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Gman
08-23-2020, 11:13
Brilliant Trump Puts Himself On All Postage Stamps, Forcing Democrats To Push For Abolishing USPS (https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-puts-himself-on-all-postage-stamps-forcing-democrats-to-abolish-the-usps)
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WASHINGTON, D.C.- Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
roberth
08-23-2020, 11:29
LOL
Zundfolge
08-23-2020, 12:51
God I love the Babylon Bee.
Bailey Guns
08-23-2020, 15:57
Still laughing...
BladesNBarrels
08-23-2020, 16:25
The Trump Stamp replaces The Tramp Stamp?
JohnnyDrama
08-23-2020, 16:50
The Trump Stamp replaces The Tramp Stamp?

I had a girlfriend who replaced the tramp stamp.

A tattoo that stretched from tailbone to the nape of her neck and across her shoulders. Turns out having more ink done was less expensive and less painful than removal.
MrPrena
08-23-2020, 17:53
Either we like it or not, I think president has the rights to be on a face of a stamp. I believe (i might be wrong) Carter and W* is only modern president who was not on a USPS stamp.

*I think George W Bush has about 4 appearance on a foreign postage stamp.
Jer
08-23-2020, 18:23
If the front of the stamp is his face, you know what anti-Trump people who need to send letters are licking...
brutal
08-23-2020, 18:28
If the front of the stamp is his face, you know what anti-Trump people who need to send letters are licking...

[ROFL1]
TresMonos
08-23-2020, 19:40
Either we like it or not, I think president has the rights to be on a face of a stamp. I believe (i might be wrong) Carter and W* is only modern president who was not on a USPS stamp.

If the front of the stamp is his face, you know what anti-Trump people who need to send letters are licking...
I heard the Obama stamp tastes like Michelle's penis.....never seen an actual Obama stamp though.
MrPrena
08-28-2020, 16:01
This reminds me of $3 Bill Clinton bill.
[LOL]
Sawin
08-28-2020, 17:11
This reminds me of $3 Bill Clinton bill.
[LOL]

I thought those had our Governor on them, no?
TFOGGER
08-28-2020, 17:43
Now all Trump needs to do is endorse oxygen...
MrPrena
08-28-2020, 17:45
I thought those had our Governor on them, no?

Probably most recent ones. 90s popular $3 bill is clintons.

I remember he was smoking pot, but this might be dubbed version.
(28years ago memory is fading)
https://images.app.goo.gl/NZQbZTswbWqqDPWP6
Gman
08-28-2020, 19:54
Now all Trump needs to do is endorse oxygen...

That would be...YUGE!!!
jreifsch80
08-28-2020, 20:30
I have one of those $3 clinton joke bills somewhere on the back theres a picture of the white house withna forsale sign on the lawn lol