Heaviest Element Newly Discovered

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The Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has announced the discovery of a new element, the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass....

[sniper7]

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[hobowh]

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[Backinblackrifles]

This is now on my Facebook.

[Mtn.man]

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[Batteriesnare]

That's Pelosium is a pain in the ass.

[ChunkyMonkey]

Took me half a paragraph to realize what it is.. LOL[ROFL1]

[Mtn.man]

I heard they have found alot of Reidium as well.

[sniper7]

all my LOL and LMAO smilies are broken

[Ranger353]

EXCELLENT! [ROFL1]

Although I think someone has too much time on their hands...

[cowboykjohnson]

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[cowboykjohnson]

Mine broke too.[Beer]

[Batteriesnare]

The smileys are case sensitive, the "rofl"s need to be capitalized when you type them. -
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[Mtn.man]

Yeah I see yours worked...

[Batteriesnare]

Yeah I see yours worked...

It wasn't supposed to, replace the "#" with a number (1, 2, or 3).

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[Mtn.man]

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[cowboykjohnson]

Magic![ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]... thats because i just click the little picture, instead of typing them.

[GunTroll]

I'm so jacking this! Thanks![ROFL3] Mine works!

[SA Friday]

some chemist in a big lab somewhere was disgruntled [Coffee]

[Troublco]

I heard they have found alot of Reidium as well.

To say nothing of Obamium.

[Bitter Clinger]

That is because obamium is very strange element. It's origins are unknown, it's has been known to have symbiotic relations with known destructive elements (wrightium and ayersum). And also, to the bafflement of scientists the world over, is able to speak, but only if in front of a teleprompter. It also has parasitic characteristics, when it's area of habitation is under extreme duress, it inexplicabaly syphons off the energy nearby hard working elements to replenish the energy of very large and inactive elements. Sadly, researchers believe they will only be able study obamium until near the end of 2012.

[theGinsue]

Nice!

[GreenScoutII]

Thats awesome! Thanks for posting that, funny as hell!

[DOC]

I've seen this on TV. I didn't watch it for very long before becoming sick. I think its toxic to look at too.

[theGinsue]

I guess he's speaking in Lost Wages today. Interesting thing to watch if you have a stock ticker showing on the side. The more he speaks, the lower the stocks fall.

[Mtn.man]

That is because obamium is very strange element. It's origins are unknown, it's has been known to have symbiotic relations with known destructive elements (wrightium and ayersum). And also, to the bafflement of scientists the world over, is able to speak, but only if in front of a teleprompter. It also has parasitic characteristics, when it's area of habitation is under extreme duress, it inexplicabaly syphons off the energy nearby hard working elements to replenish the energy of very large and inactive elements. Sadly, researchers believe they will only be able study obamium until near the end of 2012.

seems it's hard to locate the origin as it may have come from Hawaii, or Kenya, or some other S. African country.

[cowboykjohnson]

seems it's hard to locate the origin as it may have come from Hawaii, or Kenya, or some other S. African country.
It does share relations with other elements in Kenya. I bet the scientists don't know where they found it, it just showed up.[ROFL1]

[Mtn.man]

Yes, it has no Real Earth experience, no relative exposure to other worldly elements, it does attract negative elemental properties, it tends to destroy monetary things and seems to affect the left thinking peoples ability to make desicions on their own.

[Irving]

Plus, it is only useful in the laboratory wouldn't be effective in non-lab conditions.