View Full Version : Why is everyone an ass
No real, why?
I think I have counted 5 or more ass avitars today. Thinking I may have to change mine...
I don't have to Prove I'm an ASS, with a silly avatar.
Idk what you're talking about...
jason303
03-16-2010, 17:56
I think it has something to do with overwhelming Democrat party support.
we all want to be liberals like Jake.
SA Friday
03-16-2010, 18:00
Look for the 10+ page thread about "where did Stewart go?" There was a serious lack of ass when Stewart decided to leave us all and take a vacation. It was just rude of him, and we all compensated by switching our avatars to asses. So, for a couple of days, there was a lot of ass floating around.
we all want to be liberals like Jake.
Want to be....
Shoot I is [Abused]
Troublco
03-16-2010, 18:17
Where else around here can you see this much ass in one place for free?
I like mine the best.[ROFL1]
Good thing that our site doesn't use google analytics (spell) or we'd have a ton O porn sites for Ass at the top and bottom.(pun)
Troublco
03-16-2010, 18:52
I like mine the best.[ROFL1]
Yours is, if not the best, certainly in the top 5. I especially like the message......
Liar, thats a mid evil mule.
The real reason is because if we all had "dick" avatars we'd all be in time out for two weeks.
So NO democrap Pictures.....
Troublco
03-16-2010, 19:07
The real reason is because if we all had "dick" avatars we'd all be in time out for two weeks.
Hmmmmmmm.......Stuart, that gives me an idea........
Hmmmmmmm.......Stuart, that gives me an idea........
Yoink.
http://www.albany.edu/jmmh/vol2no1/nixon.jpg
Troublco
03-16-2010, 19:11
Not exactly what I had in mind, but you get brownie points for creativity. And then you lose them for subjecting me to that picture.
http://www.bing.com/caption/image/?bid=aLAZLiCxBOAMHQ&bn=ECard
68Charger
03-16-2010, 19:17
as soon as Stuart returned, I grabbed a random picture and put it up instead...
as soon as Stuart returned, I grabbed a random picture and put it up instead...
haha, and I've been trying to figure out what it is ever since.
68Charger
03-16-2010, 19:24
heh heh, maybe I'll have to come up with a prize for the 1st to get it right..
http://www.bing.com/caption/image/?bid=aLAZLiCxBOAMHQ&bn=ECard
Yep full blown ass fan there
I thought it might have covered both...[Tooth]
ronaldrwl
03-16-2010, 19:56
This site crackes me up and that is not an ass joke
This site crackes me up and that is not an ass joke
+1[ROFL1]
jason303
03-16-2010, 20:06
http://www.bing.com/caption/image/?bid=aLAZLiCxBOAMHQ&bn=ECard
[LOL]
You nailed it!
gnihcraes
03-16-2010, 20:31
because everyone is doing it...
No real, why?
I think I have counted 5 or more ass avitars today. Thinking I may have to change mine...
What are you talking about? You're sitting on one right now! [Coffee]
What are you talking about? You're sitting on one right now! [Coffee]
why yes I am...
I do like your avatar thou, pretty funny. You are what you eat! [Tooth]
funkfool
03-16-2010, 22:20
This site crackes me up and that is not an ass joke
I'm laughing my a*$ off!
[ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
Till exactly 5:pm tomorrow.
The Donkey in the well....
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
NOW --------
Enough of that crap . .
The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
funkfool
03-16-2010, 22:43
When I saw this:
The Donkey in the well....
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
I thought " Aww.. nice story...
Then I saw this:
NOW --------
Enough of that crap . .
The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
I laughed my a*$ off .... then it bit me...
[ROFL1]
rellik74
03-17-2010, 07:27
that'[Pepsi]s the only reason I come here
gnihcraes
03-17-2010, 08:27
[Pepsi][Beer] +1
theGinsue
03-17-2010, 09:36
Mine is a horse.
Sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
[Mumbled Comments]Poor lad is deceiving himself[/Mumbled Comments]
When I saw this:
I thought " Aww.. nice story...
Then I saw this:
I laughed my a*$ off .... then it bit me...
[ROFL1]
Agreed! I immediately had to cut & paste it into an eMail to share with co-workers.
68Charger
03-17-2010, 10:03
Mine is a horse.
looks like a cartoon to me...
cowboykjohnson
03-17-2010, 13:20
looks like a cartoon to me...
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
to answer the original questionwhy is everone an ass?
I was born that way [ROFL1]
68Charger
03-17-2010, 16:41
I found the answer in my new avatar...
vegas976
03-18-2010, 10:38
I don't know what all this talk about ass is, I like my "kitty". [ROFL1]
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