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thedave1164
08-03-2019, 08:15
So they put in a marijuana farm in Evans, south side of 37th street between 35th and 47th aves.
Knew it when they planted it, since it was a far different method from planting corn.
They are now cultivating it and put signs up calling it industrial hemp, like pot smoking losers are gonna believe that.
Just admit it, ya got tired of smoking corn silk
LOL
jreifsch80
08-03-2019, 09:02
Is it actually marijuana? I know alot of people are actually planting commercial hemp for the cbd oil craze
thedave1164
08-03-2019, 09:24
Is it actually marijuana? I know alot of people are actually planting commercial hemp for the cbd oil craze
It probably is hemp, but just imagine some stoners looking to score some free weed driving by....
You don't think people who smoke a lot of pot can identify what it looks like? I just heard a story similar to this last night where someone pulled over and pulled a piece of the plant off to show his wife because she's "never seen pot before." The other person in the car said, "Okay, except that's not 'pot.'"
So you're correct in that stupid people will misidentify what they are looking at, but it won't be the stoners.
It’s hemp, my friend is in the beverage distribution business and working with them for potential CBD health drink to potentially be sold in gas stations but probably is the drinks will probably be like $7-8 a can.
Let me get this straight. Hemp has been planted. In your head, you imagined a situation where someone who smokes pot misidentifies the hemp and tries to take some. Then you came on here to laugh about how dumb the people in your head are. Is that about right?
BladesNBarrels
08-03-2019, 10:38
Let me get this straight. Hemp has been planted. In your head, you imagined a situation where someone who smokes pot misidentifies the hemp and tries to take some. Then you came on here to laugh about how dumb the people in your head are. Is that about right?
Dang, this is a tough crowd.
[Coffee]
Let me get this straight. Hemp has been planted. In your head, you imagined a situation where someone who smokes pot misidentifies the hemp and tries to take some. Then you came on here to laugh about how dumb the people in your head are. Is that about right?
https://media.giphy.com/media/7ND8xzTlR5b8s/giphy.gif
thedave1164
08-03-2019, 11:45
Some people take their pot smoking way too seriously
I think some people take other people's pot smoking way too seriously.
I think some people take other people's pot smoking way too seriously.
I think you’re right.
ChickNorris
08-03-2019, 13:12
Y'all are funny af to me & no, I'm not stoned.
I think some people take comments about some people taking other people's pot smoking way too seriously, way too seriously.
thedave1164
08-03-2019, 13:47
I think some people take comments about some people taking other people's pot smoking way too seriously, way too seriously.
Not sure if serious........
Not sure if serious........
I’m positive of it, and positively triggered by the notion.
I think...
Irving just likes to push buttons and make people second guess themselves, sometimes for their benefit, sometimes for his own grins and maybe even both every so often. It can be a very tough crowd. [flamingo]
thedave1164
08-03-2019, 19:05
I think...
Irving just likes to push buttons and make people second guess themselves, sometimes for their benefit, sometimes for his own grins and maybe even both every so often. It can be a very tough crowd. [flamingo]
;)
Aardvark
08-04-2019, 11:33
Wait..does pot cure everything, or does CBD oil cure everything? ...and where'd I place my Hoppes #9, btw...
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 12:14
I did see some hippie types in a hemp field in Northern CO when I was out dove hunting on a field near it. They sure did check it out real good. So yeah, some people will mistake it.
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 12:15
I think some people take other people's pot smoking way too seriously.
This is the case, those that smoke it are too laid back for taking it seriously :)
I did see some hippie types in a hemp field in Northern CO when I was out dove hunting on a field near it. They sure did check it out real good. So yeah, some people will mistake it.
Maybe they were just clothes shopping.
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 12:20
Maybe they were just clothes shopping.
True, it has a lot of uses outside of smoking, but it seemed they were really checking it out in depth.
Smoking is not one of the uses of hemp.
thedave1164
08-04-2019, 12:58
Hemp has many uses.
Rope, fabrics, ethanol, cbd oil, bio diesel, paper and I am sure a few more.
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 13:05
Smoking is not one of the uses of hemp.
unless you think its something else
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 13:06
Hemp has many uses.
Rope, fabrics, ethanol, cbd oil, bio diesel, paper and I am sure a few more.
seen it in food as well
Do they make whiskey from hemp or pot? No?
