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You can't fix stupid, but you can thin the gene pool.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8627533/Member-pointing-guns-penis-Facebook-group-shot-himself.html?fbclid=IwAR328awcbHowCvHDvbTzL-5SERKzbX22l7MQFOwv4mq5-OnX7n8c-VWkEb8 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8627533/Member-pointing-guns-penis-Facebook-group-shot-himself.html?fbclid=IwAR328awcbHowCvHDvbTzL-5SERKzbX22l7MQFOwv4mq5-OnX7n8c-VWkEb8)
Disturbing moment member of Facebook group dedicated to pointing loaded guns at one?s genitalia accidentally shoots himself in the testicles
buffalobo
08-19-2020, 13:17
Some people only exist to serve as a good example of a bad example.
Stupid fuk.
Bailey Guns
08-19-2020, 13:24
You know what? I think it's fantastic. Without idiots like this who do stupid shit intentionally, I wouldn't laugh nearly as much as I'm able to. I know he didn't intentionally shoot himself, but he did intentionally point a loaded gun at himself. And it wasn't thru ignorance of safety rules. He did it just to irritate people who follow established safety rules. So good for him. Thank you for giving me something to laugh at. Stupid people can be really entertaining.
I just hope he tries it again with the same results. It was funny the first time. It would be absolutely hysterical a second time.
The look on the cat's face, though... [ROFL3]
Even his cat knows this is a bad idea.
Hmm, the cat is a bit smarter than it's human.
<insert rude comment or thank you for not reproducing>
Little Dutch
08-19-2020, 14:21
Do you think calling him "her" was intentional here? Because that was about the funniest thing in the article...
The comment was accompanied by a photo showing the man's exposed legs with a towel pressed in between them, drops of blood on the floor and a crumpled copy of the US Constitution.
'I'm not kidding. I just shot myself,' the gun enthusiast continued her narration. 'God's caliber went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring and floor.'
I'm not getting on 4chan at work to check, but I have to wonder if /b/, /pol/, or /k/ set up this facebook group as a goof to see if people were dumb enough to do it...
Some people only exist to serve as a good example of a bad example.
Stupid fuk.
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Bailey Guns
08-19-2020, 14:25
Do you calling him her was intentional here? Because that was about the funniest thing in the article...
I saw that. I kinda think that was intentional. I hope so.
BladesNBarrels
08-19-2020, 16:52
Other members of Facebook group named the San Diego man an admin and honored him as 'king'
I was wondering what you needed to do to become an admin
[Coffee]
Hopefully s/he's now impotent....
ChickNorris
08-19-2020, 17:50
Edit: only picture in the article featuring a cat.
[ROFL1]
Thanks for posting, this is the only thing that made me laugh today. I hope his cat is looking for a new home because even from the picture it knows its owner is a moron.
All hail king no nuts [rockon][ROFL1]
Bailey Guns
08-19-2020, 18:13
I think the cat's from another moron in that group. The story said the guy had a 1911. Cat boi obviously doesn't have a 1911. Maybe I read that wrong.
I just don't know what to say... [facepalm]
At least he/she won't be reproducing.
The look on the cat's face is priceless.
Other members of Facebook group named the San Diego man an admin and honored him as 'king'
I was wondering what you needed to do to become an admin
[Coffee]
You saying admin/mods have no balls?
Might be true on anti gun FB group[Coffee]
Edit: only picture in the article featuring a cat.
And the cat is thinking, "Are you out of your freaking mind! I don't have opposable thumbs. How am I supposed to open my food cans after you shoot yourself!"
Good thing it was with a wimpy 9mm and not with a .45 1911. He'd have blown his whole leg off and probably taken out half the block.
/sarc
Martinjmpr
08-20-2020, 10:53
Facebook group dedicated to pointing loaded guns at one's genitalia
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