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ChunkyMonkey
05-12-2010, 23:12
http://somalilandpress.com/somalia-russia-executed-all-somali-pirates-spokesman-15559


SOMALIA: Russia executed all Somali pirates – spokesman

BOSASSO (Somalilandpress) — A pirate spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous, contacted Somalilandpress today said at least ten of his men were executed by the Russian navy after the troopers stormed MV Moscow University.

“The Russians commandos stormed the ship before sunrise, starting a firefight with our men, onboard they injured three of them and one was killed,” he said.

He dismissed the Russian navy statement that the men were released because of “the absence of a legal base to carry out prosecution procedures against pirates”.

“The Russians never released the young men instead they shot them point-blank range then loaded their lifeless bodies back on the boat,” he added.

[Beer]

Elhuero
05-12-2010, 23:13
I shed a single salty tear

ChunkyMonkey
05-12-2010, 23:15
The Russians must have missed the parrot... Damn bird must have talked.

TS12000
05-12-2010, 23:16
I call BS, they didn't leave any survivors to tell the story

[ROFL2][ROFL3]

BadShot
05-13-2010, 06:54
And the rest of the world cares because?

scratchy
05-13-2010, 06:59
I shed a single salty tear

That was sand....

Bailey Guns
05-13-2010, 07:41
Go figure. I trained for a good part of my early, adult life to kill all those commie bastards.

Now, I buy their ammo and guns. And to top it off, they come up with something like this. It's gettin' harder and harder not to admire them...at least a little bit.

Of course, in the old days of the USSR, you'd have some Russian general denying they shot the pirates while a video of Soviet troops shooting the pirates played in the background.

cebeu
05-13-2010, 07:45
A pirate spokesman,...

What the Hell is that, a "pirate spokesman?" What’s next, an internationally recognized and accepted "buccaneer press secretary?"


"...who wished to remain anonymous,..."

I'll bet he did/does.


"...at least ten...were executed...never released the [piece of s&%# criminals] instead they shot them point-blank range then loaded their lifeless bodies back on the boat,..."

Justice served...and deserved, another happy ending in my view.

sniper7
05-13-2010, 07:50
down to the depths with yee

palepainter
05-13-2010, 08:16
Oh.... Waaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa. Some one killed the crew of armed guys I sent aboard a ship to kill and threaten the crew there. wwaaaaaaaaa....sniff sniff...

Mtn.man
05-13-2010, 08:20
[Pirat1] Yo Ho down we go.....[M2]

BigBear
05-13-2010, 08:21
Not said yet: Good shoot, carry on.

Mtn.man
05-13-2010, 08:24
Quoting Checkov (from Star Trek)

"Kaptaain De have dissapeered from Radar"

KevDen2005
05-13-2010, 11:45
I hope its true but I have to agree with BS, why would they leave survivors and who the hell is going to trust a "Pirate Spokesman?"

Hopefully the Russians did clean 'em out and send an important message to them...

You will walk the plank

CrufflerSteve
05-13-2010, 12:22
They have to have some sort of representatives since they negotiate the ransoms for the ships & crew. It certainly does simplify all the legal problems of pirates captured on the high seas.

Steve

sabot_round
05-13-2010, 14:31
I say good riddance!!

Rigger
05-13-2010, 15:40
I hope they say HI to Davy Jones for me[Coffee]

thvigil11
05-13-2010, 15:55
As a card carrying ACLU, SPCA, PETA, DNC, member, I am offended by this. Those poor pirates were forced into this violent lifestyle by combination of racism, gangster rap, pokimon, capitolism, not getting the sunday paper, and an overly abusive father. Its not their fault. We should sue the russians for violating their rights, and give refuge to any skinny who wants to come over and enjoy our universal health care. I urge our supreme commander, savior and friend, Obama, to take action immediately. Just like he has done with every other crisis we have faced in recent times.

[Stooge]


By the way, only ten dead? Come on Russia, you can do better than that.

robsterclaw
05-13-2010, 17:20
As a card carrying ACLU, SPCA, PETA, DNC, member, I am offended by this. Those poor pirates were forced into this violent lifestyle by combination of racism, gangster rap, pokimon, capitolism, not getting the sunday paper, and an overly abusive father. Its not their fault. We should sue the russians for violating their rights, and give refuge to any skinny who wants to come over and enjoy our universal health care. I urge our supreme commander, savior and friend, Obama, to take action immediately. Just like he has done with every other crisis we have faced in recent times.