No shits given then.....
whitewalrus
08-04-2019, 14:01
Do they make whiskey from hemp or pot? No?
No shits given then.....
I have seen a few spirits that use it:
https://www.coloradoan.com/story/life/2017/07/30/hemp-infused-whiskey-now-sold-crested-butte-distillery/523323001/
Wait..does pot cure everything, or does CBD oil cure everything? ...and where'd I place my Hoppes #9, btw...
Hmm. Wonder what the market is like for CBD based gun cleaning products?
Hmm. Wonder what the market is like for CBD based gun cleaning products?
It'll make you shoot 0.1 MOA 100% of the time if you clean your bore with it. Haven't you heard? Shakiness, vision, lack of skill..... everything is cured by the Miracle pot/CBD/edibles/etc.
That's why I also tape a few cigs to the barrel and light em' up before shooting a group. Don't want my grouping getting too fat, or anything.
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I think...
Irving just likes to push buttons and make people second guess themselves, sometimes for their benefit, sometimes for his own grins and maybe even both every so often. It can be a very tough crowd. [flamingo]
He's a fifteen year old edgelord. Every forum has one.
Hemp has many uses.
Rope, fabrics, ethanol, cbd oil, bio diesel, paper and I am sure a few more.
I've also seen the seeds used in animal feed. It's a fantastic plant for making paper and more efficient than using wood pulp. It grows fast enough to get 2 crops per year.
He's a fifteen year old edgelord. Every forum has one.
I'm so edgy
You already know
I skirt the edges
From Reddit to ar-15.co
I'm unsurprised that you post on Reddit.
I'm so edgy
You already know
I skirt the edges
From Reddit to 4chan to 8chan to ar-15.co
FIFY, though you're going to have to find a couple new hangouts now.
The chans would eat him alive.
I'm unsurprised that you post on Reddit.
Well hold onto your hat bubbo, because I don't. It did fit the lyric though.
Bailey Guns
08-05-2019, 11:04
I'm so edgy
You already know
I skirt the edges
From Reddit to ar-15.co
That would've had a greater impact if you'd done it in Haiku.
ChickNorris
08-05-2019, 11:06
Not untrue. I would've appreciated it even more.
That would've had a greater impact if you'd done it in Haiku.
Well, I thought she'd respond better to that song as it's more her speed.
BladesNBarrels
08-05-2019, 16:08
That would've had a greater impact if you'd done it in Haiku.
"Haiku" is a traditional form of Japanese poetry.
Haiku poems consist of 3 lines.
The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables.
The lines rarely rhyme, but some scholars try to rhyme Line 1 and 3.
Okay, let's see who can come up with a Haiku that says the same thing.
[Coffee]
Am so Far Astray
As my Posts on here do Show
Read them through the Day
Edgy like a boss,
The internet doesn?t know,
How I like to troll.
There. Haiku. I think.
BladesNBarrels
08-05-2019, 16:40
Cigarette Ads.
This is the one that got me in the late 50's, when I had 2 paper routes in Sacramento.
I would end my morning route, delivering the Sacramento Bee, at a donut shop that had a Cigarette Machine that anyone could use.
After delivering the San Francisco Examiner after school, I would meet other kids and we would smoke and tell "battle" stories.
https://i.imgur.com/X1Uujds.jpg
BladesNBarrels
08-05-2019, 16:44
Edgy like a boss,
The internet doesn?t know,
How I like to troll.
There. Haiku. I think.
Great job! I think you've got it!
[Beer]
Bailey Guns
08-05-2019, 18:45
A forum of guns
hijacked by poetic verse
that doesn't make sense
Bailey Guns
08-05-2019, 18:47
Back in the day there was a funny, NSFW haiku website that was freakin' hilarious. For the life of me I can't remember what it was. I shed many a tear reading on that site.
BladesNBarrels
08-06-2019, 08:37
A forum of guns
hijacked by poetic verse
that doesn't make sense
Ah, the master shows up all the amateurs!
[Beer]
ChickNorris
08-06-2019, 08:45
A forum of guns
hijacked by poetic verse
that doesn't make sense
Ah, the master shows up all the amateurs!
[Beer]
This^^^
Great-Kazoo
08-06-2019, 08:52
I'm Spartacus
Bailey Guns
08-06-2019, 11:56
Ah, the master shows up all the amateurs!
[Beer]
I spent the day out in my "hemp" fields. I was feeling inspired. And more than just a little hungry.
