First, they came for forks, and I didn't speak up...

[Bailey Guns]

London Police Mocked for Confiscating a Spoon in "Dangerous" Weapons Bust

Somewhere a thin person has been spared the potential horror of weight gain thanks to the brave police in London.


https://pluralist.com/london-mocked-for-confiscating-spoon/

[Zundfolge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhfuuKiTcYQ

[BPTactical]

Saw a wonderful thing at the grocery store, stainless steel straws.
So now instead of just scratching their throat when they jab down on a straw a kid will get a full tracheotomy.
Genius

[CS1983]

Saw a wonderful thing at the grocery store, stainless steel straws.
So now instead of just scratching their throat when they jab down on a straw a kid will get a full tracheotomy.
Genius

Grind it at an angle and have a hungover medic try to find a vein.

[whitewalrus]

Well under CO state law, anything can be a weapon if you use it to hurt someone...so I am sure they are just doing some good police work [Sarcasm2]

I do find it funny they are taking scissors and pliers from people as well.

[whitewalrus]

Saw a wonderful thing at the grocery store, stainless steel straws.
So now instead of just scratching their throat when they jab down on a straw a kid will get a full tracheotomy.
Genius

What else will you use when they ban the plastic straws?

[Irving]

Saw a wonderful thing at the grocery store, stainless steel straws.
So now instead of just scratching their throat when they jab down on a straw a kid will get a full tracheotomy.
Genius

You sound just like every other helicopter mom.

[BushMasterBoy]

Spooning leads to forking...

[ChickNorris]

Spooning leads to forking...

& sometimes more cutlery

[Great-Kazoo]

What else will you use when they ban the plastic straws?

A rolled up dollar bill. Old School !


So i hear

[ray1970]

My wife loves drinking through straws. I have honestly considered getting her a couple of the stainless straws to go in her yeti tumblers.

Being a cheapskate though I might just make her a couple out of some stainless tubing.

[CS1983]

Just rinse the auto fluids out before giving them to her.

[Irving]

My wife loves drinking through straws. I have honestly considered getting her a couple of the stainless straws to go in her yeti tumblers.

Being a cheapskate though I might just make her a couple out of some stainless tubing.

My wife does as well, and she tries to save the plastic ones for later use. Whenever I find a plastic straw or silverware in the dishwasher, it goes straight into the trash.

[ray1970]

Just rinse the auto fluids out before giving them to her.

I thought I?d use some brand new tubing. I actually like my wife. Lol.

[Irving]

I've got some copper tubing laying around for the water line from a fridge. I think I should just cut a few pieces out and throw that in the silverware drawer.

[ray1970]

My wife does as well, and she tries to save the plastic ones for later use. Whenever I find a plastic straw or silverware in the dishwasher, it goes straight into the trash.

Ha. Mine has two or three heavy plastic straws. The kind that are made to be resused. I just thought the stainless would be more complimentary to the yeti.

[ChickNorris]

I prefer a straw as well, in part because I often wear lipstick.

[Bailey Guns]

Whenever I find a plastic straw or silverware in the dishwasher, it goes straight into the trash.

Thanks for killing the planet.

[Bailey Guns]

Spooning leads to forking...

They'd lock down the entire city if they found a spork.

[Irving]

Thanks for killing the planet.

Only the oceans.

Well, then the planet in the long term.

[Gman]

My wife does as well, and she tries to save the plastic ones for later use. Whenever I find a plastic straw or silverware in the dishwasher, it goes straight into the trash.
We have something in common. [Sofa]

[Gman]

They'd lock down the entire city if they found a spork.
Or at least find it its own bathroom.

[buffalobo]

My wife loves drinking through straws. I have honestly considered getting her a couple of the stainless straws to go in her yeti tumblers.

Being a cheapskate though I might just make her a couple out of some stainless tubing.Should have plenty of stainless tube around the company shop.

[3beansalad]

My wife does as well, and she tries to save the plastic ones for later use. Whenever I find a plastic straw or silverware in the dishwasher, it goes straight into the trash.


My wife loves drinking through straws. I have honestly considered getting her a couple of the stainless straws to go in her yeti tumblers.

Being a cheapskate though I might just make her a couple out of some stainless tubing.

It's amazing mine as well. All this sucking, but rarely put to use in a way I'd enjoy.

[Irving]

It's amazing mine as well. All this sucking, but rarely put to use in a way I'd enjoy.

Oh like playing QB for the New England Patriots? I'm picking up what you're laying down.

[MrPrena]

Those chemists and chem engineers still cannot make an affordable biodegradable plastic with short half life?

At least make it dissolve in salt water in a year.

[Justin]

Going back to the original picture, I'd just like to note that the "sword" on the left side of the image isn't an actual sword, but a fencing foil.

[Gman]

They also have a sharpening steel in the photo. That must be the dreaded 'high capacity magazine' of the knife world.

[TFOGGER]

They also have a sharpening steel in the photo. That must be the dreaded 'high capacity magazine' of the knife world.

Constructive Intent. If you can use it to sharpen a knife, it must be banned. Goodbye, rocks.

[Gman]

It's amazing that they unnecessarily existed for centuries. Who knew? Apparently the twat mayor of London.