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Bailey Guns
07-26-2021, 18:58
Sad story, but at least there was a happy ending:

Suspected Texas gunman beaten to death with brick after opening fire at party, police say



A gunman (https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/crime) who killed one person and shot at least two others following an argument at a party in Fort Worth, Texas (https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/us-regions/southwest/texas) was beaten to death with a brick, authorities said Monday.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/suspected-texas-gunman-beaten-death-brick

Guess we can't make jokes about bringing a brick to a gunfight... Don't bring a gun to a brick fight?
Irving
07-26-2021, 19:07
So he was killed with a... what's that blow back gun everyone hates, but secretly owns?
TEAMRICO
07-26-2021, 19:51
All I could think about was that song by The Commodores, “Brick House”.
Zundfolge
07-26-2021, 20:43
So he was killed with a... what's that blow back gun everyone hates, but secretly owns?

A Hi-point?
Bailey Guns
07-26-2021, 21:17
There's concrete evidence it was self-defense...
Irving
07-26-2021, 21:35
A Hi-point?
Yes!


There's concrete evidence it was self-defense...

100 points.
bellavite1
07-26-2021, 22:09
A Hi-point?

Ha ha!
He said Hi Point! [ROFL1]
BPTactical
07-27-2021, 11:14
Surprised they didnt retaliate with a mortar.









[Muaha]
OldFogey
07-27-2021, 11:52
Surprised they didnt retaliate with a mortar.









[Muaha]

Or at least SOME mortar...
JoeRoss
07-27-2021, 12:42
Yup, happy ending.
BushMasterBoy
07-27-2021, 13:12
They could have stopped him with a 2X4, but due to the price of lumber none was to be found.
BPTactical
07-27-2021, 20:00
Well I guess it will save the taxpayers a trowel by jury….
OldFogey
07-27-2021, 20:54
Well I guess it will save the taxpayers a trowel by jury….

[ROFL1]
Irving
07-27-2021, 21:07
They could have stopped him with a 2X4, but due to the price of lumber none was to be found.

They didn't hit him in the lower back.
theGinsue
07-27-2021, 22:01
Okay, okay, knock it out off with the puns. They're so bad it's like getting hit in the face with a brick.

Oh... did I?... Shoot. Nevermind.

I still prefer using an unopened can of Twisted Tea to clock someone with.
Great-Kazoo
07-27-2021, 23:00
Okay, okay, knock it out off with the puns. They're so bad it's like getting hit in the face with a brick.

Oh... did I?... Shoot. Nevermind.

I still prefer using an unopened can of Twisted Tea to clock someone with.

be careful, or you might end up wearing cement shoes.