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I am sorry about the guy's misfortune but damn hippies are cry babies.
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http://boulder.craigslist.org/spo/1758174215.html
Look at the bottom of the ad, he says he lost his job, and sprained his ankle and wrist and somehow losing his backpack is worse than that
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Edit: Also don't know how serious a threat to kill someone is right after you said you just got done crying over a backpack
For being a "writer" He sure can't convey his thought very well..
Took Him 7 day to figure out it was missing?
Look at the bottom of the ad, he says he lost his job, and sprained his ankle and wrist and somehow losing his backpack is worse than that
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But,
Please help me find my stuff becuase with my luck I will be homeless by tommorrow and I will be a sad homeless person without adequate camping gear.
[BooHoo]
For being a "writer" He sure can't convey his thought very well..
Took Him 7 day to figure out it was missing?
This is what I was thinking. Maybe he had a writting job and that's why he lost it.
Yeah and seven days to figure that out? And then mentions he may have left his car unlocked?
That's what happens when you live like a carefree flower child. Your shit comes up missing. I don't leave my vehicles unlocked in my own driveway in mid day.
Yeah, How much you wanna bet He got doped up on weed,(ETA: Medical marijuana.[Tooth]) and left it somewhere in the woods..
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KevDen2005
05-25-2010, 08:35
Look at the bottom of the ad, he says he lost his job, and sprained his ankle and wrist and somehow losing his backpack is worse than that
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Edit: Also don't know how serious a threat to kill someone is right after you said you just got done crying over a backpack
I notices the same thing. How is losing your job and being sick and injured not worse than losing one's backpack?
ChunkyMonkey
05-25-2010, 08:43
sell the damn car and get another backpack if its so important. [Tooth]
cowboykjohnson
05-25-2010, 08:44
Yeah, How much you wanna bet He got doped up on weed,(ETA: Medical marijuana.[Tooth]) and left it somewhere in the woods..
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I notices the same thing. How is losing your job and being sick and injured not worse than losing one's backpack?
Priorities man, priorities...
Daniel_187
05-25-2010, 09:12
Maybe its me but reading that made my head hurt.
New rule: Any links copied from craigslist must have the contents quoted as well so poor Bear (security blocks at work) can partake in the finger pointing and laughing!
Ryan_Th3_K1d
05-25-2010, 09:21
Somebody stole all of my camping gear. A couple of weeks ago I left my car in the goss grove area of Boulder and I believe my car was broken into and my camping gear was taken. I went camping with some friends and since we were car camping I just tossed my gear into the car without my backpack. When I cam back I started to load up my girlfriends car with my camping stuff and she asked that since my car was parked at the house that I put my gear in my car. I took all of my stuff and loaded into my backpacking backpack. I hopped in my gf's car and thought nothing of it. My mistake was that I might have left my car unlocked. I left my car for a couple of days and returned later to find my car (although I wasn't aware of it at the time) without my backpack. About a week ago I was looking for something out of my backpack and noticed that it was not in my car. I thought nothing of it as it cvould be a number of places and I thought it must be in my Gf's car. Today I started looking again and I cannot find my backpack. I pieced this story together and this seems to be the most plausible answer. The Items that I am missing are as follows:
A well used Blue and black Lowe Alpine backpacking backpack,
in the backpack:
A mountain Hardware Bivvy Sac
A Black diamond khacki and magenta beta lightweight tent.
a Big Agnes purple inflatable sleeping pad.
An Orange therma-rest sleeping pad
other odds and ends that are not of much value
Please Help me. In the last seven days I have lost my job, aquired a really bad cough, cold and fever, crashed my bike breaking the front rim as well as spraining my ankle and wrist, and now by far the worst of all I can't find my backpacking equipment. I am an avid backpacker and it is my true passion other than writing. About an hour ago I started to cry because I am that upset, I don't think I have cried in the last ten years. I am not wealthy in fact I am very poor and I can't afford to replace this stuff at least not in the next couple months for the season. If you have a soul return my stuff and prey that I don't kill you. If you know who did this please let me know. I promise to let them live. The Picture is of me in Zion National Park during much happier times. Please help me find my stuff becuase with my luck I will be homeless by tommorrow and I will be a sad homeless person without adequate camping gear.
