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BushMasterBoy
12-04-2021, 14:09
You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.


Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/bomb-squad-called-to-er-after-a-patient-turned-up-with-a-wwii-artillery-shell-lodged-in-his-rectum-police-say/ar-AARskXe?ocid=winp1taskbar)
Ah Pook
12-04-2021, 15:24
You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.


Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/bomb-squad-called-to-er-after-a-patient-turned-up-with-a-wwii-artillery-shell-lodged-in-his-rectum-police-say/ar-AARskXe?ocid=winp1taskbar)
Talk about explosive shiats.
BPTactical
12-04-2021, 15:54
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."

The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.

1- no but the “patient” sure is.
2- Baldwin Syndrome.
FoxtArt
12-04-2021, 17:26
Maybe a 6 pounder, 57mm? Since it is reported as British I can't think of anything that is 2". Unless he was pak'ing german AT up his ass.
(50mm is pretty close).

Then again, I'm not sure why I care precisely what he was using as a dildo. Why they don't come up with more amusing explanations IDK. "I thought I had anal parasites and I was gunna clear em out, but the damn things a dud!"
brutal
12-04-2021, 17:45
Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?
electronman1729
12-04-2021, 17:46
Hear thT excuse all the time but with champagne bottles.
Ah Pook
12-04-2021, 19:04
Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?

Not a Seinfeld fan but...[LOL][Beer]
Zundfolge
12-04-2021, 19:08
My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.
Ah Pook
12-04-2021, 19:22
88605
Duman
12-04-2021, 20:40
My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.

(background music) "Y - M - C - A"
KevDen2005
12-04-2021, 22:03
Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em.
BPTactical
12-05-2021, 09:00
(background music) "Y - M - C - A"

Wrong song.

https://youtu.be/usQ5_u7myic
wctriumph
12-06-2021, 01:41
I read this to my wife and we both had a good laugh.

Then she asked the question that was on my mind:

WTF is wrong with people these days??