[Stooge]


By the way, only ten dead? Come on Russia, you can do better than that.

You forgot that they were poor Africans. It was being so poor, and wanting to make their families lives better that caused them to take such drastic actions. We should blame all Americans for allowing Africans to be so poor. It's our fault all them poor pirates died this way. Americans should be ashamed!

jim02
05-14-2010, 09:29
I would have to say that sounds like murder to me if they had no trial and were not killed in battle.
I am sure Russia gave them a trial and they still sentance Pirates to death, so justice served.
[Battle]

arz
05-14-2010, 10:29
I hope its true but I have to agree with BS, why would they leave survivors and who the hell is going to trust a "Pirate Spokesman?"

Hopefully the Russians did clean 'em out and send an important message to them...

You will walk the plank

They let one go to relay the message to the rest: Don't mess with the Ruskies.

Send a real message by lining them up, offer the first the chance go free by killing his 9 buddies. He passes, make the same offer to the next guy. And so on and so forth.

KevDen2005
05-14-2010, 10:42
They let one go to relay the message to the rest: Don't mess with the Ruskies.

Send a real message by lining them up, offer the first the chance go free by killing his 9 buddies. He passes, make the same offer to the next guy. And so on and so forth.


That would be some pretty crazy stuff...but indeed it would send a message

SA Friday
05-14-2010, 12:27
Ya, they may have shot them, but they damn well sunk that boat with the bodies still on it.

Good for them. International water in that area need a cleansing.

Troublco
05-14-2010, 18:52
I don't agree with everything the Russians do, but if this is on the mark then good on 'em. Probably wouldn't take too much of this to make them re-think their career choice. I think we should take a page from the Brits and Germans, and put together a few "Q" ships and let the pirates have at them. Let 'em go running up on what looks like a helpless old merchant ship, and then when they start shooting drop the sides of the superstructure and open up with 40mm Bofors and maybe a couple of 20mm Vulcans. There ought to be a bunch of Vulcans in the boneyard, they can just take a few and adapt them. See how long it takes for them to lose their appetite for piracy after some of that!

SA Friday
05-15-2010, 00:31
I don't agree with everything the Russians do, but if this is on the mark then good on 'em. Probably wouldn't take too much of this to make them re-think their career choice. I think we should take a page from the Brits and Germans, and put together a few "Q" ships and let the pirates have at them. Let 'em go running up on what looks like a helpless old merchant ship, and then when they start shooting drop the sides of the superstructure and open up with 40mm Bofors and maybe a couple of 20mm Vulcans. There ought to be a bunch of Vulcans in the boneyard, they can just take a few and adapt them. See how long it takes for them to lose their appetite for piracy after some of that!
You're real close. I had a job offer...

40 mike-mike and Dillon minute guns... Chopper on, chopper off.

I really hate large bodies of water, and the wife is real damn tired of being a single parent, or I would have taken the offer. The money was definately right.

theGinsue
05-17-2010, 00:17
What the Hell is that, a "pirate spokesman?" What’s next, an internationally recognized and accepted "buccaneer press secretary?"

Anything to try to make them look more like an appropriate and official entity.

The "spokeman" makes it sound like the pirates were interupted in the middle of a legal and sanctioned activity.

I say ALL of the pirates need to be killed immediately and their watercraft sunk.

jackmode9316
05-17-2010, 00:50
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

Irving
05-17-2010, 02:28
I was under the impression that the pirates at least have small arms like AK47s that they fire at the ship while the other guys board.

GreenScoutII
05-17-2010, 07:36
Did these pirates never hear of Russia's international reputation for kindness and understanding? They had to have known this was not going to end well for them..

theGinsue
05-17-2010, 11:19
These are the same dumba$$e$ that use their boats which are slightly better than rafts to attack warships from nations all across the world. One would think that the armor looking hulls and huge deck guns would be a hint that they shouldn't attempt to hijack those ships, but .......