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DD977GM2
12-14-2009, 21:27
They all match their index or pinky finger as far as solid fit.[ROFL3][LOL][ROFL2]
Zundfolge
12-14-2009, 21:36
More proof of the brilliance of God's design.
Troublco
12-14-2009, 21:41
I don't recall looking...or checking. Wait! This sounds like a candidate for a government-funded scientific research project. You could create your own little empire, collect worthless empirical data and occasionally come up with conclusions that are absolute BS, but as long as you can make it look scientific they'll keep funding you. Oh, wait, we've already done that on a larger scale.

It's the EPA...
DD977GM2
12-14-2009, 22:10
[ROFL1][ROFL2][LOL][ROFL3]
I don't recall looking...or checking. Wait! This sounds like a candidate for a government-funded scientific research project. You could create your own little empire, collect worthless empirical data and occasionally come up with conclusions that are absolute BS, but as long as you can make it look scientific they'll keep funding you. Oh, wait, we've already done that on a larger scale.

It's the EPA...
Batteriesnare
12-14-2009, 22:16
It's the EPA...

The Epic Phuck-up Association??
[ROFL1]
USMC88-93
12-14-2009, 22:19
I don't recall looking...or checking. Wait! This sounds like a candidate for a government-funded scientific research project. You could create your own little empire, collect worthless empirical data and occasionally come up with conclusions that are absolute BS, but as long as you can make it look scientific they'll keep funding you. Oh, wait, we've already done that on a larger scale.

It's the EPA...

I intend to steal this and claim it as my own on another website. Nose picking empirical data for the win.
sniper7
12-14-2009, 22:19
They all match their index or pinky finger as far as solid fit.[ROFL3][LOL][ROFL2]


I am amazed to watch people dig for gold in their cars. I always seem to pull up next to people diggin deep. they get really embarrased and roll forward when I notice so of course I roll forward and laugh at them[ROFL1]
theGinsue
12-14-2009, 22:27
What do you call a nose picking mortician?

A grave digger!
DD977GM2
12-14-2009, 22:28
I too am amazed at how many people dig away. I must see 2-5 a day if I am driving a lot through town. Simple amazes me why they dont just blow their noses. Oh well, to each their own. [Coffee]


I am amazed to watch people dig for gold in their cars. I always seem to pull up next to people diggin deep. they get really embarrased and roll forward when I notice so of course I roll forward and laugh at them[ROFL1]
GreenScoutII
12-14-2009, 22:29
The Epic Phuck-up Association??
[ROFL1]

Dude, its the Epic Phuk-up Administration. Just to clarify...
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theGinsue
12-14-2009, 22:57
I'm blowing mine all of the time - allergies.. I go through about 1/2 dozen paper shop towels in my car each week (yes, I use them more than once).

As far as seeing other drivers pickin' & grinning', when I catch them at the lights, I like to stare at them with an exagerated look of interest and astonishment. Sometimes I'll even throw in licking my lips. When that light turns green, they practically burn rubber trying to get away from me.
Troublco
12-14-2009, 23:03
As far as seeing other drivers pickin' & grinning', when I catch them at the lights, I like to stare at them with an exagerated look of interest and astonishment. Sometimes I'll even throw in licking my lips. When that light turns green, they practically burn rubber trying to get away from me.

You're cruel. Creatively so.


I like it......
earplug
12-14-2009, 23:14
Since I retired from the US Army I don't like to travel on roads that might be dangerous while picking my nose.
I have bought automobiles with 15 inch wheels to limit my risk.
I can pick my nose with the best of them now.
Marlin
12-15-2009, 05:13
Did you ever think that some of us are exposed to an overabundance of dust during the day. It cements to the inside so hard that it just doesn't "blow out"...
sniper7
12-15-2009, 09:29
Recent bill proposed by Senator Mark Udall to create a ban on nose picking while driving.
Drivers who violate this proposed law could face a minimum of 1 year in jail, $100,000 fine with a maximum of 10 years and everything you and your family owns.
Write Mark Udall, and include a freshly picked buger in your letter.















































[Coffee] [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Irving
12-15-2009, 11:31
I'll dig in my nose while driving and let people look. There is just some stuff that you can't blow out.
Ranger353
12-15-2009, 12:07
...Write Mark Udall, and include a freshly picked buger in your letter.

Nice...

That'll get his attention, nothing else seems to work.
opie011
12-15-2009, 14:58
I'm guilty of picking and driving. Really no one can make me feel uncomfortable, if they try I just return the favor and they're usually the one trying to drive away fast[Tooth]
rl45acp
12-15-2009, 17:39
If I notice someone noticing me using my bugger stick, I make sure to jam my finger up there a little deeper while starinig right back at them. I have got some great reactions from that one.
earplug
12-15-2009, 18:39
Was out fishing today and needed a attachment for my gloves to pick my nose.
Is this marketable as a healthcare or outdoors product? Could also use it to text while motorcycling.