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Mtn.man
03-24-2010, 09:23
Maybe exploding penis's next?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2903793/Radicals-deadly-booby-trap.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News
Troublco
03-24-2010, 09:26
Since my guess is most of the male terrorists who do that have little peckers anyhow, I don't think we'd be in much danger from that.
Irving
03-24-2010, 10:16
Oh man, I totally called this when the reports of the underwear bomber came in. I said how implants and fake limbs are the best way and shouldn't bother someone who is going to die anyway. They probably read my post, I have a lot of fans.
jake
03-24-2010, 10:45
I read the subject line as 'terrorists using exploding bombs' :(

A link to The Sun :(

That illustration :D
Troublco
03-24-2010, 11:05
They probably read my post, I have a lot of fans.

Ah, Irving IS back! Delusions of grandeur and all![ROFL1]
sniper7
03-24-2010, 11:12
Since my guess is most of the male terrorists who do that have little peckers anyhow, I don't think we'd be in much danger from that.
[ROFL1]
sniper7
03-24-2010, 11:14
Oh man, I totally called this when the reports of the underwear bomber came in. I said how implants and fake limbs are the best way and shouldn't bother someone who is going to die anyway. They probably read my post, I have a lot of fans.


yep, that is EXACTLY it! i am sure 3/4 of the islamic world that has internet access is on right now watching your every post, reading it with the utmost attention paying attention to the hidden meanings and the intricate details they should follow that are embedded within![ROFL1]
sniper7
03-24-2010, 11:16
I read the subject line as 'terrorists using exploding bombs' :(

A link to The Sun :(

That illustration :D


it is pretty funny!

I love how bombs still appear to be the same ones used in the old western days of a few pieces of dynamite hooked up to a large analog timer!
Irving
03-24-2010, 11:24
They might as well have put a big, round, black bomb like the ones in Mario.
Zundfolge
03-24-2010, 11:29
Since my guess is most of the male terrorists who do that have little peckers anyhow, I don't think we'd be in much danger from that.

Well they would probably use a prosthetic ... and if they're kinda small to start with that leaves more room for a C4 prosthetic (all of the sudden I'm picturing Bill Murray making C4 woodland creatures)
Troublco
03-24-2010, 11:35
Well they would probably use a prosthetic ... and if they're kinda small to start with that leaves more room for a C4 prosthetic (all of the sudden I'm picturing Bill Murray making C4 woodland creatures)

"Is that your bomb, or are you just glad to see me?"

[ROFL1]
Mtn.man
03-24-2010, 12:22
TSA now hiring Booby Bomb Searchers, thousands apply....
al_g
03-24-2010, 12:44
Is nothing sacred anymore :( What next exploding apple pies?
Mtn.man
03-24-2010, 12:50
Preperation H with C4 exploding or non exploding formula.
ChadAmberg
03-24-2010, 15:47
I was chatting with a buddy about this, and he brought up the point that terrorist plastic surgeons can install this into an unsuspecting woman with some sort of altitude sensor as a trigger. She'd never know she was a walking bomb.

But I think that was the plot of some scifi show years back.
Irving
03-24-2010, 15:49
Unsuspecting women that just happen to be going onto an airplane ride to the US in a few weeks? Which would blow the plane up well outside US borders. Not to mention you'd have to be one ditzy broad to not notice a blocky explosive in your breast.