Commercials you hate.....

[rondog]

So, new topic - TV commercials you hate! I could list a bunch, but don't want to spoil the joy. To start, I'll kick it off with those idiotic "You Rule!" Burger King commercials. Just shoot me....

[Sawin]

All medication/pharmaceutical commercials.

[Erni]

Hertz commercial with that dork. All liberty mutual commercials. F I g stupid.

All of the women crotch related issues commercials that come on during my wife?s cooking shows. Like seriously wtf. Crotch deodorant?!

Ugh.

[bellavite1]

All of them.

[rondog]

All medication/pharmaceutical commercials.

Right? Try to count/list them. And what's the point? They're all prescription only! Like you can go to Walgreens and say "gimme a jar of these, please..."

[rondog]

Hertz commercial with that dork. All liberty mutual commercials. F I g stupid.

All of the women crotch related issues commercials that come on during my wife?s cooking shows. Like seriously wtf. Crotch deodorant?!

Ugh.

Oh yeah, Liberty Mutual - like I'm EVER going to get insurance from those 'tards.....

[rondog]

All of them.

Like!

[rondog]

I have to mention - whistling - I hate commercials with whistling.

[Scanker19]

Liberty mutual commercials make me want to beat an emu to death.

[3beansalad]

I've got type two diabetes but I manage it well.

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[Joe_K]

All of them.

Porn, TV, Corn Syrup, Soy, Plastic Water bottles, Fast Food Slop, and Pharmaceuticals. = [pileoshit]

[funkymonkey1111]

I watch a ton of YouTube and you'd think Liberty Mutual owned YouTube with the amount of ads they play


Any commercial with a doorbell....

Any commercial for Medicare type B...

[Scanker19]

All of them.

Porn, TV, Corn Syrup, Soy, Plastic Water bottles, Fast Food Slop, and Pharmaceuticals. = [pileoshit]

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[TRnCO]

Yep, another vote for "all of them"
I mute the TV as soon as regular programming stops and a commercial starts, no matter which commercial is playing.

[dbgunner]

Dorky ass kids pretending to sing/play instruments on Kars4Kids. Can't hit the mute quick enough.
Might as well mention the retards on Balance of Nature commercials.

[BPTactical]

All of them.

Porn, TV, Corn Syrup, Soy, Plastic Water bottles, Fast Food Slop, and Pharmaceuticals. = [pileoshit]

Why you hate freedom bro?


[Coffee]

[TEAMRICO]

That Mando/Lume deodorant!!! How funky is that bitch? She must stink from her toes to the top of her head!!!

It plays every other commercial it seems!

Also those dancing and singing fat chicks with diabetes!
Any commercial with no father in a family situation. I always tell my wife ?He must be at work?.

[theGinsue]

So, new topic - TV commercials you hate! I could list a bunch, but don't want to spoil the joy. To start, I'll kick it off with those idiotic "You Rule!" Burger King commercials. Just shoot me....

I saw this thread (hadn't even gotten into it yet) and those "You Rule" commercials popped into my head.

I don't watch much TV, but the wife does and there are a bunch of commercials she despises, but the animal cruelty commercials cause her to change the channel. Don't misunderstand me, we HATE animal cruelty, but those commercials are too much.

[Clint45]

I reckon I ain't watched television in about 25 years. I have a DVD player I use maybe every other month, lol.

[Aloha_Shooter]

All of them.

I don't know about that. I miss the good old beer commercials, you know, Alex the Stroh's dog, the real NFL Miller Lite "Tastes Great, Less Filling" gang, the Bud-Weis-Er frogs.

https://youtu.be/uhHD_5F1I7g


https://youtu.be/V_yuS8txoUU

The Avery Schreiber Doritos commercials were always good for a laugh and I never minded the Coca Cola "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing" or Dunkin' "Time to make the" Donuts commercials or some of the cheesy GoDaddy ones either.


https://youtu.be/_jwRxyEEUwk

[rondog]

The older 'mercials seemed to be much better, more mellow and entertaining. Nowadays, they seem to be more about grabbing you by the face and irritating you as much as possible.

[lpgasman]

This one drives me crazy. https://youtu.be/yh3FAUPqGwc?si=KGisxjePFKDaNYxB

[sandman76]

If a commercial has a dog in it I'll watch. All others nope.

[funkymonkey1111]

The Haribo gummy commercials with the kid voices dubbed over adults.

Any commercial with whispering.

[Joe_K]

Why you hate freedom bro?


[Coffee]

Me telling the truth about these things does not mean I hate freedom.
I hate things that pervert, enslave, sicken, and kill the Nations, and the People that make up those Nations. Everyone and everything operates off of consent. When people consent to these particular forms of soul, mind, and body slavery it is their choice to do so.

[funkymonkey1111]

these shitbags:

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[BPTactical]

Me telling the truth about these things does not mean I hate freedom.
I hate things that pervert, enslave, sicken, and kill the Nations, and the People that make up those Nations. Everyone and everything operates off of consent. When people consent to these particular forms of soul, mind, and body slavery it is their choice to do so.



https://youtu.be/VX4DJUr5oYg?si=NNU5yGzdyBcLaIR-

[Grant H.]

All of them.

This.

More specifically, any commercial that uses "You Deserve"...

I am so effing tired of people being told that they deserve something...

