Nice joy ride

[Mtneer]

So how hard is it to hot wire a Humvee or did somebody leave the keys in the ignition?

https://www.denverpost.com/2021/05/29/national-guard-humvee-stolen-low-speed-chase/

[Scanker19]

There’s not keys other than for the lock that is literally chained to the steering wheel. Pretty easy to steal. The ignition is a switch.

[rondog]

Well, I'm sure HE felt like the Daily Dumbass......

[TEAMRICO]

The keys? You just tell a private to go to the Motor Sergeant and ask him for the keys to the Hummer. Oh and have him get a plastic trash bag so he can get an exhaust sample for the PMCS.....

[Sawin]

The keys? You just tell a private to go to the Motor Sergeant and ask him for the keys to the Hummer. Oh and have him get a plastic trash bag so he can get an exhaust sample for the PMCS.....

Hahaha is that like telling your kids to go into the auto parts store and ask for Fallopian tubes and blinker fluid?

[def90]

86389

[Doc45]

Don’t forget a box of grid squares and a left handed wrench

[Martinjmpr]

Don’t forget a box of grid squares and a left handed wrench

While you're there, stop by the 1SG's office and tell him you are looking for the PRC E-8.

[Martinjmpr]

And don't forget to get an M-203 blank adapter and the keys to Area J. ;)

[TEAMRICO]

I had a private go ask for TRACER BLANKS for the Ma Duece when they were issuing blank ammo for an FTX.....hilarity ensued.
They are for when you are firing and want to see where the blanks are hitting.

[hollohas]

Don't forget the 710 cap.