Thank you Ryan.
So one of his "true passions" is writing? Poor guy can't even capitalize the correct words or create a sentence that doesn't sound like a sixth grader constructing it.
All I can say is: Don't park your car in a public area FOR SEVERAL DAYS and forget to lock it.
BTW: "Prey" and "pray" do not have the same meaning Mr. Hippy.
Okay, I'm off the spelling/grammar NAZI horse now.
You're also missing the awesome picture of him staring into the wilderness wearing the said backpack, Bear. Maybe someone could post it for him as I'm out the door right now.
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii89/stang9300/3n53k63pd5O05Y55S1a5oe03bfb02e88d10.jpg
[ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL2], thanks I think this made my day
Lol, thanks guys. Y'all crack me up.
cowboykjohnson
05-25-2010, 09:54
we shouldn't laugh... some one stole his backpack man... now he can't be a designer homeless man, he'll have to settle for the cheap crap the people scrapping by have to use.
Thank you Ryan.
So one of his "true passions" is writing? Poor guy can't even capitalize the correct words or create a sentence that doesn't sound like a sixth grader constructing it.
All I can say is: Don't park your car in a public area FOR SEVERAL DAYS and forget to lock it.
BTW: "Prey" and "pray" do not have the same meaning Mr. Hippy.
Okay, I'm off the spelling/grammar NAZI horse now.
+1000
I had better sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation when I was in the THIRD grade.....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/S7OQUFqK7eI/AAAAAAAAGyQ/uKpjRk7rwtM/s1600/grammar_nazi2.jpg
theGinsue
05-25-2010, 12:32
I am sorry about the guy's misfortune but damn hippies are cry babies.
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http://boulder.craigslist.org/spo/1758174215.html
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For being a "writer" He sure can't convey his thought very well..
Took Him 7 day to figure out it was missing?
He doesn't seem too particularly intelligent to me.
This is what I was thinking. Maybe he had a writting job and that's why he lost it.
Yeah and seven days to figure that out? And then mentions he may have left his car unlocked?
That's what happens when you live like a carefree flower child. Your shit comes up missing. I don't leave my vehicles unlocked in my own driveway in mid day.
He should probably go looking for his stuff amongst his hippie flower child friends. He's just upset that someone took his stuff - this time.
Only a fool would leave things that you value in a vehicle that isn't even locked. Hippies = Fools.
68Charger
05-25-2010, 12:51
we shouldn't laugh... some one stole his backpack man... now he can't be a designer homeless man, he'll have to settle for the cheap crap the people scrapping by have to use.
He could go down to Arizona & get a barely used backpack from that wash... lots to choose from!
I wonder if you could start up a cheap back pack company to sell in Mexico, and put a GPS tracker in each pack.
blackford76
05-25-2010, 13:05
GPS tracker??? How about a half pound booster hooked to the GPS for a trigger.
Well, I couldn't do that to people with little kids and stuff. Although, there are some hipppies I've encountered....
blackford76
05-25-2010, 13:30
Just have to be selective...
Colorado Luckydog
05-25-2010, 19:05
I feel sorry for his girlfriend! The little faggot is gay and he don't even know it!!
This is a perfect opportunity for SAnd to contact him and sell a Renters Policy to him.
robsterclaw
05-25-2010, 23:42
He's a liberal sissy, er I mean hippie from Boulder. Doesn't he know Obama will save his ass, and buy him a new backpack?
ColoEnthusiast
05-26-2010, 00:01
Wait a minute, he has a girlfriend and they both have cars? WTF does he need a backpack for? [Bang]
^^^^^^ For a few days, in honor of the missing backpack. [Tooth]
Are we sure that's a dude?
Yeah, never mind. Although the picture kind of looks like some of the lesbian chicks I know, they're all a hell of a lot tougher than this wienie
^^^^^^ For a few days, in honor of the missing backpack. [Tooth]
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I'll play too I guess.
68Charger
05-26-2010, 08:51
it's better cropped- captures the emotion- I can almost see a tear just under his sunglasses...
it's better cropped- captures the emotion- I can almost see a tear just under his sunglasses...
