Too good to be made up

[theGinsue]

You're kidding me; right?!

Check out the picture on the top-right of this page, then read the guys rank and name – replace his formal first name with the usual common abbreviation.

I hope this guy slapped his parents.

http://csp.state.co.us/District2.html (http://csp.state.co.us/District2.html)

[esaabye]

You're kidding me; right?!

Check out the picture on the top-right of this page, then read the guys rank and name – replace his formal first name with the usual common abbreviation.

I hope this guy slapped his parents.

http://csp.state.co.us/District2.html (http://csp.state.co.us/District2.html)


It explaines why he became a LEO...

[Daniel_187]

At least it was not seemore butts

[Irving]

I went to school with a guy with the last name of Bacon that always said he wanted to be in law enforcement.

[SNAFU]

No worse then G. Cocksedge,,M.Summershoe,,both outstanding MARINES I served with.

[68Charger]

President of a company I worked for right out of college was Dick Skinner..
he was an executive at Motorola at one point...

a magazine doing an article on him listed his name as Richard.. he went wanted them to print a retraction
He could be heard down the hallway while on the phone with them saying "My name is DICK!"

[jake]

I went to school with someone called Mark Brown, which sounds innocuous enough, but on the register he was a Brown Mark.

[Molon_Labe-1775]

I went to school with a guy named Micheal Nutts.

He went by the short name Mike. Always reminded me of the joke about having someone paged over a intercom.

[cowboykjohnson]

I wish I was cool enough to have one of these names [Tooth]

[CrufflerSteve]

I went to high school with a Richard Hertz. Parents, be really, really careful giving the name Richard. I once met a lady with the last name of Kuntz. It was really hard to keep a straight face. When I was naming my son I picked a nice sounding name that almost impossible to mess with.

Steve

[Daniel_187]

Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt, anybody seen Mike Hunt?

[blackford76]

My buddy Bob named his daughter Alika. Nice name, pretty little girl, last name Zahm.

[Mtn.man]

Guess it's bett'n Jack Mehoff...

[theGinsue]

I was at a Gun Show in St. Louis, MO back in 1989 (back when St. Louis still allowed Gun Shows). The show was at their Convention Center and was HUGE.

As I was walking around I heard the overhead page for Jack Mehoff. I stood still for a moment to question whether or not I had heard it correctly. I got my confirmation when I heard chuckling from all around me.

The page repeated a few minutes later and again a thrid time. I think that either someone told the person on the PA what the deal was or she finally figured it out for herself.

It made for a fun afternoon!

[bryjcom]

My best friend in grade school was named John Faggot. And no I am not joking!

I also had a classmate named Jimbob Butts.

Later on I had a friend named Tyler Neptune III

I also remember in school a Todd Buttle which when it was said fast sounded like Todd "butt hole"