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I gave up on these clowns a few years back for obvious reasons, I used to be a huge follower. Not anymore.
Anyway, I'm guessing that more than a few team names will be changed as the owners (OWNERS will also be changed) cower and succumb to the lunatic left agenda. Too sad.
I'd like to start with a suggestion for the new Washington Redskins name, The Washington Kneelers.
This could spawn off another thread on renaming certain Colorado landmarks, per Gov. Polis's geographic name change crap.
battlemidget
07-13-2020, 19:18
Should the Yankees change their name too?
Zundfolge
07-13-2020, 19:18
The solution is simple, eliminate team names altogether. Just refer to the teams by their cities (of course half of those will have to change) ... and then anyone that considers themselves a patriot should find some other past time.
kidicarus13
07-13-2020, 20:17
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jul/13/indians-braves-chiefs-us-sports-teams-name-changes-native-americans
Bailey Guns
07-13-2020, 20:20
I have zero use for any professional sports. None. If every single league folded tomorrow it wouldn't bother me one bit.
babarsac
07-13-2020, 20:58
I grew up a Redskins fan.
How about the Washington Possums because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Martinjmpr
07-13-2020, 21:32
Netflix was on this years ago with The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
The Washington Gun Takers. (https://www.desjaper.com/Shirt-Washington-Gun-takers-Unbreakable-Kimmy-Schmidt-p5520.html)
theGinsue
07-13-2020, 22:06
I have zero use for any professional sports. None. If every single league folded tomorrow it wouldn't bother me one bit.
Ditto x10
.455_Hunter
07-13-2020, 22:14
Poofs? Fluffs?
"Drafters"
They draft top prospects on NFL Draft, and they are usually a bust.
battlemidget
07-13-2020, 22:44
Maybe this will be the end of professional sports.
Military Helicopters are doomed.
Martinjmpr
07-13-2020, 22:54
Military Helicopters are doomed.
https://www.duffelblog.com/2016/05/citing-pressure-from-native-american-groups-pentagon-renames-apache-helicopters-haji-killers/
We want to ensure we do not offend marginalized groups of people with the names of our flying death machines,? said Defense Secretary Ashton Carter. ?We take special care to avoid microaggressions, as the Department of Defense is only in the business of macroaggressions.
Great-Kazoo
07-13-2020, 23:06
How about the Washington Wokeskins.
bunch of fuckin pussies. The players make millions and have the ovaries to complain NOW about the teams name. Same for every corp, pressuring them to change. You had no problem up til this blm bullshit, to do anything. FUCK ALL OF THEM
Howard Beale left the building a few weeks back. Who knows who's about to reappear, next
OtterbatHellcat
07-14-2020, 00:10
How about Republicrats.
All three teams continue to suck, and nobody notices any difference.
https://www.duffelblog.com/2016/05/citing-pressure-from-native-american-groups-pentagon-renames-apache-helicopters-haji-killers/
I follow, and I saw that one. LOL.
How about the Washington Wokeskins.
bunch of fuckin pussies. The players make millions and have the ovaries to complain NOW about the teams name. Same for every corp, pressuring them to change. You had no problem up til this blm bullshit, to do anything. FUCK ALL OF THEM
Howard Beale left the building a few weeks back. Who knows who's about to reappear, next
You misspelled foreskin.
Let's see how much of the offensive team gear ends up being auctioned off by all the woke. (I'll not hold my breath).
Bailey Guns
07-14-2020, 05:00
I'm curious... Do the people who think if we appease and coddle and grovel and change enough sports team names and tear down enough statues that eventually we'll get to a magical point where the anarchists and radical, leftist blacks and other triggered assholes are just, at some point, going to say, "Oh, perfect. That's good. You've done enough. We're over it now."?
It's just ridiculous. It's like they're trying to get to a point where no one (and by "no one", I mean those on the left) will be offended by any word, action, symbol, hand gesture, color or anything else. I can't imagine how stupid you need to be to think that way.
I?d go with the name Crackers.