(For the Idaho State Police...I'm just kidding. I don't have hemp fields.)
I don't know if any of you guys heard about this... Truck driver going thru Idaho enroute to Colorado from Oregon with 7000 pounds of industrial hemp is stopped and arrested. Truck, trailer and cargo/hemp is seized. Tests confirm it's hemp. Too bad. Idaho law says hemp is same same as marijuana. Company doesn't get it back, federal judge rules. Idaho is now planning to sell the seized truck, trailer and hemp/marijuana. It's good to be king. Moral of the story: If you grow hemp in Oregon and want to ship to Colorado, take the long way around Idaho:
https://kutv.com/news/nation-world/idaho-judge-rules-against-return-of-7000-pounds-of-seized-hemp
But think of all the lives those heroes have saved.
Gotta love how the State intends to sell the "crop" which they seized on premise of being illegal.
Really that's not a marijuana issue, that's a civil forfeiture issue. And it gets far, far worse:
In Detroit, Michigan, authorities raided a “Funk Night” event at the Contemporary Art Institute and seized 40 cars from the 130 attendees on the theory that the attendees were somehow responsible for the failure by organizers of the event to obtain a proper alcohol permit.
or
Then there is the case of 77-year-old Margaret Davis, whose Philadelphia home was targeted for forfeiture after a drug dealer—in the midst of a police chase, no less—broke into her home and attempted to hide the drugs in his possession. The dealer had been able to gain easy access because Davis, bedridden due to serious medical ailments, relied on her neighbors to provide her care. She frequently left her doors unlocked so they could come in and tend to her. Despite the fact that Davis clearly was not involved, the Philadelphia District Attorney filed a motion to seize the property.
https://www.heritage.org/testimony/civil-asset-forfeiture-when-good-intentions-go-awry
^^ I have not had time to read all of that but I recall some of these instances from memory.
Bailey Guns
08-06-2019, 17:18
Gotta love how the State intends to sell the "crop" which they seized on premise of being illegal.
Yeah...I thought that was funny - in a really ironic sense - too.
It would be like seizing a keg from an underage drinking party and selling the beer.
I'm not really a fan of civil forfeiture. On the other hand, if I were growing hemp in Oregon I think I'd check the laws in states I needed to transit before shipping my product to Colorado because some states (like Oregon's neighbor, Idaho) still have very strict laws regarding marijuana.
Civil forfeiture
Violates 4th amendment
The Republic: lost
thedave1164
08-06-2019, 17:42
Oregon was one of those states that would pull you over for having Colorado plates after amendment 64.
Now they have too much marijuana LOL, heck marijuana would pop up anywhere a seed was dropped when I grew up there.
Didn't the fed courts just rule Civil Forfeiture without probable cause is illegal?
Bailey Guns
08-06-2019, 17:52
Civil forfeiture
Violates 4th amendment
The Republic: lost
You wrote a Haiku
Very unexpectedly
In another thread
ChickNorris
08-06-2019, 17:56
Civil forfeiture
Violates 4th amendment
The Republic: lost
You wrote a Haiku
Very unexpectedly
In another thread
: )
http://youtu.be/DXTx_nEThPA
Can't you turn hemp into weed by cross pollinating? plant a bunch of hemp this year put a weed plant in the middle and next year they are all weed.
Didn't the fed courts just rule Civil Forfeiture without probable cause is illegal?
Not exactly. They issued a ruling to slap the hand regarding a specific instance of it and get accolades on twitter without actually stopping the practice of it in general (which would offend a lot of LEO which make up the tree they sit atop)
Can't you turn hemp into weed by cross pollinating? plant a bunch of hemp this year put a weed plant in the middle and next year they are all weed.
How is that different than just panting weed?
Can't you turn hemp into weed by cross pollinating? plant a bunch of hemp this year put a weed plant in the middle and next year they are all weed.
Are you assuming self-seeding? These plants aren't perennials.
Based on what I was reading here: https://www.northbaybusinessjournal.com/industrynews/law/9359172-181/cross-pollination-and-cannabis
...the marijuana producers are more concerned about the diminished strength of their crop if their marijuana plants are pollinated by fiber hemp plants. The buds have lower THC content. Even hemp used for grain/oil are negatively affected by the fiber varieties. It seems that the fiber hemp DNA 'wins' in the game of cross pollination.
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