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I know there are a couple of these threads already but damn!
This is why I avoid Boulder.
http://boulder.craigslist.org/spo/1783481478.html
You mean you were doped out of your skull and left it somewhere?
LOST MY LONGBOARD HELP! (Euclid/Broadway Neighborhood)
Lost my Longboard in the Neighborhood around Euclid/Broadway. Sector 9 Brewery Series (Deschutes Brewery: Black Butte Porter). I know this is a shot in the dark, but I loved that board, and so did my dog.
I can give a reward
Nathan
(720) 289-4963
[ROFL1]
Sorry edited for those blocked at work.
cowboykjohnson
06-09-2010, 12:46
hmmm... how do you lose something like that... drugs?
hmmm... how do you lose something like that... drugs?
Edited there cowpoke.[Poke]
damn it you edited yours before me. lol
Yeah I'm thinking drugs.
having a longboard in colorado is like moving to maui and buying a snowmobile.
cowboykjohnson
06-09-2010, 12:55
Edited there cowpoke.[Poke]
damn it you edited yours before me. lol
Yeah I'm thinking drugs.
Just fast on the draw [Tooth]
Just fast on the draw [Tooth]
You got me brother. I'll take pepperoni on my tombstone.
[Beer]
cowboykjohnson
06-09-2010, 13:02
You got me brother. I'll take pepperoni on my tombstone.
[Beer]I only serve up tostinos... sorry
HBARleatherneck
06-09-2010, 13:16
well to play devils advocate.
the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.
and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, pushing 48" military tires, four wheel hydraulic steering warn winch, cutting brakes, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. so he isnt sure if it fell out or what, because if he would have saw the hippie steal it, he would have stomped a mud hole in him. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.
well to play devils advocate.
the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.
and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, warn winch, hydraulic steering, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.
[ROFL1]
And yes a longboard is indeed a long skateboard.
Yeah, long board is the skate board.
cowboykjohnson
06-09-2010, 13:35
well to play devils advocate.
the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.
and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, pushing 48" military tires, four wheel hydraulic steering warn winch, cutting brakes, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. so he isnt sure if it fell out or what, because if he would have saw the hippie steal it, he would have stomped a mud hole in him. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.
One flaw...
any honest hippie clubber doesn't own a long board [Tooth]
One flaw...
any honest hippie clubber doesn't own a long board [Tooth]
Hippie clubber!
[ROFL1]
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii89/stang9300/hippieclubber.jpg
cowboykjohnson
06-09-2010, 14:04
that reminds me of the crappy jokes my barber always tells me
"a seal walks into a club"
and the other joke...
"a seal walks into a bar.
the bartender asks "what'll ya have"
the seal says "anything but a Canadian club""
I always come across these when I'm searching for something completely unrelated. The bike from the other thread? Looking for a new iPod. I swear the morons in that city all need to be herded up like cattle and driven back to California.
I always come across these when I'm searching for something completely unrelated. The bike from the other thread? Looking for a new iPod. I swear the morons in that city all need to be herded up like cattle and driven back to California.
I mentioned this in another thread.
Great minds think alike.
[Beer]
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