[BlasterBob]

My Pillow ad also the Buy Gold ad (now that gold market is at a current higher market price)

[eddiememphis]

You guys sound like you miss Dealin' Doug and BigMike.

I don't watch much television but when I do, I have noticed that since the untimely death of George Floyd, there has been an explosion of commercials featuring inter-racial couples.

[BPTactical]

How about the cocaine fueled voice of Omeara Ford, Bonnie Murray:


https://youtu.be/nPVyLR--7Pg?si=nnvlAHKx3lFAInTR

[TFOGGER]

ANY Xcel commercial... like we have a choice? How about those douchenozzles quit spending millions on advertising while simultaneously begging the PUC for another fucking rate increase?

That health insurance commercial with the kid and his "grandpa" that get all fake weepy over baseball.

Prescription drug commercials, particularly the ones for a drug that has ghastly side effects and treats a disease that 7 people in the history of the world actually have had.

[copfish]

Lawyer commercials, Frank Azar

[flogger]

Gillette talking pubic hair commercials.

https://youtu.be/o3YQ5hmTfos?si=TvO20YFG3aROSyRo

[arbol]

The "Orange Sweater" guy can understand that I turn him off as soon as I see orange.

[arbol]

Lawyer commercials, Frank Azar

Ambulance chasers.

[BPTactical]

Gillette talking pubic hair commercials.

https://youtu.be/o3YQ5hmTfos?si=TvO20YFG3aROSyRo


[Puke][Puke]

[buffalobo]

I despise commercials but appreciate their existence, gives me a chance to take a piss and grab beverage refill without missing show. Don't watch much tv and hate missing any.

If you're unarmed, you are a victim.

[BladesNBarrels]

I despise commercials but appreciate their existence, gives me a chance to take a piss and grab beverage refill without missing show. Don't watch much tv and hate missing any.

If you're unarmed, you are a victim.

And, the sponsors have noticed your behavior.
So, the solution - increase the number and times so they can capture your attention.
I have watched the commercial breaks increase from 2 to 5 or 6 minutes with repeats of the same commercials.

[JethroBodine]

All medication/pharmaceutical commercials.

I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.

[JethroBodine]

How about the cocaine fueled voice of Omeara Ford, Bonnie Murray:


https://youtu.be/nPVyLR--7Pg?si=nnvlAHKx3lFAInTR

I worked at O'Meara Ford around 1978, her voice was the same back then. It looks like she's had some cosmetic work done since then.

[Doc45]

The Jack Daniels spot with everyone singing Sweet Caroline and also the Lume ads, ugh.

[Scanker19]

I’ve noticed an increase in genital based deodorant commercials. And they’re all kind of crass. Which is bad since I still laugh at the word poopie.

[rondog]

I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.

Oh yeah, all the side effects they quietly and discretely list.....those are attractive.

[rondog]

You guys sound like you miss Dealin' Doug and BigMike.

I don't watch much television but when I do, I have noticed that since the untimely death of George Floyd, there has been an explosion of commercials featuring inter-racial couples.
Don't forget all the gay couples too! And the inter-racial gays. Hell, they're even using ugly people now too.

[rondog]

How about the cocaine fueled voice of Omeara Ford, Bonnie Murray:


https://youtu.be/nPVyLR--7Pg?si=nnvlAHKx3lFAInTR

I always wondered, who the hell thought she was the perfect choice? "Yeah, SHE'LL sell our shit like hotcakes!" Same with those douchebags from Rocky's Auto.

Then there's The General Insurance - where did the concept of a US Army general with a mustache and eyebrows as big as paintbrushes come from? Yosemite Sam?

Gotta admit though, Shaquille O'Neil has got to be one of the smartest people in commercials of all time! No telling how much money he's made shilling for more things you can count.

[BladesNBarrels]

I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.

When they list in the side effects - leading to death - Hell No!
That is not a side effect, that is a result.
Blah

[ray1970]

I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.

Like when they are selling something to help with sexual performance and the side effects include chronic halitosis, hair loss, violent diarrhea, acne, and athletes foot?

Maybe you will get an erection but who is going to be desperate enough to be with you?

[JethroBodine]

I did get a laugh from the Cottonelle " DownThereCare Meet The Parents" Commercial
https://youtu.be/IYc3eo4GMuE?si=ClMB7i_1LWKLPjdA

Exactly how thorough does this guys parents check his date out when meeting for the first time? Or maybe it's more along the lines of not needing a whole body deodorant ( Lume ) because the ass wipe does such a good job? Or maybe Papa wants to take Juniors date out for a test drive? Did I go to far, Oopsie.

[Aardvark]

Hate: all lawyer commercials, New Day "loans", Consumer ellular, any life insurance...to name a few.

[JoeRoss]

Bears do NOT use Charmin!

[TFOGGER]

Bears do NOT use Charmin!

...and shouldn't they be out in the woods?

[flogger]

Bears do NOT use Charmin!

It looks like it works well when removing blue greasy stuff off your arm, better than that 'other' brand....

[Ah Pook]

Been following this thread. Glad I quit watching TV 35 years ago.

[TRnCO]

on the flip side of commercials to hate, there is one to love and that's the one with the kid giving his grandpa his home run ball with "papa, I love you" written on it.

Need more like that....