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Justin
05-30-2019, 19:25
...And the comments are spicy.


https://www.facebook.com/FireEye/photos/a.10150717210574203/10157543134199203/

I want to believe that they did this because it's freaking hilarious, and not because they're stupid.
roberth
05-30-2019, 19:37
I saw that. I want to believe what you believe but since I'm a realist I'll go with "stupid". The conspiracy theorist in me makes me wonder what kind of dirt HRC has on FireEye that she can extort them like that....or maybe FireEye are just morons.
BushMasterBoy
05-30-2019, 20:02
I guess they just couldn't get Edward Snowden...
Gman
05-30-2019, 20:06
Topics:
1. How to keep sensitive email on your own hacked server.
2. How to listen to a lying politician.
3. How to secure wireless communications by getting someone in your office to smash your cell phones with a hammer.
4. Trying to take a lying politician seriously about security (that can't even keep track of her philandering husband).
5. How to funnel corporate money to a politician by paying them for a speaking appearance.
Zundfolge
05-30-2019, 20:28
I assume she'll demonstrate how to pour BleechBit on a server you wish to wipe?
Justin
05-30-2019, 20:36
Yes. And give advice on the best kind of cloth to use.
sroz
05-30-2019, 22:12
Are they really who we want providing our cyber security???
brutal
05-30-2019, 22:59
Just. Wow.
kfr
05-31-2019, 00:11
How to leave the door open to your residential SCIF and have your illegal immigrant maid distribute classified faxes for you. And walk away without being criminally charged. Oh man - the comments on the facebook page are HILLarious! It is crazy too, Kevin Mandia is former Air Force OSI. He should know better... FE has gone full retard! After using HX, NX, EX and PX and paying their support renewal fees, I'm gonna say there are better products out there that are cheaper. Perhaps they will have a MAGA sale after this.
Irving
05-31-2019, 00:13
Any screen captures or quotes for those of us without Facebook?
kfr
05-31-2019, 00:35
You don't need an account to read the comments.. I don't do facebook either.
Irving
05-31-2019, 00:42
I figured it out. Thanks.
CS1983
05-31-2019, 07:09
"The problem of servers crashing and wiping themselves, and then dragging themselves to the hard drive shredder when they know too much data"

"Secure email solutions on unsecure devices"

"Wikileaks revelation mitigation and organizational adherence to incident response for loss of sensitive data"

"The CIA triad: how to screw the entire thing up and lessons learned from others' mistakes"

"Risk Management and paying off auditors"

"Knowing when to abandon security elements, and the problem of encouraging nation-state actors and their resultant rogue elements"

"Fly tapes for honey pots and the issue of losing track of assets: a Mexican case study"

"Maintaining public relevance after an insider threat incident"

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Aloha_Shooter
05-31-2019, 08:50
Topics:
1. How to keep sensitive email on your own hacked server.
2. How to listen to a lying politician.
3. How to secure wireless communications by getting someone in your office to smash your cell phones with a hammer.
4. Trying to take a lying politician seriously about security (that can't even keep track of her philandering husband).
5. How to funnel corporate money to a politician by paying them for a speaking appearance.

You forgot
6. How to obstruct investigations and Justice without being charged
7. Destroying Blackberries and iPhones
CS1983
05-31-2019, 09:43
https://pics.me.me/hillary-clinton-for-a-brighter-tomorrow-5935576.png
Gman
05-31-2019, 11:53
You forgot
6. How to obstruct investigations and Justice without being charged
7. Destroying Blackberries and iPhones

Your #7 is my #3.

Maybe she could explain how rules, laws, and jails are for little people, not the ruling class?
TFOGGER
05-31-2019, 11:56
The Power of a Negative Example: Don't Do What I Did, Do It Right Instead