5 days in the hospital trying to get the pain under control morphine based drugs and I do Not get along. I had an abdominal drain as well. The removal of the 24? of 1/4? tube inside me was one of the worst pains I have felt as well

dealing with a muscle spasm/cramp near the diaphragm on the right side right now that is making life interesting

Dad had same symptoms and just dealt with it for a week until mom forced him to ER. Ruptured colon!!! Was in hospital six weeks since it turned into sepsis as well. Don?t put severe intestinal pain off, folks!



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[Hummer]

Belly gun? Me thinks you need a knife for that. Maybe it's time to pop for that Benchmade automatic you've been eyeing.

Seriously, glad you made it to the hospital in time. Fortunately there shouldn't be long term complications.

[CS1983]

Now that you have a handy incision, this makes appendix carry easier.

[SideShow Bob]

Glad to hear you are on the mend and out of the hospital. Should have said something while you were in. We could have come to visit & snuck you in some Dickies BBQ and Devil’s Spit Sauce.....

[ChickNorris]

Now that you have a handy incision, this makes appendix carry easier.

Ba dum tss

[Great-Kazoo]

Glad to hear you are on the mend and out of the hospital. Should have said something while you were in. We could have come to visit & snuck you in some Dickies BBQ and Devil’s Spit Sauce.....

You don't like the guy?

[SideShow Bob]

You don't like the guy?

That’s where the devils spit BBQ sauce is, besides, I couldn’t come up with a BBQ joint except that off the top of my head.

[Ah Pook]

Damn! Speedy recovery.

[Skip]

Scary! Glad you made it in on time and are on the mend!

[wctriumph]

Get better soon.

And don't watch anything funny on TV.

[Fentonite]

Glad to hear you are on the mend and out of the hospital. Should have said something while you were in. We could have come to visit & snuck you in some Dickies BBQ and Devil?s Spit Sauce.....

Probably exactly why he didn?t say anything - he knew a bunch of ruffians would be conjuring up ways to embarrass him in the hospital. Not me, mind you. Glad you?re recovering.

[CS1983]

What sort of jerk would send a get well soon card and balloon, signed from the Denver Chapter of North American Furries?

[Mazin]

Glad your on the mend bro, if you need anything just hit me up!

[Great-Kazoo]

Glad your on the mend bro, if you need anything just hit me up!

His catheter needs cleaning.

[Duman]

Now that you have a handy incision, this makes appendix carry easier.

Ouch......[facepalm]

[Duman]

"Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard......"

[MrPrena]

My tooth was attacking me for past 3 days. I went call the dental office and fit me in within few hours.

I might need to get a root canal. My first...

I loaded up some anti biotics and going defend myself.

:)

[Jer]

First sign of pain in the right groin area, seek medical attention. Refrain from sex for at least 12 hours after surgery.

Hopefully I never have to get my appendix out or I'm a goner for sure. [LOL]

[theGinsue]

Hopefully I never have to get my appendix out or I'm a goner for sure. [LOL]

Self pleasure doesn't count brother.

[SideShow Bob]

Self pleasure doesn't count brother.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI&sns=em

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thanks all it was scary

started with diarrhea all day Monday, then about 230 entire abdomen felt like it was full of gas. Took some pepto and gas-x tried to sleep it off stayed home from work Monday. Tuesday morning about 6 am pain doubled at least and to the er I went. Was in surgery within 4 hours of getting to the Er the doctors said I was very lucky. 4.5 days in the hospital trying to get the pain under control morphine based drugs and I do Not get along. I had an abdominal drain as well. The removal of the 24” of 1/4” tube inside me was one of the worst pains I have felt as well

dealing with a muscle spasm/cramp near the diaphragm on the right side right now that is making life interesting

I've been there buddy. Hang in there and they'll take care of ya.

11 days in a hospital bed at that time, I remember throwing up green goo. Did they do a rebound test on you?....did you want to murder everyone in the family of that person?

When they pull the drain out, be prepared for a smell that you didn't think was possible to imagine...it's like a foot and a half long btw, and you'll get some staples if they do it the same way now.

You will be okay, and I hope the crowd on your floor is taking care of your needs...if not, let us know and we'll get it to ya.

[TheGrey]

Wow, that was close! I'm glad they were able to take care of that.

Hope your healing is quick and painless now.

[Duman]

Self pleasure doesn't count brother.

Damn.....

[Gman]

Glad to hear you're on the mend. Knew a guy in college that had an appendix rupture that nearly killed him.