Sasquatch tracks in northern CO

[ray1970]

So, I found some tracks from a Bigfoot in northern Colorado. I also found someone?s 1911 magazine loaded with black talons.

I can?t specify exactly where I saw the tracks because I fear someone may try and falsely claim the 1911 mag.

Bigfoot tracks are pretty rare so I contacted the local tabloid to make them aware that I found the tracks. In northern Colorado.

[Irving]

Bullshit. Squatch rut doesn't start till January above the Mason Dixie line.

[Blockhead]

Unless you provide detailed pictures of the cartridge headstamps, you're a complete $%#@ and this thread is worthless.

[Buff]

So, I found some tracks from a Bigfoot in northern Colorado. I also found someone?s 1911 magazine loaded with black talons.

I can?t specify exactly where I saw the tracks because I fear someone may try and falsely claim the 1911 mag.

Bigfoot tracks are pretty rare so I contacted the local tabloid to make them aware that I found the tracks. In northern Colorado.

If the tracks where in Larimer County around the Carter Lake area they're probably from me...?.But all my 1911mags are accounted for.

[ChickNorris]

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[SouthPaw]

I always took Sasquatch as a Glock guy.

[Gman]

I'll claim those tracks.

[ray1970]

I always took Sasquatch as a Glock guy.

He?s not that smart. He?s old and stuck in his ways and believes hundred year old technology is still relevant today.

He really sticks to his guns.

[Irving]

Yeah, hollow fur + talon grips is a real nightmare.

[newracer]

On Saturday I hauled a truck load of firearms, ammunition, and accessories from Colorado Springs to Fort Collins. That magazine must have fallen out along the way. I'll PM you my address so you can ship it to me.

[sniper7]

were the tracks headed south? If so he’s Probably heading back to recover his range finder. Supposedly he sent his pet wolf that way but some dipshit in orange interrupted the search.

[cstone]

Were there any beef jerky wrappers nearby?

[Irving]

Was it a speckled, bearded, or horned?

[kidicarus13]

If the 1911 mag holds 8 rounds and is blued, it's mine. I was in the area described.

[Doc45]

I have size 16 feet and carry a 1911 so it must be mine. Ok, so only one of those two is true [Coffee]

[ray1970]

It?s the size 16 shoes isn?t it?

You must be popular with the ladies.

[whitewalrus]

I?m sure it identifies as Yeti and would be offended by the term Sasquatch

[buffalobo]

I?m sure it identifies as Yeti and would be offended by the term Sasquatch

And probably a 9mm 1911...

[buffalobo]

I have the Sasquatch sticker from State Forest state park on my tool box.[AR15]

[def90]

Sasquatch is nothing to laugh about..

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

[Doc45]

It?s the size 16 shoes isn?t it?

You must be popular with the ladies.

Damn, caught me[LOL]

[TEAMRICO]

Even Bigfoot knows about the .45 ACP’s “Knockdown Power” and that’s why he carries one. He must have heard that at the gun shows like I did don’t cha know.

[earplug]

You should be able to smell its fart in Pueblo

[BladesNBarrels]

Sasquatch is nothing to laugh about..

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/

And another story on that page:

Texas surgeon arrested for stealing testicles from at least 46 anesthetized patients

[Irving]

And another story on that page:

Texas surgeon arrested for stealing testicles from at least 46 anesthetized patients

I particularly liked "Kentucky police shoot white coal miner 5 times, thinking he was black."

[ACE2GOOD]

Solid thread to start after other posts that shall not be mentioned [Coffee]

[Sawin]

Ray, you?re such a troll. [Coffee]

[ray1970]

Pretty much.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191227/3eb0a31c490390fa77e459facde346a8.jpg

[Sawin]

Correction: a naked troll.

[Bailey Guns]

Is that an anatomically correct depiction of Ray?

[ray1970]

Is that an anatomically correct depiction of Ray?

No. I have nipples.

[Gman]

No. I have nipples.

http://youtu.be/FXI21S4ZWJU