Another Disaster to Deal With

[Bailey Guns]

https://kdvr.com/news/trending/18-wheeler-full-of-toilet-paper-crashes-and-burns-on-texas-highway/

When will it end?

Luckily driver and his dog are OK.

[rondog]

The horror.....

[CS1983]

I believe an appropriate response would be, "Shit."

[whitewalrus]

I believe an appropriate response would be, "Shit."

Shit happens

[whitewalrus]

Probably worth the same as if a Brinks truck burned up at today?s market rates for TP.

[BushMasterBoy]

They have an app for that...

[RblDiver]

Probably worth the same as if a Brinks truck burned up at today?s market rates for TP.

Went in to the store the other day in the morning, as I was walking in a guy walked out carrying a TP pack, told me "Better hurry up, gold's going quick!"

[Bailey Guns]

For the life of me I don't understand the obsession with TP during this outbreak.

[ray1970]

For the life of me I don't understand the obsession with TP during this outbreak.

Me either.

I actually saw some footage from a grocery store when this first started.

There was a couple, each had a cart, and I shit you not the only thing in both carts was toilet paper. Piled higher than the cart was deep. I honestly bet between both carts they must have had 600 rolls of toilet paper.

Do these people have chronic diarrhea 24/7 or something?

Seems like plenty of food back on the shelves after the initial run but I can?t fathom how everyone doesn?t already have enough toilet paper to last through a major apocalypse.

[battlemidget]

I go through a roll a month, and I poop daily. No cheating either like pooping before I hop in the shower and then proceeding to waffle stomp.

[TEAMRICO]

They have an app for that...

The TP App for your phone! Open it, use it, close it........then wash off you phone reaaal good.

[Gman]

https://i.gifer.com/5jlO.gif

[def90]

I hope Fred is alright..

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/CJS-bAzRIuPVNKLSFG0G3feYqGfN2xJ2eUCuy9cBIW9syzNl0D5Eow VXTQYdG2ZVTYoByNo6Boku43XHevkj583Dtgsgf_A4nOxAKVAI Aj7flcFQmHP592hlbr_PKvRIX7rzx5CRWSt2SDpTAJii2vVtNM 2Jishn3O3Vtvu36BhvXI1pEfnu6VvYnHrnyI-8Ynhu6ZNZt-etP-2YqHytpE48JqG1QZlsk8SsbkjUnCULijhTGSJ2qmaC4L5_Hf7A FvjXzGTBpUnhjUgW1MFncyYYDFTx2adZ4yZoXRm7HE6-syWrBj4lfGh62dFVaFAk5vBruYSndedpQ-2x4DXRRlmda8UjAjxik6sLG9YgDf004D9WPW7t47ZGcCYk0eHU sx9cm2qJaU5FjAz-ZQX9OdTWQ8Vd7DgL9j-PM8n-oY3AtaO6xdEn86VjX2NCphH-lhZabCbyTPdT_qj0T_mWecMYqxGQcXaGlBV7ojoS2BnbE_1ZK2 _4vVJGNmw4xtsuUZb0s7xaKSDnPU4rLvhjqHEGR5AX2DTr-GHhMnPZz229AUCVHiimK9Ft_6OkRkoqk8a2TqHF7AY7lDYreHT lhbu0seZhvndR8DeBcCh1FN0IB6Hk9mjk-V_wNSG7P4CBApyKc_RfWUqn8mOdgkb9AxXo-1O_C7IZbT12yJFqmjx78yr-goW2hu89TsbptA=w1265-h903-no

[KevDen2005]

I hope Fred is alright..

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Running blocker for 400 cases of Charmin

[Bailey Guns]

That's freakin' awesome. But someone might as well explain it for the younger members...

[ray1970]

That's freakin' awesome. But someone might as well explain it for the younger members...

They can just wait for the remake to come out.

I?m sure it won?t be long.

[battlemidget]

They can just wait for the remake to come out.

I?m sure it won?t be long.

Will it be a woke remake? Bandit will be an uber driver in an electric car...I'll stop there.

[Gman]

"Smokey" is a lesbian militant feminist vegan driving a Tesla.

They also communicate via social media group messaging.

[JohnnyDrama]

For the life of me I don't understand the obsession with TP during this outbreak.

First world problem.

[JohnnyDrama]

They also communicate via social media group messaging.

While driving. Talk about breaking the law.

[Bailey Guns]

I guess it's going on all over the world.

Personally, I just use the Sheryl Crow method of conserving toilet paper. My supply will last me a while.

[Gman]

While driving. Talk about breaking the law.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4e/64/9f/4e649f61c5f85b21c599bc85e2bdd632--smokey-and-the-bandit-jackie-gleason.jpg

[TRnCO]

dang it, that was probably my order of TP. Thought I'd stock up...

[theGinsue]

This just means a few less houses can expect to be, um, "decorated" come Halloween.

[Bailey Guns]

^^ Might be prudent to put a sign in the yard that says: "Feel Free To TP My House"