Looks like "James Bond" is going down the toilet now

[electronman1729]

Not quite sure what to make of this

https://www.tmz.com/2019/07/14/daniel-craig-lashana-lynch-007-james-bond-movie/

[TEAMRICO]

Jamie Bond?
She likes her Margarita smoothied not on the rocks.

I will never see this.
We need Wonder Woman or be cast as a man and see how they like it.

[Gman]

Bond, Jane Bond.

Been going downhill since Connery gave it up.

Re-making everything with female leads seems to be about as original as Hollywood can be.

Give the libs enough time, they'll destroy everything.

[.455_Hunter]

It was fun while it lasted.

[FoxtArt]

It should get rave reviews from Hollywood as she goes on "secret agent" missions blowing up US meat packing plants and oil refineries, against those "red bastards".

[hollohas]

That's Hollywood these days.

He's not the only one being re-written...



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[Great-Kazoo]

Could be interesting when she meets her version of Colonel Onatop . Will she ask for stirred, not shaken

[Skip]

This is why Hollyweird needs Chinese money to subsidize the cultural revolution.

[ray1970]

At least they?ll probably make her character gay so 007 will still be climbing into bed with hot chicks.

[ray1970]

Should be good for a chuckle like every other movie where some 5? 6? , 120 lb woman beats the crap out of some special forces trained guy who is all muscle and outweighs her by a hundred pounds.

[Duman]

Well....... I wish them luck....

[.455_Hunter]

The 7.65mm Walther PPK represents the patriarchy...

[waffles]

Ian Fleming is turning over in his grave. So sad. Guess the Brits forgot Bond was based on real agents from WW2 Naval Intel.

Pathetic. I have been saying it for years. That island sank a long time ago. Long overdue for an ass whooping by the US or the Germans (1916, 1940). Any country that forces its subjects to cut up classic Purdey shotguns is lost.

I too remember the famous WW2 agents fighting a man with metal teeth on a space station!

From the description of the plot this is basically set up to be a buddy movie, you still have Daniel Craig as Bond for this one. It's a goofy action espionage franchise, a movie can have a woman added to it and be good. No idea if this will or not, as bond seems to miss a little more than it hits but I'm sure I'll check it out at some point.

[theGinsue]

James Bond, 007.

That's the premise of all the movies in the series.

You don't want to cast a new James Bond? Then have the dignity to start a new franchise, don't destroy an existing one for SJW motives.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Bond, Jane Bond.

Been going downhill since Connery gave it up.

Re-making everything with female leads seems to be about as original as Hollywood can be.

Give the libs enough time, they'll destroy everything.

Truth.

[Scanker19]

I don’t know, swapping for women worked really well for Ghostbusters (2016), ocean’s 8 (20xx), etc....

[Irving]

It's not like all the other movies were erased from our collective memories.

Is it annoying that a new franchise wasn't started instead? Yes.
Can any story line continue on into perpetuity? No
Should any of us waste more of our limited mental resources thinking about it? No

[Gman]

I don?t know, swapping for women worked really well for Ghostbusters (2016), ocean?s 8 (20xx), etc....

http://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

It's not like the franchise has been really stable anyway. Anybody remember Never Say Never Again (1983)? A total remake of Thunderball (1965), with the same Bond actor, but without the usual cast of supporting characters? Was done as a legal settlement for a lawsuit by Executive Producer Kevin McClory against Ian Fleming.

[StagLefty]

BLASPHEMY !!!!

[wctriumph]

Dumb. Really, really dumb.

[Singlestack]

One more stupid movie I don't need an excuse to see on a boring Saturday night.

[Skip]

James Bond, 007.

That's the premise of all the movies in the series.

You don't want to cast a new James Bond? Then have the dignity to start a new franchise, don't destroy an existing one for SJW motives.

SJWism requires replacement. That's the whole point. They're not celebrating the promotion of a black woman. They're celebrating the removal of a white man.

Would be damned easy to introduce a new agent and spin it off. Maybe even popular!

[Aloha_Shooter]

Jamie Bond?
She likes her Margarita smoothied not on the rocks.

I will never see this.
We need Wonder Woman or be cast as a man and see how they like it.

Please don't put ideas in their heads. The trans community would love it but I'm not ready for the sight of Mark Ruffalo or Tom Holland in a Wonder Woman outfit.

[Scanker19]

Wonder Woman? I wonder how long it takes to make and sandwich....

[Aloha_Shooter]

FWIW, I haven't liked the Daniel Craig movies anyway. For me, Bond's saga ended with Pierce Brosnan and the death of Cubby Broccoli. Even Brosnan movies were disappointing -- he was an excellent Bond IMO but his costars and the writing were horrible. WTH thought Denise Richards could pass herself as a nuclear scientist anyway? They should have cast Sela Ward for that role.

[Gman]

Mary Poppins...starring https://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.net/wp/wp-content/images/Dave_-Bautista.jpg

[Irving]

^^ That's pretty funny.

Close your mouth please Michael, we are not a codfish.

[earplug]

What is the opposite of Pussy Galore?

[Justin]

Dick Sapoppin.

[Zundfolge]

Raz0rfist says it well per usual.


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