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Bailey Guns
04-06-2010, 07:29
I've decided there's enough violence in the world already without me contributing more.

That's why I've adopted a new strategy of diplomacy and non-aggression. My plan is to reduce the "stockpile" of offensive and defensive weapons I own - such as firearms - in hopes that others with more violent tendencies will follow my lead. I'll be leading by example, in other words. Violence just leads to more violence. I'm confident this strategy will work if only I give it a chance.

Despite the fact that I've owned, trained with, carried and relied on firearms to protect me and my loved ones for about 3 decades now, I'm positive that was the wrong approach. It's all very clear now.

I hope all of you will join me in casting aside these tools of death and destruction so we can lead the way to a more peaceful tomorrow and joyous coexistence with our fellow man...even the bad ones.

Anyone?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/05/obama-limit-potential-uses-nuclear-weapons/

Fuckin Kenyan is on a roll...

HBARleatherneck
04-06-2010, 07:36
let me know how that works out for you.

it all makes sense to me.

before firearms, missles, nukes, etc., there was no violence. and once we eliminate all firearms, missles, etc., we will live in a violence free utopia

Marlin
04-06-2010, 07:46
Damn,,, I just got all these suitcase nukes also..... Some short little Korean dude was selling them door to door.. Buy 3 get one free,, heck of deal..

funkfool
04-06-2010, 07:56
Yes, but we still need to consider the reduction of offensive AND defensive toothpicks.
'Cause, you know how dangerous they are.
Maybe registration and THEN confiscation.
Then we could FINALLY get to a point where all conflicts could be resolved with medium to high velocity expelled carbon dioxide and saliva....
[Pepsi]

sniper7
04-06-2010, 08:43
Damn,,, I just got all these suitcase nukes also..... Some short little Korean dude was selling them door to door.. Buy 3 get one free,, heck of deal..


The guy that stopped by here was a Jehovah's Witness and he had buy one get one free plus free JW paperwork[Tooth]

sniper7
04-06-2010, 08:46
Has anyone thought about putting their butter knives in a safe? I have heard recent reports of several butter knife attacks across the globe where criminals are breaking into homes and using the owners own butter knife to brutally rub the home owners skin raw until they give them all their cash, jewelry and car keys.

Pistol Packing Preacher
04-06-2010, 09:07
Cain kills Able...

in complete disregard of the "Gun Ban" laws...

[Coffee]

StagLefty
04-06-2010, 10:30
I've decided there's enough violence in the world already without me contributing more.

That's why I've adopted a new strategy of diplomacy and non-aggression. My plan is to reduce the "stockpile" of offensive and defensive weapons I own - such as firearms - in hopes that others with more violent tendencies will follow my lead. I'll be leading by example, in other words. Violence just leads to more violence. I'm confident this strategy will work if only I give it a chance.

Despite the fact that I've owned, trained with, carried and relied on firearms to protect me and my loved ones for about 3 decades now, I'm positive that was the wrong approach. It's all very clear now.

I hope all of you will join me in casting aside these tools of death and destruction so we can lead the way to a more peaceful tomorrow and joyous coexistence with our fellow man...even the bad ones.

Anyone?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/05/obama-limit-potential-uses-nuclear-weapons/

Fuckin Kenyan is on a roll...
Please contact me when your ready to "reduce" and I'll come by and pick up those evil tools. [Beer]

KevDen2005
04-06-2010, 11:13
Cain kills Able...

in complete disregard of the "Gun Ban" laws...

[Coffee]



THAT Son Of A B...

Sixgun
04-06-2010, 11:35
I been thinking that way for sometime. Three months ago I dump all my guns in the lake by my house. I want nothing to do with those evil killing machines.

BTW if anyone else wants to use my lake, just drop off your evil assult weapons at my house and I'll gladly take care of those basters for ya.

Bailey Guns
04-06-2010, 11:49
Please contact me when your ready to "reduce" and I'll come by and pick up those evil tools. [Beer]

Sorry, too late. I already promised them to the Brady Bunch to use in their next anti-gun ad.

peteg
04-06-2010, 12:13
Good Luck with that!

theGinsue
04-06-2010, 12:25
Given that it's all about balancce in life, in response to Bailey's new strategy, I'm adopting a change in my defense strategy as well....
I'm gonna kill 'em all and God sort 'em out! Let's face it, some folks just need killin'.

M2MG
04-06-2010, 12:27
I've decided there's enough violence in the world already without me contributing more.

That's why I've adopted a new strategy of diplomacy and non-aggression. My plan is to reduce the "stockpile" of offensive and defensive weapons I own - such as firearms - in hopes that others with more violent tendencies will follow my lead. I'll be leading by example, in other words. Violence just leads to more violence. I'm confident this strategy will work if only I give it a chance.

Despite the fact that I've owned, trained with, carried and relied on firearms to protect me and my loved ones for about 3 decades now, I'm positive that was the wrong approach. It's all very clear now.

I hope all of you will join me in casting aside these tools of death and destruction so we can lead the way to a more peaceful tomorrow and joyous coexistence with our fellow man...even the bad ones.

Anyone?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/05/obama-limit-potential-uses-nuclear-weapons/

Fuckin Kenyan is on a roll...

You just get your MMJ card and get hit in the head with the hackie sack to many times?

M2MG

68Charger
04-06-2010, 12:35
You just get your MMJ card and get hit in the head with the hackie sack to many times?

M2MG

it that what happened to BO, and lead to him doing the same with the nukes?

roberth
04-06-2010, 12:37
I've decided there's enough violence in the world already without me contributing more.

That's why I've adopted a new strategy of diplomacy and non-aggression. My plan is to reduce the "stockpile" of offensive and defensive weapons I own - such as firearms - in hopes that others with more violent tendencies will follow my lead. I'll be leading by example, in other words. Violence just leads to more violence. I'm confident this strategy will work if only I give it a chance.

Despite the fact that I've owned, trained with, carried and relied on firearms to protect me and my loved ones for about 3 decades now, I'm positive that was the wrong approach. It's all very clear now.

I hope all of you will join me in casting aside these tools of death and destruction so we can lead the way to a more peaceful tomorrow and joyous coexistence with our fellow man...even the bad ones.

Anyone?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/05/obama-limit-potential-uses-nuclear-weapons/

Fuckin Kenyan is on a roll...

So you went a grew a mangina. Swell. I have a nice place to store your evil stockpile until the day you grow a pair. [ROFL1]

KevDen2005
04-06-2010, 15:17
If there were no guns for the libs to keep going after they would be going after knives and baseball bats and crowbars and such

TFOGGER
04-06-2010, 15:23
I'll be happy to help any who feel the need to "demilitarize" themselves by disposing of their weapons....[LOL]

sabot_round
04-06-2010, 15:25
Here we go again!![Bang]