Fairly certain anything aimed at insulting white people because of the color of their skin can?t be considered racist or politically incorrect.
Or maybe Honkeys.
StagLefty
07-14-2020, 07:40
I grew up a Redskins fan.
How about the Washington Possums because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Oh great, now the Possums are all riled up [Sarcasm2]
The Kneeling Banana Faggots.
The Black Lives Mutherfuckers
I dont think Braves and Seminoles will be changed.
I dont think Braves and Seminoles will be changed.
None of these teams should change their names.
All of these names are there to honor history. Many times in history the victor would honor the loser for a battle well fought. The Vice President used to be the guy from the other party that lost the vote for the presidency.
I have zero use for any professional sports. None. If every single league folded tomorrow it wouldn't bother me one bit.
Don't say that! I wouldn't find 95% discounted clearance cakes from Kroger after what I assume are big games...
I am glad that the pro sports has fallen out of cultural peer pressure in the last 20 years or so. E.g. Everyone used to have a chip on their shoulder / common theme about watching the superbowl, Now ironically everyone has a chip on their shoulder about not watching the superbowl and acts like they're a special minority that isn't glued to a TV [they may not realize the worlds turned almost ten thousand times since the 90s]...
People giving a shit about pro sports are long since a minority. That said, I do respect other cultures/interests - not talking about all this racial crap, just the fact that I know a lot of people do care deeply about "the game" and I like them to be able to continue doing what they do while I keep doing what I do, ofc I know we're all on the same page there.
Next up.
Change the name of MSU Spartans organized by Roman and Persians.
BPTactical
07-14-2020, 12:17
If I was an owner of a sports franchise that had a "controversial" name/nickname I would fold it before being a bitch and cowtowing to a bunch of Marxist, PC "Karens" and change the name.
Zundfolge
07-14-2020, 13:34
If I was an owner of a sports franchise that had a "controversial" name/nickname I would fold it before being a bitch and cowtowing to a bunch of Marxist, PC "Karens" and change the name.
They generally don't have that option. They are after all still franchises and as such the owners are beholden to corporate policy. So if you wanted to fold your team you'd be forced by the franchise agreement to sell it to someone who would just follow the dumb policy.
The problems with the NFL start at the top, not with the kneeling idiots on the sidelines.
Actually, now is the time to unload a team if you owned one because I suspect in the next year or two the NFL is going to lose significant value.
Don't blame it on Dan Snyder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Snyder). People have been protesting and lobbying against this Washington Redskins since about 15+ years ?
I remember about 5years ago, Franchisee Dan even got Native Americans Backing the Washington Redskins name?
ALthought Dan Snyder is an idiot, I seriously do not blame him for changing the name. 20 years of this protest headache.
Imagine 1000s of people comes upto you for 20 years and keep telling you to change your name to "Dick" or "Gaylord" [LOL]
FROM WIKI
Native American opinion in support of Redskins name
See also: Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation
Three Virginia Indian leaders said in 2013 that they are not offended by the name Redskins but are more concerned about other issues such as the lack of Federal recognition for any Virginia tribe.[b][170] Robert "Two Eagles" Green, retired chief of the Fredericksburg area Patawomeck Tribe, stated on a radio talk show he would be offended if the team changed its name.[171] In an article in The American Spectator, the current chief of the Patawomeck Tribe, John Lightner, said that while he was not offended by the current name, he would support changing the team to the Washington Potomacs.[172]
On November 25, 2013, as part of the NFL's "Salute to Service" month and Native American Heritage month, the Washington Redskins recognized four members of the Navajo Code Talkers Association briefly during a commercial break. One of them, Roy Hawthorne, has stated, "My opinion is that's a name that not only the team should keep, but that's a name that's American."[173][174] This action was criticized by Amanda Blackhorse, also Navajo,[175] and described as a publicity stunt.[176] In April 2014, Navajo Nation Council voted in favor of a statement opposing the name of the Washington team, as well as other disparaging references to American Indians by other professional sports franchises.[107] Later that year, members of the Navajo and Zuni Tribes and students from the Red Mesa Redskins High School attended a Redskins vs. Cardinals game as guests of the Washington team.[177]
