Mtn.man
04-28-2010, 07:55
SHOT IN THE HEAD...
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with
the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in
the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with
the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in
the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from
the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad
of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could be
irrelevant.