Hog Wild

[eddiememphis]

https://nypost.com/2025/02/19/us-news/alabama-man-found-dead-under-car-after-hog-attack/

An Alabama man?s lifeless body was discovered under his car surrounded by a pack of hogs that escaped from their enclosure, according to police.

Steven Kyle Satterfield, 51, was found dead with multiple injuries sustained from pigs he owned at his Piedmont home Monday afternoon, according to the Piedmont Police Department, the Calhoun Journal reported.


I guess the pigs were boar-ed.

[.455_Hunter]

Hey, Cordell! Why don't you push him in? You can always say it was me...

[drew890]

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[flogger]

Wow! Not a good way to go.

[TEAMRICO]

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[Doc45]

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“Hence the phrase greedy as a pig”

**Edit** Ahh I went on memory, thanks to TEAMRICO I bow to the greater intellect.

[TEAMRICO]

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[Sawin]

Who here has a pig farm? In case anyone needs to know. [Coffee]

[buffalobo]

Who here has a pig farm? In case anyone needs to know. [Coffee]We don't yet, plan to in the near future though. Learned raising hogs in 4H, they really will eat most anything protein based.

And pretty much the cheapest way to feed yourself/family if careful and creative.

If you're unarmed, you are a victim

[Ah Pook]

This is boaring. Where is Mr. Wu?

[TEAMRICO]

Who here has a pig farm? In case anyone needs to know. [Coffee]

I don’t watch The View.

[Sawin]

I don’t watch The View.

Hahahahaha me neither. Never have, never will.

[theGinsue]

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This leaves out: burning the hair and grinding the teeth into powder, then soaking them, all tools used, and the area the body was made available to the pigs with bleach to destroy the ability to DNA test. Or so I've read.

[Ah Pook]

All good things to know.

[CapLock]

I've got a guy with a crematorium. Not getting any DNA out of that dust