Trees are now racist...

[.455_Hunter]

Minority neighborhoods in Denver have fewer trees, making them hotter. Most new trees planted since 2020 also have gone to predominantly white neighborhoods, 9Wants to Know found.


https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/next/next-with-kyle-clark/minority-neighborhoods-denver-fewer-trees/73-e5237b3b-8920-4c14-a90d-50567b603290

Good to know that this is a key point of concern with all of the other crap going on. [facepalm]

I guess taking the initiative to plant trees in your neighborhood is now racist.

[Scanker19]

Trees have always been racists.
Black walnut anybody. Hell even in New Mexico we have the Breakfast taco Pine….

[BPTactical]

I cannot even begin to comprehend the thought process it took to consider this subject “a thing” in the first place let alone define it as “newsworthy”.


Y’all know that asteroid they are always talking about that will destroy humanity?
Either it is not needed because humanity is already destroyed or it can’t get here soon enough.
You decide.

[JohnnyDrama]

Asteroids are racist. Here's a short list of some of the named ones. Sure, there are lots of Greek and Roman names, but is anybody else represented?


Ceres Eugenia Pallas
Vesta Juno Hermione
Cybele Lachesis Aletheia
Fortuna Bamberga Eunomia
Patientia Hygiea Amphitrite
Hektor Bertha Nemesis
Europa Palma Themis
Freia Alauda Davida
Interamnia Elektra Doris
Camilla Metis Herculina
Daphne Aurora Psyche
Iris Chariklo Euphrosyne
Kalliope Diotima Egeria

[fitz19d]

Tree's are bigoted towards me. I show up and they start dying.

New house has a couple getting the tight curly fucked up leaves from some disease and the evergreens have bag worms. But at least the young apple tree has a proud triumphant single apple amongst this 100 degree month.

[TEAMRICO]

I don’t trust trees. They look shady.

[BladesNBarrels]

Tree's are bigoted towards me. I show up and they start dying.

New house has a couple getting the tight curly fucked up leaves from some disease and the evergreens have bag worms. But at least the young apple tree has a proud triumphant single apple amongst this 100 degree month.

Yep,
Too much water
Not enough water
Too much clay
Too much sand
Too hot
Too cold

[SideShow Bob]

My trees must be WOKE, the two in front died in protest of my racist whiteness, and the two in back have taken a knee & half way died……

[Gman]

Have you tried White Pine, White Ash, White Maple, White Poplar, or White Oak?

[FoxtArt]

Poor people are more likely to live next to other poor people, and not in the middle of the fucking Hamptons.

That's racist.

But homeless people are changing that. Now, there's far more poor people in the nice parks near nice homes with all the trees, shaving in the bathroom and dropping a shit in the urinals, than there is poor people living in homes.

EQUALITY AT LAST.

*obviously, this is sarcastic. I hate all people, equally*

*Commies and transients aren't people*

[Ah Pook]

I can see this branching off topic quickly.

[BPTactical]

I can see this branching off topic quickly.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here but leave it alone bud....

[Ah Pook]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here but leave it alone bud....
So, you're going just leaf that here?

[FoxtArt]

You guys are all bark and no bite.

[eddiememphis]

Wood you please stop!

[theGinsue]

Maybe I'm just sap, but I think I see the root of the problem here.

[BPTactical]

So, you're going just leaf that here?

No, look back at my post- I already “leave” it there.

You fail.

[FoxtArt]

No, look back at my post- I already “leave” it there.

You fail.

Looks like they ran you against the grain.

[eddiememphis]

Trying to think of more tree puns but I'm stumped.

[BPTactical]

Trying to think of more tree puns but I'm stumped.

Your just pining for attention.

And I really don’t care about your ‘pinion on the matter….

[UncleDave]

Y’all are a pain in the aspen!

[hollohas]

It wasn't too long ago that we were being told certain minorities were afraid for trees...because they bring up visuals of lynchings....

Dems really are racist. I'm surprised any minority can support people who continually claim minorities are basically unable to cope with life.

[SideShow Bob]

We must find the ROOT of the problem and nip it in the bud…….

[zteknik]

And the answer is blowing in the wind. [emoji445]

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[BPTactical]

I'm board

[UncleDave]

This thread keeps lumbering on!

[BPTactical]

We should probably spruce up the place a bit then...

[Gman]

I'm knot amused.

[eddiememphis]

Your just pining for attention.

And I really don?t care about your ?pinion on the matter?.

Kiss my ash

[BPTactical]

Kiss my ash

Bite my bole

[sellersm]

All bark & no bite.


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[BPTactical]

All bark & no bite.


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Uhhmm yeah, your a real splinter off of the log- that's been used a bit already.

Bush league.

[theGinsue]

I asked some folks at work about all of these odd posts. Deciduous just here to post puns. Wood any of you care to explain why you're all pining away at doing this? I'm not clear on why this thread is tree'ded differently.


I know, those were horrible. I must be a bad seed.

[BPTactical]

I asked some folks at work about all of these odd posts. Deciduous just here to post puns. Wood any of you care to explain why you're all pining away at doing this? I'm not clear on why this thread is tree'ded differently.


I know, those were horrible. I must be a bad seed.



https://youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c

[Great-Kazoo]

I feel like this thread is withering on the vine

[BPTactical]

I feel like this thread is withering on the vine

No, just ran into Thomas’ snag- I’m sure he thought he could stump us.

[eddiememphis]

I asked some folks at work about all of these odd posts. Deciduous just here to post puns. Wood any of you care to explain why you're all pining away at doing this? I'm not clear on why this thread is tree'ded differently.


I know, those were horrible. I must be a bad seed.

You're a peach

[eddiememphis]

No, just ran into Thomas’ snag- I’m sure he thought he could stump us.

You're out. Stump has already been used.

[SideShow Bob]

Life is a Beech, when you have wood but not a pussy willow in sight so that you can nail it.

[BPTactical]

You're out. Stump has already been used.

I will just log out and log back in…

[sellersm]

Uhhmm yeah, your a real splinter off of the log- that's been used a bit already.

Bush league.

Guess I have to branch out into new ventures. I?ll just leave it to the elders of Valinor.


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[brutal]

Anybody got a chainsaw I can borrow?

[buffalobo]

Chop this thread down?

[brutal]

Do a Texas burn?

[Gman]

Just let it rot.

[SideShow Bob]

All the area governments need to have an A-Cord to stop this Punky situation.

[eddiememphis]

Dead thread. What a releaf.

[BushMasterBoy]

She is so mean she would rip the nuts off a tree.

[SideShow Bob]

Dead thread. What a releaf.

Want to hedge your bet on that ?

[sellersm]

We really should get to the root of this issue!


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[UncleDave]

Maybe we just need to spruce the tread up.

[eddiememphis]

Want to hedge your bet on that ?


We really should get to the root of this issue!




Maybe we just need to spruce the tread up.

I hate all tree of yew.