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Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
Hmm. There was a lady in the grocery store that was being a little friendly to me.
StagLefty
04-17-2020, 07:00
I was asked to wear my mask to bed !!!!
So, she asked how much TP you had stocked up?
[Coffee]
I'm ugly enough that I don't have to worry about that.
No, pretty much the same level as usual for my wife.
https://media.tenor.com/images/0d56977a1879632bf1002d6d8d11dc7f/tenor.gif
Zundfolge
04-17-2020, 07:38
I'm married, so no.
Great-Kazoo
04-17-2020, 07:38
Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
No.
But springtime usually brings out the mating season urge in people. Unless you're married, or living with them.
Then again....while shopping the other day, i asked this lady if she needed a hand getting that As she was reaching for an item on the top shelf.
She smiled and said, depends what's in your hand.
Guess i was more interested in finding my cereal, than a box lunch .
wctriumph
04-17-2020, 07:48
Not really as I am still working.
My wife is about the same as always. Which is a good thing.
The ladies at work are actually a little more sharp than “normal”.
Someone give this man a slow clap
Guess i was more interested in finding my cereal, than a box lunch .
TEAMRICO
04-17-2020, 08:30
No, Nope and [hahhah-no]
spittoon
04-17-2020, 09:03
I am still trying to figure out where all of the strippers are
Hmm, I should make a t-shirt that says "still employed & no fever" on the front and back.
I'm ugly enough that I don't have to worry about that.
HAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! [ROFL1]
No.
But springtime usually brings out the mating season urge in people. Unless you're married, or living with them.
Then again....while shopping the other day, i asked this lady if she needed a hand getting that As she was reaching for an item on the top shelf.
She smiled and said, depends what's in your hand.
Guess i was more interested in finding my cereal, than a box lunch .
Ouch! [facepalm]
ChickNorris
04-17-2020, 09:14
I am still trying to figure out where all of the strippers are
Bowers?
You're welcome Mike
SideShow Bob
04-17-2020, 09:32
ETA - may be NSFW
I am still trying to figure out where all of the strippers are
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ
BPTactical
04-17-2020, 09:43
In other news SideShow Bob's hand is still hiding from him.......
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ
God Bless America! But do you get "dinner and a show"?
Great-Kazoo
04-17-2020, 10:14
God Bless America! But do you get "dinner and a show"?
No but it gives a new meaning to stocking your PANTry
Instead of Jews for Jesus you now get
Titties for TP
ChickNorris
04-17-2020, 10:16
Boober eats did make me laugh. Thanks.
beast556
04-17-2020, 10:30
Stripper delivery gives a whole new meaning to taco Tuesday
SideShow Bob
04-17-2020, 10:49
In other news SideShow Bob's hand is still hiding from him.......
Your hands can?t hide if you aren?t wearing pants............
ChickNorris
04-17-2020, 11:05
Your hands can?t hide if you aren?t wearing pants............
I've heard differently.
JohnnyDrama
04-17-2020, 12:16
Now that you've mentioned it, a couple flames from way back have seemed a lot more chatty. One quite open in her intentions....
This thread seems almost more like a "I just got laid suckas!" underhanded announcement. ;)
Great-Kazoo
04-17-2020, 12:56
This thread seems almost more like a "I just got laid suckas!" underhanded announcement. ;)
under hand, over hand who cares.
Know what the difference between pink and purple is.
grip
ETA - may be NSFW
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ
They should not be out in daylight.
Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
It's called "spring". Why do you think bunnies and eggs are associated with Easter?
Why do you think bunnies and eggs are associated with Easter?
Because Jesus?
Because Jesus?
Somebody give that man a chocolate cross.
buffalobo
04-17-2020, 14:53
under hand, over hand who cares.
Know what the difference between pink and purple is.
gripTwo hands for safety.
And grip.[emoji106]
They should not be out in daylight.
They?re people, not vampires. They won?t explode in sunlight.
What I do find funny about the strippers delivering food is you know some of them probably worked in the food service industry prior to realizing they could make more money stripping. Now they?ve come full circle and they?re back in the food industry. Funny how life works sometimes.
JohnnyDrama
04-17-2020, 20:42
ETA - may be NSFW
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQ
Enterprising people all over.
Think about what this must do to the femministas.
I have noticed they stopped throwing rocks and chasing me with a stick. So I'm killing it I guess.
Enterprising people all over.
Think about what this must do to the femministas.
No one is ordering from Femi eats.
I am still trying to figure out where all of the strippers are
Clothed until further notice...
Clothed until further notice...Winner
Sent from somewhere...
Clothed until further notice...
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! [LOL]
[ROFL1]
I missed that the first time.
Clothed until further notice...
Very clever, that guy.
Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
In my head, this is how a new episode of Married: With Children would start.
This kind of thing never happens to me, but after reading all of the great letters the rest of you have sent in, I thought I just had to share something that happened to me the other day...
[Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
04-18-2020, 14:25
This kind of thing never happens to me, but after reading all of the great letters the rest of you have sent in, I thought I just had to share something that happened to me the other day...
[Coffee]
you got a tracking # for parts you ordered last month ?
buckshotbarlow
04-18-2020, 14:53
They?re people, not vampires. They won?t explode in sunlight.
i might...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DopEzgBk4dA
Kind of ironically hilarious now. I especially like the WHO label. (this is ~5 years ago)
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