Knots

[JohnnyDrama]

How come a "two half hitches" isn't a hitch?

[Mtneer]

Depending on how you arrange them, the result could be a clove hitch or a girth hitch...or just two half hitches.

[ray1970]

Same reason two half cups doesn?t equal a whole cup I guess.

[GilpinGuy]

Why is the "improved" clinch knot weaker than a clinch knot?[Dunno]

[BPTactical]

Same reason two half cups doesn?t equal a whole cup I guess.

But do 2 "C" cups equal a full cup?

[GilpinGuy]

But do 2 "C" cups equal a full cup?

That equals two full hands.

[Gman]

2 "D" cups equals a motorboat.

[Ah Pook]

Skip the two half hitch and use a taught line hitch.

[TEAMRICO]

Same reason two half cups doesn?t equal a whole cup I guess.

But two girls with one cup........never mind.

[Great-Kazoo]

why is when a safe word is used, she can't figure out how to untie you.



Asking for a friend


Would that also be a half hitch, bitch
or a bitch of a hitch

[Great-Kazoo]

How come a "two half hitches" isn't a hitch?

knot understanding the dilemma

[JohnnyDrama]

Well, this took off in a direction I didn't see coming.

[JohnnyDrama]

Just for fun...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHgGK-tImY

Let's tie a trucker's hitch.

[TEAMRICO]

Well, this took off in a direction I didn't see coming.

We have been couped up to long.

[StagLefty]

I'm at the end of my rope, no room for a knot [ROFL2]

[BPTactical]

Just trying to stay abreast of things....

[ChickNorris]

A string goes into a bar & trys to order a drink from the barkeep...

[Gman]

And then what happened?

[theGinsue]

And then what happened?

Did you really let her rope you into asking that question?

[Gman]

Just playin' the straight man.

Didn't want to leave anyone hangin'.

[BPTactical]

I'm twining for the punchline....

[JohnnyDrama]

The gerbil runs out of the hole, around the tree, and back down the hole....

[Bailey Guns]

Afraid not...

[BladesNBarrels]

https://i.imgur.com/EJ1jpms.jpg

[Gman]

I'm nearing the end of my rope.

[BPTactical]

I wish I could go bowline........but everyplace is closed.

I guess I could go down to the sheet bend in the river and go fishing.

[ray1970]

I could hitch my horse to that wagon.

[BPTactical]

I could hitch my horse to that wagon.

But only half correct?

[Ah Pook]

I could go for a sheep shank.

[ChickNorris]

Bring flowers.

Wait whut?

[Ah Pook]

Don't forget:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/06/f3/b3/06f3b3a6f24c9ce156a04cbcae395bcd--slipknot-band-metal-bands.jpg

[Duman]

Thank you for the thread! I needed this....just to unwind.

[Irving]

Is there a way to work in a Ghost and Mr. Chicken reference?

[crays]

Is there a way to work in a Ghost and Mr. Chicken reference?There's some win right there.

But you can clean it off with some BonAmi.

Sent from somewhere...

[BPTactical]

Bring flowers.

Wait whut?

Hush yo mouth or you get the Monkey Fist!

[Ah Pook]

The classic Turk?s head.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Head_of_a_Turkish_man_wearing_a_turban%2C_facing_l eft%2C_reputed_Wellcome_V0029770.jpg

[ray1970]

If you guys think we?re just going to let this thread unravel, well I?m a frayed knot.

[FoxtArt]

Do we need to get the police involved?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Don_Knotts_Barney_Fife_1966.JPG/440px-Don_Knotts_Barney_Fife_1966.JPG

[Gman]

Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eef282bgeB8/Uz7fqUQ3cEI/AAAAAAAAANA/dqjStP0ibq8/s1600/AGS-Citizen's+Arrest.jpg

This reminds me of an amusement park themed after a berry farm...

[JohnnyDrama]

Citizens Arrest! Citizens Arrest!

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Eef282bgeB8/Uz7fqUQ3cEI/AAAAAAAAANA/dqjStP0ibq8/s1600/AGS-Citizen's+Arrest.jpg

This reminds me of an amusement park themed after a berry farm...

My Great-grandfather used to sell them chickens.

ETA: Now I want a chicken pot pie.

[buffalobo]

A good chicken pot pie would tie up the loose ends in this thread.

[BladesNBarrels]

unraveled thread?

[FoxtArt]

https://data.whicdn.com/images/106832853/original.jpg

[ChickNorris]

Don't remember where this image came from. Seems to work here.

[ray1970]

Amateur stuff. Everyone knows a legit noose has thirteen wraps.

[BPTactical]

Amateur stuff. Everyone knows a legit noose has thirteen wraps.

For the proper 1/4 turn to the left

[JohnnyDrama]

Don't remember where this image came from. Seems to work here.

Nice one, ChickNorris.

[Gman]

I've got knots in my muscles from staining the fence. Hope Charley keeps the equines away during the night.