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theGinsue
04-01-2010, 19:03
All I'm going to say in my own words is: How do these peple get elected?

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93533?fp=1
Concerns Over Guam Create a Stir on the Web

by Mike Krumboltz

On April 1, anything suspiciously bizarre or interesting is to be taken with a shaker full of salt. Still, a recent comment from Rep. Hank Johnson (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=rep+hank+johnson&cs=bz&fr=buzz) (D-GA) has many wondering if he's misguided on gravity and geography or just a very gifted deadpan comedian.
At a March 25 meeting of the Armed Services Committee (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=armed+service+committee&cs=bz&fr=buzz), of which Rep. Johnson is a member, the esteemed congressman had an interesting discussion with Robert Willard (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=robert+willard&cs=bz&fr=buzz), commander of the United States Pacific fleet. The topic: Guam. Specifically, how an influx of Marines and their families may cause the tiny island to "tip over and capsize."
The comments (http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2010/04/01/your-morning-jolt-hank-johnson-and-a-capsizing-guam/?cxntfid=blogs_political_insider_jim_galloway) were delivered without a clear hint of sarcasm or irony, however Rep. Johnson is now insisting through a comment issued by a spokesperson that he was simply using a metaphor.

"I was using a metaphor to say that with the addition of 8,000 Marines and their dependents -- an additional 80,000 people during peak construction to the port on the tiny island with a population of 180,000 -- could be a tipping point which would adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and overburden its already overstressed infrastructure."Maybe so, but Admiral Willard responded to the question with the utmost sincerity. His answer to Rep. Johnson's concerns over Guam capsizing like a lily pad playing host to an obese frog (our words)...

"We don’t anticipate that. The Guam population, I think, currently about 175,000, and again, with 8,000 marines and their families, it’s an addition of about 25,000 more into the population."We're inclined to give Rep. Johnson the benefit of the doubt, but many Web searchers aren't so sure. After news of the bizarre exchange hit the Internet, online lookups for "hank johnson guam (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=hank+johnson+guam&cs=bz&fr=buzz)" and "guam sinking (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=guam+sinking&cs=bz&fr=buzz)" both roared to life. The odd comment and clarification have also proven irresistible fodder for talk radio hosts, notes Atlanta Journal Constitution writer Jim Galloway (http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2010/04/01/your-morning-jolt-hank-johnson-and-a-capsizing-guam/?cxntfid=blogs_political_insider_jim_galloway).
Below, a clip of the exchange. Concerns over Guam's ability to stay literally or figuratively afloat occur at around the 1:18 mark.

ronaldrwl
04-01-2010, 19:05
That happened to Atlantis

Troublco
04-01-2010, 19:05
Even if this isn't an April Fool's, how 'bout that Australian politician who was talking about the "front of the ship falling off"????

They all come from the same place, I think. We need to do something about that rock....

SA Friday
04-01-2010, 19:06
Saw that today. His math skills are below Jr High level too. Apparently 12 and 24, and 2 and 7 get very confusing for the, uh.. Oh ya, Congressman [Bang]. Almost forgot.. HEY CONGRESSMAN. The formula for figuring out the Area of a rectangle is A=LW.

Marlin
04-01-2010, 19:07
If it didn't tip over in late 1941,, it ain't going to tip over now.. Just sayin'..


[Tooth]

sniper7
04-01-2010, 21:46
hopefully he gets fired soon!

theGinsue
04-01-2010, 21:50
+1 on that

roberth
04-01-2010, 21:59
When I heard this I could not believe my ears. I guess he has some medical problems that contributed to his statement.

The admiral should get a medal for 'measured response / restraint'.

sniper7
04-01-2010, 22:16
When I heard this I could not believe my ears. I guess he has some medical problems that contributed to his statement.

The admiral should get a medal for 'measured response / restraint'.


of course there is a medical problem that gets blamed. i wish i could use that and do whatever I please....

Irving
04-01-2010, 22:32
I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there are still people that think that California can break off into the ocean so...

theGinsue
04-01-2010, 22:33
...but there are still people that think that California can break off into the ocean so...

We can still dream though, can't we?

theGinsue
04-02-2010, 00:20
If most of our members of Congress had 1/2 a brain they'd tilt!

Bailey Guns
04-02-2010, 09:52
I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt, but there are still people that wish that California can break off into the ocean so...

There...fixed it for ya.

Bailey Guns
04-02-2010, 09:53
If most of our members of Congress had 1/2 a brain they'd tilt!

Uh....I think most members of congress do have 1/2 a brain.

theGinsue
04-02-2010, 10:22
Maybe that's why this Congressman thinks Guam will tilt - he thinks the U.S. is already tilting, but it's actually HIM that's tilting.

sniper7
04-02-2010, 10:41
Uh....I think most members of congress do have 1/2 a brain.


I KNOW that at least half the members of congress and the senate have 1/2 a brain or less.

sniper7
04-02-2010, 10:42
Maybe that's why this Congressman thinks Guam will tilt - he thinks the U.S. is already tilting, but it's actually HIM that's tilting.


he could possibly be soo confused he believes the world is tipping and guam is just the beginning, or maybe a parallel universe is off whack and the black hole is start to gravitate directly toward guam which will tip it over.

roberth
04-02-2010, 10:53
Uh....I think most members of congress do have 1/2 a brain.

Yeah, they take turns sharing it.

theGinsue
04-02-2010, 18:53
The Admiral should have looked him in the eye and (with a straight face) told him that they had the problem solved - the Navy would be installing anchors on both sides of the island to prevent it from tipping over.

Irving
04-02-2010, 21:56
I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt...until I saw the video of this. He very clearly, actually thought that the island would capsize.

sniper7
04-02-2010, 23:37
The Admiral should have looked him in th eye and (with a straight face) told him that they had the problem solved - the Navy would be installing anchors on both sides of the island to prevent it from tipping over.


that would have been pretty funny!

sniper7
04-02-2010, 23:38
I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt...until I saw the video of this. He very clearly, actually thought that the island would capsize.


that was kind of you to at least try...I don't try to give anything to the libtards any more...they take enough and receive enough that I have decided when they talk I know it will be bullshit spewing from their mouth.

theGinsue
04-03-2010, 04:34
I gave this guy the benefit of the doubt...until I saw the video of this. He very clearly, actually thought that the island would capsize.
Yeah, I saw the video first, then read the story. The explanation his staff is putting out doesn't come close to getting folks who've seen the video to change their minds.

roberth
04-03-2010, 08:16
that was kind of you to at least try...I don't try to give anything to the libtards any more...they take enough and receive enough that I have decided when they talk I know it will be bullshit spewing from their mouth.

the (d) is short for lyin' sumbitch.

Anyhoo, this particular guy is a first class idiot, he replaced a complete moron - mckinney.

theGinsue
04-03-2010, 13:10
the (d) is short for lyin' sumbitch.

Anyhoo, this particular guy is a first class idiot, he replaced a complete moron - mckinney.

So, which of the two was worse?

roberth
04-03-2010, 14:57
So, which of the two was worse?

i'm going to say mckinney - she was aiding and abetting the worthless palestinians.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/02/cynthia-mckinney-remains-imprisoned-israel-gaza-bound-boat-seized/