I almost got sick in the operating room today.

[HBARleatherneck]

It was horrible, I started to get sick.

[theGinsue]

Dude, that's not even click-bait. That OP is as bad as MSM "news" posts - exciting tag but no content.... Soooo, what did you do? Successful intubation? Vomit down the patients throat? Pass the procedure to someone else?

[Bailey Guns]

Were you supposed to be intubating a patient?

[HBARleatherneck]

It was HORRIBLE. The surgeon, nurses and techs were talking about how great amy schumer is. I almost lost my breakfast. How am I supposed to focus with all the bs being spewed in the OR?

[theGinsue]

Now see, THAT ^^^ is how a post is supposed to be made.

I would've lost my cookies to that conversation too.

[TFOGGER]

I'd need about 10 stitches to sew up the bite wound in my tongue...

[Duman]

I can see the headline now, "Nurse Ratchet vomits during intubation while doctors worship liberals"

[Bailey Guns]

I was on the COAR forum today and almost got sick because a guy who almost got sick in the operating room was talking about Amy Schumer.

[20X11]

UpChuck Shumer?

[Gman]

Glad I read this before dinner and not after.

[Ah Pook]

Sorry for you expulsion. Saw her on NF stage a couple of nights ago. Was ready to wretch within a minute.Not funny and grotesque.

[Great-Kazoo]

It was HORRIBLE. The surgeon, nurses and techs were talking about how great amy schumer is. I almost lost my breakfast. How am I supposed to focus on pushing meds and intubating with all the bs being spewed in the OR?

Successful intubation, but I almost needed to get zofran for myself.

They show you her giving birth video, while they were fellating her ?

No?




Sounds like Schiff to me.

[JohnnyEgo]

I hear if you intubate with your left hand, it feels like a stranger.

[Gman]

I hear if you intubate with your left hand, it feels like a stranger.

OK. I genuinely got a chuckle out of your response.

[Scanker19]

Two cannibal clowns were eating Amy Schumer and one says to the other, “does this taste funny to you?”

The other says, “no , not at all”

[Irving]

I'm not a huge fan of Schummer, but I think it's interesting that men have a long history of making money telling dick jokes, but if a woman does it people don't like it.

[Gman]

That depends on the woman. I find Iliza Shlesinger funny.

[Justin]

https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html

[Scanker19]

I'm not a huge fan of Schummer, but I think it's interesting that men have a long history of making money telling dick jokes, but if a woman does it people don't like it.

It’s not so much the content as the delivery. Joan rivers was hilarious and hers weren’t much better of a topic. But she was funny, not vulgar for vulgar sake. Amy’s humor is what people that don’t tell dirty jokes, think dirty jokes are like, if that makes sense.

[Bailey Guns]

Yep. Schumer is just plain nasty.