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SideShow Bob
08-01-2022, 20:59
A man shoots a woman in the neck, bullet exits her and severed his federal artery killing him.

She must have been “resting” her head in his lap at the time of the shooting…. She must have had snaggle teeth…

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article264021236.html
buffalobo
08-02-2022, 05:25
Good thing Darwin was on duty at the time.
TEAMRICO
08-02-2022, 10:49
Was it a 9mm or .45ACP?

Which one could do that!?





Let the argument begin………
ray1970
08-02-2022, 11:07
A man shoots a woman in the neck, bullet exits her and severed his federal artery killing him.


Luckily for me if I ever find myself in that situation I?ll be fine. Fairly certain I don?t even have a federal artery.
BushMasterBoy
08-02-2022, 11:14
In Florida an alligator would have consumed both bodies.
BPTactical
08-02-2022, 12:00
Was it a 9mm or .45ACP?

Which one could do that!?





Let the argument begin………



10mm is the only mm capable of the double killshot!
RblDiver
08-02-2022, 15:03
Was it a 9mm or .45ACP?

Which one could do that!?





Let the argument begin………

Luckily not an AR-15 or she'd have been vaporized, he'd be vaporized, and the whole building would have exploded, according to the media!
TheNash
08-02-2022, 16:10
A 9mm would have blown both there lungs out, so maybe a ar-m-18
beast556
08-02-2022, 17:42
A 9mm would have blown both there lungs out, so maybe a ar-m-18

+1 couldn't of been a 9 or both of them would of had there lungs blown clean out.
Duman
08-02-2022, 18:17
Is Texas becoming the next Florida?

He obviously violated the rule about what's beyond the target. Unless he was attempting a self inflicted gender change, and underestimated the size and range of target.
SideShow Bob
08-02-2022, 18:54
Luckily for me if I ever find myself in that situation I?ll be fine. Fairly certain I don?t even have a federal artery.

It was um, Autocorrect, yeah that’s it, autocorrect, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
ray1970
08-02-2022, 19:49
It was um, Autocorrect, yeah that?s it, autocorrect, that?s my story and I?m sticking to it.

I get it. That autocorrect has made me look silly on more than one occasion.
FoxtArt
08-03-2022, 12:10
On a less funny note, at a glance it seems like there's two possibilities.

1) They were into weird kinks. OR
2) This was some rapey shit.

In either event, the guy got removed from the gene pool. That's a win.