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roberth
08-13-2019, 16:45
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/drinking-bleach-will-not-cure-cancer-or-autism-fda-warns-n1041636?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

What the hell are people thinking?
buffalobo
08-13-2019, 17:17
Somebody always robbing Darwin's body count.
BPTactical
08-13-2019, 17:45
But it will cure stupid.
Liberals, please imbibe.
Bailey Guns
08-13-2019, 18:01
But will it make your whites whiter and your colors brighter?
Gman
08-13-2019, 18:08
Obviously they didn't correctly combine the bleach with Tide pods.
whitewalrus
08-13-2019, 18:40
Desperate people will sadly resort to almost anything if their health isn't so great.
BPTactical
08-13-2019, 20:26
But will it make your whites whiter and your colors brighter?

Dats Rasis......
Aloha_Shooter
08-13-2019, 21:32
The gene pool clearly needs some chlorine. Anyone who would drink bleach for any reason is a good candidate ...
Wulf202
08-13-2019, 21:44
It only works with the ammonia boiler maker
TEAMRICO
08-13-2019, 22:04
Will I get white turds?
OtterbatHellcat
08-13-2019, 22:26
Damn....if I had white turds, I'd need black toilet paper to know I'm clean.

Drawbacks to everything.
Justin
08-14-2019, 08:16
Will I get white turds?

I'm glad I can count on you to ask the really important questions. [LOL]
Gman
08-14-2019, 08:37
Your wife might appreciate the lack of skid marks in your shorts.
TEAMRICO
08-14-2019, 11:25
Everybody wins!
Rucker61
08-14-2019, 12:48
Will I get white turds?

I was thinking that eventually it will bleach your anus, saving you those embarrassing trips to the esthetician.
MrPrena
08-14-2019, 15:16
Obviously they didn't correctly combine the bleach with Tide pods.

LOL.

2 separate campaign that reduced population of an idiot.
electronman1729
08-14-2019, 23:08
Will eating tide pods cure cancer?
Circuits
08-15-2019, 01:21
We actually need to get the word out that if only ENOUGH true believers drink the Bleach, it will magically erase Donald Trump from office as President.

Much like socialism, just because their friends or neighbors might have tried it and it didn't work that time, doesn't mean they won't finally get it right if they try it.

BIG drinks of bleach. I'm talkin' Super Big Gulp. Upsy-daisy and down she goes.

Chug to save the world from "The Donald"...
Justin
08-15-2019, 08:24
In all seriousness, things like this, as well as the widespread distribution of other quack cures and outlandish conspiracy theories should be taken as a leading indicator that there is a tremendous loss of trust on the part of the general public in governmental and private organizations like the FDA and the medical industry.
Gman
08-15-2019, 10:40
We actually need to get the word out that if only ENOUGH true believers drink the Bleach, it will magically erase Donald Trump from office as President.

Much like socialism, just because their friends or neighbors might have tried it and it didn't work that time, doesn't mean they won't finally get it right if they try it.

BIG drinks of bleach. I'm talkin' Super Big Gulp. Upsy-daisy and down she goes.

Chug to save the world from "The Donald"...
Like their ineffective policies, "It hasn't worked before because we simply haven't done enough!"