US energy department rebrands gas exports 'molecules of freedom'

[electronman1729]

Talking about making america great.


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-48454674?ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews&oc id=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&fbclid=I wAR3v1kDTvsKZxoo3xpFlC2WVYTtr8Nfm7TGq9XfZVfSpjBTAl CqXbALierg

[Bailey Guns]

Kinda funny and silly...but I like it.

[CS1983]

Please don't smoke near freedom.

[Gman]

"Freedom fries...cooked with freedom gas."

[Martinjmpr]

I can hear it now:

Reporter: Do you know what caused this house to explode?

Fire investigator: Our preliminary investigation is pointing to a buildup of too much freedom in the basement, which then led to a freedom explosion.

[Martinjmpr]

Also: Your next bill from Xcel energy will read as follows:

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!

And in your case, the Price of Freedom is $79.95 for the period of 04/01/2019 - 04/30/2019.

[Little Dutch]

Freedom molecules are compressed to around .25 psi and piped directly into your home. What a time to be alive!

[DFBrews]

Wonder how much money was spent making this change.

[CS1983]

Wonder how much money was spent making this change.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/59063473/why-do-you-hate-freedom.jpg

[Big E3]

This is a great country, I have freedom on tap inside my house.

[Bailey Guns]

I drive around with a truck loaded with freedom and dispense it to freedom-loving Americans. Sometimes they really bitch when they run out of freedom.

[CS1983]

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