In 2014 the Redskins released a two-minute video on YouTube entitled "Redskins is a Powerful Name" in which several Native Americans express their support for the team. Of the fourteen individuals, five are members of the Chippewa Cree tribe on the Rocky Boy Indian Reservation in Montana and are associated with the Team Redskins Rodeo club. Two are Mike Wetzel and Don Wetzel, Jr. (Blackfeet), descendants of the logo designer, and the six others are members of various tribes and state that they are fans of the team and find nothing wrong with the name, or think it is positive.[178][179][180] One of the individuals in the video is Mark One Wolf, who was reported as being born Mark E. Yancey in Washington, D.C., of African-American and Japanese descent.[181]
Washington Foreskins
San Francisco Packers
Minnesota Tundra
Detroit Pussycats
Oakland Reapers
Tampa Bay Boutonnieres
BladesNBarrels
07-14-2020, 16:47
I think the Washington Pie Rats reflect the culture of the inhabitants
https://i.imgur.com/mipDSqU.jpg
I'm curious... Do the people who think if we appease and coddle and grovel and change enough sports team names and tear down enough statues that eventually we'll get to a magical point where the anarchists and radical, leftist blacks and other triggered assholes are just, at some point, going to say, "Oh, perfect. That's good. You've done enough. We're over it now."?
It's just ridiculous. It's like they're trying to get to a point where no one (and by "no one", I mean those on the left) will be offended by any word, action, symbol, hand gesture, color or anything else. I can't imagine how stupid you need to be to think that way.
It worked with guns.
Washington Foreskins
San Francisco FudgePackers
Minnesota Tundra
Detroit Pussycats
Oakland Reapers
Tampa Bay Boutonnieres
FIFY,
Sorry, Packers is already taken.
Bailey Guns
07-14-2020, 18:31
It worked with guns.
I disagree. Mostly because the left has never said, "OK...that's enough gun control." And, for the most part, the left hasn't been all that successful in implementing their gun control agenda. I'm talking in an overall sense...not in specific locations. Legislatively I'll take our record over theirs for the last 20 years. I think all things considered and with the massive, unending assaults they've put forth, the pro gun side hasn't done too badly.
Heard a funny one from Rush Limbaugh yesterday. Name them the Washington Orange Skins and make the logo a picture of Trump.
I quit watching when those spoiled babies were kneeling during the anthem. If they don't have respect for the country that gave them the opportunity to play a game for tons of money, then I don't have respect for them. They can go and get real jobs.
Bailey Guns
07-14-2020, 18:35
They can go and get real jobs.
Well, maybe not Kaepernick...
I disagree. Mostly because the left has never said, "OK...that's enough gun control." And, for the most part, the left hasn't been all that successful in implementing their gun control agenda. I'm talking in an overall sense...not in specific locations. Legislatively I'll take our record over theirs for the last 20 years. I think all things considered and with the massive, unending assaults they've put forth, the pro gun side hasn't done too badly.
Apparently I still need to apply judicious use of the sarcasm smilie.
Point being, they have not and will never give up.
Bailey Guns
07-14-2020, 21:20
[facepalm]
No...I just need to be a little more perceptive.
Great-Kazoo
07-14-2020, 22:27
[facepalm]
No...I just need to be a little more perceptive.
You're on okie time now, why bother ;)
OtterbatHellcat
07-14-2020, 22:46
The Kneeling Banana Faggots.
The Black Lives Mutherfuckers
I appreciated Baileys post #18....
But Roberths comment here made me belly laugh pretty good. :)
https://www.newsweek.com/navajo-nation-president-offers-washington-nfl-team-redskins-replacement-1518146?amp=1
68Charger
07-16-2020, 09:14
https://www.newsweek.com/navajo-nation-president-offers-washington-nfl-team-redskins-replacement-1518146?amp=1
Then the next generation of leftoids will protest, because it's rooted in war... and they'll be back where they started.
