HELP!! Stuart fell down a well!

[glucas]

http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp161/silverphoenix_2008/ass-hole-get-it.jpg

[Marlin]

Again?








[rofl1]

[BigBear]

Stuart, lay off the juice brother... I'll go get the winch....




lolol

[Mtn.man]

it's getting to where a guy can't have a little privacy anywhere.

[iamhunter]

Stuart, lay off the juice brother... I'll go get the winch....




lolol

I think it's too late. We're just gonna have to put him down. [Shake]

[sniper7]

that is the secret hideout when the zombies attack!

[GreenScoutII]

Oh Boy!

Don't worry, we'll get you out buddy...

[rl45acp]

I'll bring some carrots and a string to lower them dowm

[BadShot]

Is Timmy down there too?

[Irving]

I'm trying to think of something funny to say, but I got nothing. Nice picture. :p

[Dr_Fwd]

Man, he got you! :)

[GoldFinger]

Somebody at least lower him a 6-pack.
[Beer]

[68Charger]

how are we going to get him out without putting his ass in a sling?


I know the simplest way to get him out- can anyone guess?

[Irving]

Well see, I was walking around this field checking cell reception for the AT&T thread, and I saw this apple at the bottom of this shallow well. I figured if I just stretch my neck down far enough I could reach; but I fell in.

The good news is, perfect cell reception so I can still blather on about whatever nonsense all day long on here. My back has a crick though.

[Marlin]

I know the simplest way to get him out- can anyone guess?


There is no problem too difficult, that can't be sloved with the proper application of exessive amounts of high explosives...



What did I win?

[Pistol Packing Preacher]

Hey Stu... Out yet?

[Blubyue]

It puts the lotion on its skin!

[Irving]

It puts the lotion on its skin!

My favorite song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

[68Charger]

There is no problem too difficult, that can't be sloved with the proper application of exessive amounts of high explosives...



What did I win?

close, but that will get you donkey PIECES out, not a whole donkey... and I think Stuart might object (right up until the point when the explosives go off, then he'll stop complaining...)

the correct answer is just fill in the hole- one shovel of dirt at a time... the donkey will keep stepping up as the dirt fills in, and eventually he'll step/jump out.

[theGinsue]

Can we fill it with water first?

Sorry Stuart, I saw an opening and had to walk through it. I humor myself as being humorous.

This is one heck of a funny thread.

[Irving]

Go ahead and fill it with water, but you better hog tie me first because I'm the Houdini of Donkeys!

[theGinsue]

Oh, don't be an ass. (Doh!)

[ROFL1][ROFL3][ROFL1]

[Damn, I'm funny. I'm glad you can take a joke Stuart!]

[Irving]

I'm a homer at nearly everything but taking jokes.