Looks like he is holding in a fart to me... You know, he doesn't want to pollute the clean air and all that jazz.
theGinsue
05-26-2010, 09:13
I wonder if you could start up a cheap back pack company to sell in Mexico, and put a GPS tracker in each pack.
That's racist
68Charger
05-26-2010, 09:18
Looks like he is holding in a fart to me... You know, he doesn't want to pollute the clean air and all that jazz.
maybe he's just contemplating his navel?
Oh, come on, That's Transcendental Meditation if I ever seen it....
(Okay, so I admit, I've never actually seen it.)
You Gentlemen are killing me!
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maybe he's just contemplating his navel?
Oh, come on, That's Transcendental Meditation if I ever seen it....
Ok, ok. We'll do 50/50 split here.
He's using Transcendental Meditation to contemplate if the force of his held-in fart will really deplete the ozone layer while turning his navel from an "innie" to an "outie".
68Charger
05-26-2010, 10:37
I think he's a former CIA operative.. here's the project he was hired for:
http://www.thefoxnation.com/cia/2010/05/26/cia-considered-gay-plot-saddam
when they didn't implement the idea, he found himself out of a job...
That would put him on double secert probation though. He never would have been able to admit the top secert backpack had disappeared.
68Charger
05-26-2010, 10:55
That would put him on double secert probation though. He never would have been able to admit the top secert backpack had disappeared.
it would explain why he's crying over a backpack, tho.. and hoping to recover it before the company finds out...
hmm, I think we have the makings of a novel here... if only we knew a creative writer that had time on his hands...
if only we knew a creative writer that had time on his hands...
I know a guy who's a writer.... but he's busy looking for some backpack.
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I know a guy who's a writer.... but he's busy looking for some backpack.
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I knew that was a matter of time..
[Beer] BigBear you just made my shitty day so much better.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all.... well, for forever.....
ronaldrwl
05-26-2010, 15:59
I think you are missing something here. It's what was in his backback he is crying about. [Fire] What do hippies like to do around the campfire??? Gives you the muchies...
If you have a soul return my stuff and prey that I don't kill you. If you know who did this please let me know. I promise to let them live.
How will he kill the person, slap them to death? I know I'm scared!
How will he kill the person, slap them to death? I know I'm scared!
A talk involving global warming and how you are to blame for the drowning of Polor Bears..
You'll die of boredom..
SA Friday
05-26-2010, 19:23
it's better cropped- captures the emotion- I can almost see a tear just under his sunglasses...
Ya. That's him looking at the cliff in front of him and thinking, "Gee, should I climb that mountain and just launch my sorry worthless hippie ass off into a 1-2 second free fall concluding with my head smashing against the rocks below and making a popping sound like an empty balloon being stuck with a pin." Or, something to that effect...
Hey! Was that a run-on sentence followed by a fragment sentence? OOOOOhhhhh, that should get the Nazi's rollin.
argonstrom
05-28-2010, 21:59
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?p=209604#post209604
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Just teasing, man. [ROFL1]
denvernative321
05-28-2010, 22:19
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?p=209604#post209604
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Just teasing, man. [ROFL1]
For some strange reason I had a funny feeling my backpacking stuff FS thread would make its way here. Nice
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?p=209604#post209604
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Just teasing, man. [ROFL1]
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patrick0685
05-30-2010, 09:38
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wheelgun
05-30-2010, 21:25
I think someone should email him through craigslist and give him the link to this thread. That'll REALLY make him sniffle. And me laugh. [Beer]
Wow, poor guy. I hope he learns his lesson.
theGinsue
06-01-2010, 06:25
I think someone should email him through craigslist and give him the link to this thread. That'll REALLY make him sniffle. And me laugh. [Beer]
That's cold and sadistic.
I like it....let's do it! [Muaha]
I would but this seems like a guy who would end up having cops involved for harassment or something (after he got done crying obviously)
68Charger
06-01-2010, 08:52
Don't you think he's suffered enough? oh the humanity!
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/II_roflmao_II/hindenburg_humanity.jpg
I'm still not getting how this guy wants someone to return his stuff - then they have to pray he won't kill them.
Even if I did take his future home down by the river, I wouldn't be returning it, not with a threat on my life.
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