Oklahoma Dildo Disaster

[BushMasterBoy]

Truck loaded with dildos & lube wrecked on I-40. Troopers have their hands full today. I am sure so many folk will be saddened.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/semi-truck-carrying-sex-toys-194731231.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGP4Pu4UsY&t=19s

[eddiememphis]

Was it a box truck?

[BushMasterBoy]

Was it a box truck?

It got rear ended.

[eddiememphis]

It got rear ended.

That's a dick move.

[TEAMRICO]

…….checks Amazon order status. DELAYED!

[Ah Pook]

Was the truck vibrating before impact?

[brutal]

Lost his load.

[ROFL1]

A spokesman actually said that.

[Gman]

Was the wreck just like the real thing?

[theGinsue]

Ever wonder if the inventer of the vibrator hear a whispering voice say "If you build it, they will cum"?

[BPTactical]

This thread is dildoes.






No, really- it is.

[brutal]

Well farts.

[brutal]

Or queef's?

[FoxtArt]

A lot of shit is going to get pushed into the secondhand market.

[Bailey Guns]

Lost his load.

[ROFL1]

A spokesman actually said that.


LOL... Yeah, it was the helicopter guy. After he said that he followed up with something along the lines of "...there's gonna be a big mess to clean up."

[Martinjmpr]

Wow, I was looking for a name for my punk rock cover band and you guys handed it to me on a plate:

"Oklahoma Dildo Disaster" it is! [ROFL1]

[ray1970]

Wow, I was looking for a name for my punk rock cover band and you guys handed it to me on a plate:

"Oklahoma Dildo Disaster" it is! [ROFL1]

Nice. Title the debut album

Rectum? Damn near killed ?em.

[BushMasterBoy]

I'm so relieved, I was worried you would name it "Dead Battery" or "No Lube" or something offensive like that.

[Erni]

I'm so relieved, I was worried you would name it "Dead Battery" or "No Lube" or something offensive like that.

That?s the two songs on the LP.

Banging good music.