Tiger...anyone listen in?

[cebeu]

I didn't...waiting for the pundits to start quoting though.

This is pretty funny... SLIDESHOW (http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/opinion/2010/02/19/copy-photo-op-tiger-woods-apology-affair?test=faces)



http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/RunarLorgen.tiger.jpg

[Irving]

I'm not quite ready to place my trust back in his hands just yet...

[refryguy]

I listened and finally woke up. zzzzz...snoozer!

[Mtn.man]

Tiger Who?

[jason303]

Nah. There's more than enough dog & pony show out there.

[Elhuero]

I couldn't care less, about the whole situation.

people should leave him alone.

[Zundfolge]

I wish Tiger would just go back to playing golf and screwing waitresses ... since I have no interest in golf nor do I know any waitresses then I wouldn't have to hear or see anything from him ever again.

Golf courses ... waste of a perfectly good rifle range.

[Mtn.man]

And Great for dirt bike riding.

[sniper7]

people should leave the guy alone. this shit happens all the time. I think he should have not got married since he could have any woman he wanted.
She knew about this and said nothing, when it hit the news she changed her tone.

Can you blame the guy? When you have the hottest women coming up to you propositioning YOU night after night, you are bound to screw up.

[Mtn.man]

people should leave the guy alone. this shit happens all the time. I think he should have not got married since he could have any woman he wanted.
She knew about this and said nothing, when it hit the news she changed her tone.

Can you blame the guy? When you have the hottest women coming up to you propositioning YOU night after night, you are bound to screw up.

[Irving]

They make great running tracks as well with all the hilly terrain. Just have to go after they are closed or before they are open.

[Irving]

When you have the hottest women coming up to you propositioning YOU night after night, you are bound to screw up.

I never have.

[Mtn.man]

When I was a kid I did just that,, the Phantom Biker,,, could outrun the coppers and all... My Dad finally caught me.

We get a good laugh now days..

[Zundfolge]

look, when you're a rich attractive athlete you get to screw waitresses as often as you like ... if your wife doesn't like it either don't have a wife or don't screw waitresses ... nothing here requires a press conference

[sniper7]

I never have.


but you could probably see where that would be very difficult to turn down.

[Irving]

I think you missed the joke.

[sniper7]

no I got it!

[Hoosier]

Tune in to better news sources and crap like this barely registers.

If you want to see crazy news, watch this VBS.tv tour of North Korea. Guy bribed his way in and took the crazy tour those poor bastards are trying to sell. (WARNING: CONTENT ON THIS SITE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

Here's North Korea:
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

Here's Liberia, another place I'm not going: (WTF NSFW!)
http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/the-vice-guide-to-liberia-1-of-8

http://vbs.tv -- the promo video about a guy who lives in ANWAR looks interesting too. Not sure if these guys are biased, but they are either crazy or have titanium cajones to go to these places.

[sniper7]

wow, just watched the first one.

[Mtn.man]

Tiger does not



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Obama.

[Hoosier]

Tiger does not



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Obama.

That's OK, I only expect oratory skills from statesmen, not from golfers.

Seriously though, how is this Tiger stuff a story anyone but he and his wife care about? And maybe the 30 or 40 mistresses...
[Coffee]

[sniper7]

Tiger does not



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well



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Obama.

you are right on that!

[GunTroll]

Didn't watch. Don't care. Doesn't affect me.

[Elhuero]

Tiger does not



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well



as


Obama.

yah, but he's better at math

[Irving]

Didn't watch. Don't care. Doesn't affect me.

Unless your wife is a blond waitress...

[GunTroll]

Unless your wife is a blond waitress...

Tiger would not have made a speak today if........

[theGinsue]

Golf courses ... waste of a perfectly good rifle range.

They don't have to be!!! [Evil]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLj6ewYL7c


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I didn't intentionally watch this, but Fox News showed a clip of his statement and the TV is right by where I was working on a computer. I recall seeing him make pubkic statemnts long before all of this screwing the waitresses stuff cropped up and he spoke well, but HOLY SCHNIKEE's he totally sounded like a moron being forced to read a defection letter by the North Koreans or something.

[rondog]

Maybe he'll go into the porn business as Tiger Wadds. [Tooth]

[theGinsue]

I should have seen that one coming but it completely blindsided me.

Funny! Sick, but funny.

[SU405]

[quote=theGinsue;166556]They don't have to be!!! [Evil]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdLj6ewYL7c



[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]

The guy in the blue button up looked like he was about to have a heart attack. He just wasn't sure if the guy with the shotty was mentaly stable or not.

Thanks for posting that. It made my morning

[Beer]

[GreenScoutII]

Americans love our drama and soap operas.

Me personally, I couldn't care less about Tiger's sexual escapades. I will say this, if I was a rich, young, good looking guy, I would never get married. I mean, why bother? Obviously the man has no problem attracting women and therefor sexual variety is not a problem.

Don't get me wrong, I have always been faithful to my wife and I take my vows seriously, but if I was a young guy with the oppertunity to nail 5-10 different women a week, hard to see any benefit to marriage.....

[SU405]

Americans love our drama and soap operas.

Me personally, I couldn't care less about Tiger's sexual escapades. I will say this, if I was a rich, young, good looking guy, I would never get married. I mean, why bother? Obviously the man has no problem attracting women and therefor sexual variety is not a problem.

Don't get me wrong, I have always been faithful to my wife and I take my vows seriously, but if I was a young guy with the oppertunity to nail 5-10 different women a week, hard to see any benefit to marriage.....


WOW! you're brave! Hope wifey doesn't read these boards.

[ROFL2]

[sniper7]

Americans love our drama and soap operas.

Me personally, I couldn't care less about Tiger's sexual escapades. I will say this, if I was a rich, young, good looking guy, I would never get married. I mean, why bother? Obviously the man has no problem attracting women and therefor sexual variety is not a problem.

Don't get me wrong, I have always been faithful to my wife and I take my vows seriously, but if I was a young guy with the oppertunity to nail 5-10 different women a week, hard to see any benefit to marriage.....


I gotta agree. But the public image seemed more important, and probably having children as well, with the loss of his father. These women are all over the guy 24/7. In the end his animalistic instincts took over and he screwed up.

It is just sad that the media can cause such huge harm on an image. that is a large part of the problem IMO.

I can only hope he comes back, looks strong on the golf course and does whatever he needs to do in his personal life. I love to hear his name in golf and how he is the best and people strive to be like Tiger. It helps everyone on the course try harder. What happens in his personal life is nobodys business but his and his family.

[rondog]

He's already got more money than his great-grandkids could spend, why does he need to "come back"? Why don't these mega-rich f*ckups just go away? If I had that kinda dough I could become real scarce. Go out and LIVE life!

[Troublco]

Golf courses ... waste of a perfectly good rifle range.

+1.

Golf balls make decent targets, that's about it. Otherwise, I don't need any additional drama in my life. My mother-in-law provides all I'll ever need.

[Batteriesnare]

Golf courses ... waste of a perfectly good rifle range.

Couldn't you shoot the ball?



Or the golfers.







I'm kidding.






About the ball.[ROFL1]

[Irving]

+1.

Golf balls make decent targets, that's about it. Otherwise, I don't need any additional drama in my life. My mother-in-law provides all I'll ever need.

Especially since I just forwarded this to her. You're welcome.

[Batteriesnare]

Especially since I just forwarded this to her. You're welcome.

[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Dude, he's out of town!

[Irving]

Uh oh, now she's going to simmer until he gets back.