I'm in the IDGAF crowd... call them the nose pickers, or jesters, or the "False Idols", or the screaming hypocrites.
If they all went bankrupt, I wouldn't even notice (Unless they got a bailout)
He should rename the team the Washington Trumps just too watch the libtards meltdown.
JohnnyDrama
07-16-2020, 10:20
For some reason the expression "Bread and circuses" came to mind. The continuation of pro sports despite closures and social distancing and stimulus checks. What are we being distracted from?
Then the next generation of leftoids will protest, because it's rooted in war... and they'll be back where they started.
I'm in the IDGAF crowd... call them the nose pickers, or jesters, or the "False Idols", or the screaming hypocrites.
If they all went bankrupt, I wouldn't even notice (Unless they got a bailout)
Tribe leaders in the past was supportive of the name.
Now they have to change the name to something like RedLobsters or RedLibsters.
Now if the name Red Lobsters will bring endorsement $$$ from Darden Restaurants...... [LOL]
BladesNBarrels
07-16-2020, 15:31
To avoid offending people who care, use a name that no one cares if you use
Team Ten
.455_Hunter
07-16-2020, 17:12
I am a mutt with blood ranging from Scandinavia to Mongolia. Should I be offended if a team uses the term "Mutts"?
Aloha_Shooter
07-17-2020, 11:47
The 'Skins haven't had a good season since Mark Rypien priced himself out of the QB position. They should just go ahead and rename themselves to the Washington Billaries and be done with it.
I stopped following professional sports after I got back from Korea. The NFL became Nincompoops, Felons, and Losers where guys threatening their own teammates were protected while the league made up reasons to get rid of guys who acted according to their religious beliefs. Cities were held hostage by professional teams (not just in football) to get new stadiums, tax write-offs, etc. then saw those teams leave anyway. Eff them all.
Right now, name changing PC name is least of concern.
People inside the redskins might get fired or resign from this new bombshells accusations.
[Pop]
Right now, name changing PC name is least of concern.
People inside the redskins might get fired or resign from this new bombshells accusations.
[Pop]
From what I understand, the firings already happened. The 'skins news has made the MSM suddenly forget the HR issues going on within the NY Times.
From what I understand, the firings already happened. The 'skins news has made the MSM suddenly forget the HR issues going on within the NY Times.
Sorry I made it sound like new news. Read it around 2pm and posted 10 hours later. LOL.
Some knew something was brewing when minority share owners wanted out and cash their shares , which made the news before the name change news.
No apology necessary. I was just sharing what I've heard/read about it. This is a collaborative effort. ;-)
An article from today:
Washington owner Dan Snyder responds to allegations of sexual harassment: 'No place in our franchise or society' (https://www.foxnews.com/sports/washington-owner-dan-snyder-sexual-harassment)
Snyder hired a local law firm to review the team’s culture and conduct, which he said will allow the team to implement new policies and procedures.
“Beth Wilkinson and her firm are empowered to do a full, unbiased investigation and make any and all requisite recommendations,” his statement read. “Upon completion of her work, we will institute new policies and procedures and strengthen our human resources infrastructure to not only avoid these issues in the future but most importantly create a team culture that is respectful and inclusive of all.”
When I was a kid we played 'shirts' vs. 'skins'. It seemed easier back in the day.....
When I was a kid we played 'shirts' vs. 'skins'. It seemed easier back in the day.....
I guess we didn't realize how bad we were discriminating against the other kids without skin.
In the late 1890's, the University of Nebraska nick-named their football team the BUGEATERS, after the Bull Bat (winged rat) that ate bugs. I am offended by this name despite it being un-used for over a hundred years and demand some kind of justice and reparation. Also, a bunch of old bats have claimed the team coaches suggested they wear tiny short dresses when they flew around the field but that's another story.
Bat Lives Matter.
StagLefty
07-17-2020, 19:18
When I was a kid we played 'shirts' vs. 'skins'. It seemed easier back in the day.....
Ahhh the old Epidermis League !!!! [ROFL2]
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