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opie011
05-03-2010, 20:56
Funny as hell!
http://denver.craigslist.org/fuo/1723240965.html
StagLefty
05-03-2010, 21:07
pretty unique selling method [ROFL2]
Bailey Guns
05-03-2010, 21:37
The writer of the ad gets an "A" for creativity!
theGinsue
05-03-2010, 21:49
He definitely deserves to sell that thing just for the interesting approach he took to listing it.
rondog
05-03-2010, 22:28
For $280, I'd go check it out, looks nice. If I needed a dining table, that is. Very creative though!
sniper7
05-03-2010, 22:30
hell that table looks nice and I am scared to get a round house kick to the head by ole chuck so I guess it is a done deal![ROFL1]
KevDen2005
05-03-2010, 23:12
That was pretty good! I wish I could write like that, all my reports at work would be AWESOME!!!
GreenScoutII
05-04-2010, 07:06
That ad should be nominated for best of craigslist. That's awesome!

Do you guys ever read best of craigslist? Funniest stuff in the world.
BigBear
05-04-2010, 08:31
Can someone post the text so we "secured" people can see it... links are blocked..
nogaroheli
05-04-2010, 09:05
Can someone post the text so we "secured" people can see it... links are blocked..

Here you go Big Bear:

Last night while the missus and I were debating exactly what to do about our LARGE and MAJESTIC pecan dining table with SIX chairs... we heard a loud crash. Given that we live in the mountains we thought that it might be a bear...or a viking hoard coming to snatch up our goods. Both are equally frightening so we grabbed a gun from the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE safe room and went to check it out.

Thankfully, it was just Chuck Norris digging through the fridge looking for a snack. He said he wanted a hogie but all we had was a few cans of Mountain Dew Code Red and three day old pizza. While Mr. Norris was microwaving his artery clogging slice of pie, we asked him what we should do with our AMAZING but too formal for our mountain decor TABLE with SIX chairs. His first suggestion was using it to barricade a large bank of western facing windows in case ninjas decided to target our home. Then he changed his mind and told us that we should try and find its "forever home" on Craigslist. We thought it was a great idea and so here I am, offering this awesome table to you for the low price of $280.00 + six free chairs!

Chuck Norris says that you should buy this table because it will make you as cool as he is. Seriously. And if you don't, he'll roundhouse kick you in the head. You don't want that, do you?
BigBear
05-04-2010, 09:11
HAHA, very creative! I hope it sells quick for the guy.

Thanks for posting it Nogaroheli.
GhostRider
05-04-2010, 09:28
hell that table looks nice and I am scared to get a round house kick to the head by ole chuck so I guess it is a done deal![ROFL1]

+1[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL1][ROFL2]
ThunderSquirrel
05-04-2010, 11:00
Its a sturdy table if Chuck thinks it will keep Ninja's out.
mikedubs
05-04-2010, 20:57
I wonder what 7idl would have to say about this?
Zundfolge
05-04-2010, 21:40
That ad should be nominated for best of craigslist. That's awesome!

Do you guys ever read best of craigslist? Funniest stuff in the world.

There's a link to do that (top right corner ... same spot you'd flag it as spam or scam)
cowboykjohnson
05-05-2010, 13:14
The writer of the ad gets an "A" for creativity!
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